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  • he did say "biggetjes" prety good but not really dutch

  • I love putting those chips on my fingers to pretend I'm a dinosaur

  • This is literally me and my sister

  • Bro- how did you know I was having some bad days? :,)

  • Don't worry in a few decades with so much people to eat... or we become all vegan, or will have less meat "quatity" for all people

  • Why love a pig and eat a cat😂😂😂😂

  • On the second one I cryed

  • Shut up vegan teacher

  • Petition to get rid of the paper Capri-sun straws

  • The counter having a "/" symbol is giving me anxiety

  • OMG I DO THE EXACT SAME THING WITH THE ZODIAC THING YOU READ MY MIND

  • Trixie Mattel AND Kris both in a video??? What did I do to deserve this? (apologies if I spelt their names wrong)

  • The Voldemort one was the worst

  • This is so funny to see as a Dutch person. 😂

  • Hey I have a question kris are you christian?

  • I feel the same about zodiac signs. I know it’s all bs. I know it’s fake. But I’m offended when I’m excluded. And I’m also offended that mine is usually the last one listed lol

  • My parents are really like free n not strict and shit but I'd feel really bad n guilty if I acted like this.

  • 1:40 when amish people see a car for the first time.

  • The vegan teacher has to be freelees mother… I’m vegan but this makes me ashamed

  • where is the world going. she's just making an episode on her own channel. but then there is no discrimination to vagen, it's an alepisode about 2 different places with different sweets. vegan teacher : you are not allowed to film candy because then children will buy it and that is not vigan. every food that she mentions she should say this is vegan and if its not she shouldnt even be showing it on camera. Kris: ......... what is that illegal i was unaware of this law, you cant show anything that not vegan on camera. CS-tv : are treated equally in equal cases. Discrimination on the grounds of religion, belief, political opinion, race, s.. or any other ground is not allowed. or Freedom of speech or freedom of expression is the freedom of citizens to express their beliefs, without prior control by the state. Freedom of expression is not absolute, like most other fundamental rights. For example, insult and defamation are punishable under certain circumstances Law : are treated equally in equal cases. Discrimination on the grounds of religion, belief, political opinion, race, s.. or any other ground is not allowed. or Freedom of speech or freedom of expression is the freedom of citizens to express their beliefs, without prior control by the state. Freedom of expression is not absolute, like most other fundamental rights. For example, insult and defamation are punishable under certain circumstances

  • 1:20

  • my feet being off of my bed .me seeing the videos never mind they going back on the bad

  • Why does it look like an actual Bob Ross painting?

  • Thumbnail credits to Life Of Luxury #Luxarmy

  • You should collaborate with SSSniperWolf

  • We all are doomed!! Because Plants are lifeforms aswell!! Oh nooooo! We can‘t eat anithing…

  • Night time sleep Ade works well. I suffer from depression. I feel for you. I hope you have a good day.

  • 9:22 she went into creative mode

  • Love this

  • lololololollllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooool

  • Lol

  • But what about my chicken nuggies

  • 13:51 to answer your question there. its like that because we dont want others to have to deal with such pain that we are dealing with.

  • You look like a duck just like me haha

  • I’m 23 hours a day vegan, the only time I’m not vegan is when I’m having dinner

  • Yay my first gold star of the day lol

  • Love pigs and eat dogs, love chickens and I eat cats

  • Ok, but can you give me nuggets

  • I think people are gonna eat meat again just to irritate Karen

  • Okay, this was funny as hell…

  • ur gaining a subscriber

  • Make the Riley series.

  • I LOVE THE DURTLE

  • I've never seen a FYP that basically is my life🤣

  • Hi Kris your the best youtuber ever thanks for doing what you do your the best🤗

  • Petree is from the little dinosaur I believe I saw the movie no completely sure what its called

  • EVERY MEAT IS SO GOOOOODDDDDD vegan teacher ....... and im sorry if im talking the truth 🤣🤣🤣

  • Smil is smile in english

  • you must be honered she made an entire video about you

  • gekoloniseerd

  • I am ALSO terrified of balloons popping. lol

  • Related to the “when black people hear a noise”: When I am home alone I am somewhat paranoid that something bad will happen like a break in so I have a baseball bat which I splattered with pink paint for a cosplay prop. I heard something downstairs and I didn’t know what it was so I grabbed the bat and snuck around the house. Apparently it was just the dishwasher but I can just imagine what that looked like to the cameras lmao 😭 I looked like I just murdered Junko Enoshima and was trying to search for witnesses

  • Are you able to like- do another skit ^^ that would be amazing! Have a good day

  • Imagine having Christmas on a full vegan family. That's just so sad

  • Ellooooo

  • I gave trouble falling asleep I have gor the past 2 years and I'm 13 in high school doing tests falling asleep at 5:00 , 4:00 or 2:00 in the morning getting up at 6:55 for school having calmest no energy but helping and putting a mask on seemingly happy and helpful all the time while I just wanna pass out Edit : relatable?

  • love your personality

  • Come the apocalypse no animal will be off limits.

  • Guys like everyone’s pictures for no reason we will do it to every single one

  • Bro I agree 90% dogs is also my FYP TvT Edit:I’m tryna find diff things in my FYP tho T^T

  • bin ich der einziege hier der ahoi brause durch die nase gezogen hat?

  • #teamketchup

  • Your my favorite out of all your characters Kris

  • That began is full of it. I'm so sick of that moron.

  • this old bag is the definition of HOW CAN I WASTE MY LAST 3 YEARS BEFORE A HEARTATACK HITS ME

  • VEGAN TEACHER LIAR ALSO CLOTHES ARE MADE OUT OF ANIMALS SOMETIMES

  • the vegan teacher: don't eat meat!! its dead animals!! D: me: hehehe chicken nuggies go BRRRRR

  • “Smells like DANGER” *proceeds*

  • Måneskin - Beggin' (Lyrics)"I'm beggin', beggin' you" [TikTok Song] / Blueberry cs-tv.org/tv/video-2Ld0IfAfqPc.html

  • When she said it was like he pretty laugh so hard

  • so sorry for what youve bean threw.

  • Lol haha I love you videos

  • Everything about my childhood was on a spectrum from alarmingly-unsafe to low-key-demonic, so that now my impressions are such that, brave people are stupid, scared people are stupid, smart people are stupid, and the quiet ones are too-smart; constantly being around barely contained mental-cases boomers and karens makes the dark less threatening than a fluorescent-bulb: at least in the dark, the narcissists have some disadvantage and the humility of fear.

    • The last clip had the sheet removed by unseen force before the sleepwalker get up to play with matches, then the glass was broken by unseen forces; especially realistic.

  • I FOUND ALL THE ACCENTS SAME 😅😅

  • I can't tell if this is just an ugly filter or just a dirty camera, why does it look like that?

  • 14:00 Id say because it SEEMS easer to tell others how to fix "it", but if you think about it, how meany times have you heard- Just get over it or just be happy..... MMkey ill get right on that...

  • We do it to help the other girl/boy feel good about themselves