Future President- "Orange you glad I didnt steal a banana?" Republicans- "Dammit, he's clean."
Went Christmas shopping yesterday. One store had full spread calendars of Justin Trudeau. Didn't see any others with pictures of leaders on them, though this might simply be because despite his lack of experience and tact (not a big fan of his), he's certainly a very handsome guy.
athletic and monogamous...bwahahaha!
Good interview! Now I will go see this movie just to hear those recorded screams!
Just watching and listening to this was meditation. Such a nice, simple, down to earth conversation between people.
Ukraine = 911 Ukraine= Titanic sinking Ukraine= dinosaur extinction 😱
Trumpa lumpa went nuts again lol
Oh, haha, very funny: neoliberal, Zionist Colbert promotes the US legacy of imperialism and warmongering against North Korea.
What sort of an idiot would cut themselves while cooking? I’m looking at you Stephen. 😉
Colbert, You're so not funny !!! Boring !!!!!
I looked at the thumb-nail and started laughing, though it gets sadder by the moment! I must have slipped into that alternative universe.
This is so weird, I can't stop watching it! He's a damn hypnotist!
I really dislike Jon. He’s so loud🙄. Anyway - #BlueTsunami2020🌊🌊🌊🌊
I will miss "Don and the gigant impeach"
Would love to invite Joe to our Breakfast Crew!
You're back!! You're back!!! We missed you Mr. Colbert 😊
This is spelled out in the constitution verbatim. It's almost as if they saw Trump in a vision. Move over Nostradamus
He literally sounds like a 5 year old or a dementia patient trying to tell a story.....someone will be impeached because an orangeis pulled out of a refrigerator ??? wtf ?
Ooo have mayor Pete come on the late show!!
What the actual hell is Biden doing and why is he still the Democratic front runner? Are they hoping his crazy will cancel out Trump’s crazy?
Lock Him Up!
Joe is just quirky. Loads of people have their little idiosyncrasies. I’ve been told by many family members and friends that I’m weird, a funny weird. I don’t take it as something bad because those people are always trying to be around me knowing that I’d rather be alone (I’m an introvert, not shy). My fiancé always giant hugs me right after saying; “God, you’re so weird”.
What inquiry have you been watching? There's no substance to what you said. Watch the whole inquiry morons. The GOP s argument is 16 dems were voting impeachment before the Russia hoax and Ukraine. The dnc talked impeachment before he was elected. Plus there was no quid pro quo mentioned anywhere and all the witnesses are going off hear say. Get your head out your asses leftists..you're ruining your country just because you didn't get your way 3 years ago and now you get your info 2nd hand from biased sources because you can't be bothered to check your "facts"
I don't know how Joe does it. Every hesitation and boring anecdote feels like a setup for something later on. It's like I'm on the edge of my seat from boredom.
He's so fucking handsome
Marianne Williamson is still here!
WOW, even Trump's England doppelganger, Boris Johnson was making fun of him. Trump insults, attacks and mocks everyone who isn't singing his praises to stroke his ego, but is too thin skin to take what he dishes out every time he's on National TV. Plus this proves what an embarrassment Trump is for America and her people.
Everyone: nice guys finish last. Joe Pera: hold my book of Mormon.......
After Trump goes to jail. Trudeau comments will last for eternity
I love how Trump is happy to insult and bully people but the moment he gets insulted he throws a tantrum and goes home.
Why would Trump be offended by Justin Trudeau‘s comment? It is probably flattering compared to all the other behind the closed doors comments!
Minus the toe. Poor old Trump, jilted!!
At 5:48 ... Louis says " If I did something wrong I'm ready..." ( about the carp). Of course he didn't know of his fate yet... Weird.
do do do + autotune = lolz
I have a friend who is exactly like this, sometimes I want to use a spoon to dip the words out of his mouth.
Coscos bit was hilarious 😭
So you can only be President if you’re rich or smooching with rich people. No wonder the rich run the country. 😔
Im having a tshirt made that says “picked an orange out of a refrigerator, decided i didnt like it so........I impeached it”!
Lefthanded people of Denmark? Well shit xD
The Brits are not so keen on suing
Picked an orange out of the refrigerator and impeach him!
As far as I know, Trudeau, Macron, and Johnson are all not really popular in their own countries so when you consider how they’re all making fun of YOU, you know you must really suck.
Classic!! You are in his head
A Johnny Carson you are not.
I can't help but wonder how much more moving that could have been without autotune. Autotuned a cappella is like acoustic disco-just doesn't mix!
trump is always angry. You can't live in peace when you have such a load of cruelty and crime to carry around.
U can see how fake she is. She’s like another Hillary
Liberal tears are the best indicator that America is being made great again!
Hey I use the word malarkey all the time stop calling it old
Yeah but if it was Kanye it would’ve been a musical genius right? Foh
I know you know but I need to say it: pumkinhead is an idiot!
These two are always so engaging ! Thats why im excited to see Eddie and Stephen together again !
Take your ball and go home you sad little baby boy.
All pretty women hail from Russia).
Feliz Navi dead
Colbert already angry at his Trump Derangement Syndrome
Below, you can see 3000 comments about Andrew Yang
In the news up here in Canada, Trudeau is seen as having done a massive faux-pas. Honestly, I think Trump deserves it.
Trump is my president and I have to defend him, stick by him, but yes you are right
How is Joe Biden still in this race? He is almost as cringeworthy of a senile old coot as Trump.
Advice to Trudeau next time a scheduled meeting is arranged with Little Donnie ……… don’t show up ……… Go straight to the bar and have a pitcher of beer with the boys ! 🍺 Then you won’t be 40 minutes late !!
If Bill Gates had a kid brother...not good at programming code, but had a sense of humour...
Yes the world is laughing at us for electing trumpee.
It's an attempt at having a "real " character. Like Dave had with Harvey Pekar. Except Harvey was actually real and you never knew what would set him off. This looks like a bit. And it's not funny enough to be a bit. Stephen had to all the heavy lifting. I have not seen his show but based on this interview. I'm probably not interested.
The choir was the best thing out of this performance.
This show should be taken off the air. If the host can't support the President the American people elected for office, maybe we can send him and the women from The View, to live in Seria .
Kamala just got the clap back of the year award with that “don’t worry Mr President, I’ll see you at your trial”!!!
I guess it's time to send ambassador Dennis Rodman again to clean up this mess.
Trump's more like a moldy Orange that's been in the fridge for way too long
Teenagers Kevin Ives and Don Henry #ClintonBodyCount #MenaConnection
The Aeronauts is brilliant. I saw it yesterday - truly terrifying at times!!!
I am and always will be HERE for Joe Pera
Does it seem to anyone besides me that shooting a scene with potential physical peril to the lead actors on the first day of filming is a pretty stupid thing to do? Who is the dimwit who directed this movie?
Thank you mr. President, I have wondered what a KAKISTOCRACY looks like in real time, with heavy hints of fascism. by the way, Trump is not president. He is a motivational speaker for racists and pedophiles and proof of the corrupt electoral college superseding the people's vote!!! Impeach this motherfucking coward! Thank you for your time 😉🤣
Yeah....I’m just going to have to put him in that Kyle Mooney section of Comedy I’m just not into. Sorry guys. I tried. Watched the whole interview.
Best comedy show ever watching Putin's puppy on the world stage.😄
Come on sheeple wake up it’s obvious Ukraine also killed Jeffrey Epstein
Why is the audience laugh at this slow poke?
Never gonna happen... he’s gonna win the election again your fools
'one of these terms has to be current'
Thank you Eddie for saying NO PINAPPLE ! appreciate.
I liked the poster. Will CBS give Giuliani a series if he stays out of jail?
That poor man needs 12 hours uninterrupted sleep.
Do with Donald Trump in the host's chair and let Stephen have a gun.
If Trump wasn't such a shitshow/dumpster fire, I think the media would be more focused on Biden's senility.
Wow - that must take a lot of energy to keep that going. I'm glad Stephen introduced me to Joe. Interesting.
So sad they wasted him in Fantastic Beasts because JK needs to make some extra dollars
"Ring ring, 1930s calling, can we have our silly words and crappy airplanes back and watch out for that Adolf Hitler he's a real bad egg." Archer.
When even other narcissists are laughing at you, you’re a narcissist with problems. President cringe lurches on. A bribery scandal littered with criminality is picking an orange out of the refrigerator and sex, lies and cum-stained dresses cause anarchy. Is this the same Mr Turley who worked with John Ritter?
Not sure why he chose autotune for this song. His actual Spotify recording of this song is autotuned as well. So at least he sounds like his recording?? Lol.
Can someone explain to me why biden is so popular?
@VytenisR1 I get it .missed your tone.sorry
@SLYDOG thats not an answer, please read my question again, and after that if you dont have anything to contribute, dont.
He's not dim bulb.You living on another planet ?
Colbert is a jinx for anyone.
Colbert: *says something* Jon: *Woah* wOah
Smothers brother Bob Newhart oatmeal
guilty as hell, and republicans are helping trump get away with it.
Trump is a complete joke outside of his Republikkklan white supremacist army.
Trudeau is right... It does take a Trump 40 minutes to take a stinky dump.