Absurd Mission Objectives - Battle Plan

čas přidán 31. 07. 2020
Sometimes does it feel like you're fighting the war all by yourself..?
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  • 機関銃陣地だけでも勲章はもらえるレベルの戦果やろう

  • After years of being skipped, Greg the Garlic Farmer gets the chance to ignore the player

  • *to be expected* legend was born

  • Who's got a favorite viva la dirt league character mine is Ben

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  • This is why I hate single player mode. I prefer competitive mode with bots

  • I lost it when he had to destroy Army Groups B and C hahaha

  • Epic NPC Man still is unbeatable but this series too is great! Well done guys!

  • this video is super popular in japan somehow, thanks to the japanese subtitle

  • Keep this up 😂😂🤣🤣

  • Didn’t they just describe the last mission in call of duty 2?

  • I'm wondering is this the new COD until I see our favorite figure comes with funny questions.

  • “Shoot down the entire German luftwaffe” still can’t stop laughing

  • love this series so much

  • 最初に同行することになった仲間絶対しにそう笑

  • CoDでは後々追加注文するから、こっちの方が良心的かも? でもやはり、一人で背負う仕事量ではないなw

  • ワロタ

  • 俺が一人で第二次世界大戦を終わらせてる間、お前は何してんだ?⇐狂おしいほど好き

  • I love that the soldier at the end is holding his gun upside down.

    • He isn’t. He has a Bren light machinegun that has the magazine on top.

  • 親の顔より見たミッション

  • バトルフィールドみたいで(笑)

  • This like my online class Every subject has 5-7 activity in one week deadline friday pike dafuq

  • who the flip disliked this? nazi's disliked this video 😂.

  • For some reason I kept watching fully expecting to see the actual mission.

  • This series was too short. Just like very AAA FPS single player campaigns

  • Don't play video games. Never have. Just not my dance. I thought FPS meant frames per second so nothing made any sense. Stepson had to explain what FPS meant. Now there is context this stuff is the funniest thing I've seen since Trump inquired about shoving a UV light up his ass.

  • Germany: We got panzers America: We have a bettjeman

  • Ben's American accent is on point with the gritty commander role. I likey

  • Ben is sooooo classy

  • Spot on :) And your production quality is top notch. I've seen WW2 movies looking worse. Actings great also. Its like you have a really long backstory togeher filming those funny videos.

  • Turns out he never got to hang out with his wife that day

  • why do these condoms have such a different size and shape?

  • I love watching this while playing Battlefield its like they want me to die

  • Ben's american accent is on point.

  • OMG, King and Morrison ar soooo going to die;

  • One man army

  • epic

  • What its the game? Que juego es?

  • Not gonna lie i really want to see this mission playthrough

  • Ah, the generalization of Finnish conscript service.

  • Along the way you will have a flash back and a 5 minute cutscene where the enemy will not shoot or attack even if they are in front of you

  • Betjeman : All by myself ~ Don't wanna be, all by myself ~

  • What games has this battle plan

  • this is why COD 2 the big red one is nice, sometimes the NPCs are the ones that do stuff. like in the sicily invasion mission. its one of the NPCs that take out the bunker with a grenade. its nice in that it feels more immersive.

  • I wish it was so easy as this. Lol

  • Ahh yes, the guy who does everything.

  • 2:14 i am not sure why he does it, but i am pretty sure the guy in the background holds his weapon wrong. maybi i am mistaken and its a speciall wepaon i am not aware of

    • It's a Bren gun. The magazine is top mounted.

  • I love Adam's little picture just pop up with his dorky face and the little trumpet, it fits. 1:49

  • That American accent by a Kiwi. So Amazing. While Rowan the player replies in Kiwi accent.

  • id like ur skits better if u didnt beg people to subscribe and like really makes u look like assholes its called a job u should get one

    • This IS their job. Literally, they full time produce content. If you don't want to contribute that's entirely ok, but don't insult them because they stick thirty seconds onto the end.


    • @StarSlayer no, it isn't. You can see him grab the pistol grip beneath as he starts to walk off. It's a Bren, the magazine is above the barrel. Edit: and, based on comments earlier on this video from the other paratrooper reenactor, apparently a fully functional one. Irrelevant to whether or not it's upside down, but nonetheless very cool.

    • @Von Skyme bro the stock is clearly upside down

    • No, he isn't. Bren gun magazines are top mounted.

  • Everyone talking about CoD and Ramirez, pfftt kids don't remember the OG Doomguy. "Here's a gun, now go defeat Hell"

  • 2:14 soldier holds gun upside down

    • Afraid not. CS-tv commenter does not recognise Bren gun has magazine on the top.

  • Только ещё обычно в конце так: "Окей, выдвигаемся!" И все такие сидят дальше :D

  • Anyone else notice the dude at the end holding his gun upside down? 😂😂

    • @Von Skyme Wow, yea... I didn't realize that. It was such a quick shot, I thought it was a joke. Thanks for clearing that up 👍

    • There isn't one. Bren gun magazines are top mounted... and as for noticing, there are dozens in here somewhere.

  • Sooo basically storm normandy and push to berlin, capture it, tie up hitler and about that time il roll up in a jeep saying good job to the men that followed me in trucks

  • We just gonna ignore the American using a Bren?

    • Probably, because there isn't one. There are, however, two British paratroopers there, one with a Bren and the other with a Sten.

  • Yuuup welcome to call of duty in a nutshell lol

  • Love your army videos like this one little longer would be nice good job guys thank you!!!!

  • The end part where they break from the mission objectives! Someone in the backround carried his gun upside-down! Must have been EA or Ubi-soft. XD

    • Afraid not. As amusing as that would be, Bren gun magazines are top mounted.

  • If only he added the line "I need you to clear out those enemy bunkers. Here's a toothpick." I would have known this was based on COD WOW

  • I really love Adam and Rowan role in this series... Compared to the other videos, here they are just like inseparable, almost like they got a real strong relationship built upon years of friendship... 😂

  • this actually happens in real life...

  • Squire cameos?

  • theres almost no audio

  • I finally got that he’s name is not “bitchman”.

  • I find it just a bit odd that they're apparently American soldiers, yet one guy has what appears to be a British BREN gun (or maybe the original Czech LMG it's based off of, or possibly one of those Nambu LMGs) and there's even a dude with a STEN. Not one of the more typical STEN models either from what I can tell, but a nice one with a pistol grip and a vertical grip. It also looks a bit like some bugger cut off the bayonet lug for the M1 Rifle that the protagonist is wielding. On the map itself appears to be a Webley Mk.VI, which was primarily used in WWI. The M1 Carbine of the silly-looking grinning guy also seems to be lacking a bayonet lug. The guy with the M1903 is a nice touch, though. The M1 Garand is far more iconic and beloved rifle by most and catches the spotlight big-time, but it's important to know that some soldiers still had M1903 rifles. If memory serves, by the end of 1942, there were only a million and a quarter M1 Rifles or so yet produced. Many still had M1903 rifles, I think they hit 3 million by D-Day.

    • @wyprman my guess is the Webley is just personal preference or a souvenir. There may not have been many being issued by WWII but there was always a level of leeway with officers and plenty of the old ones came along for the ride, easy enough for an American officer to have snagged one. If your officer is using his pistol fir anything other than waving around inspirationally then things have already gone horribly wrong anyway.

    • @wyprman Fair enough, I don't know a whole lot about uniforms. I thought they were all Americans, even though the protagonist seems to have a bit of an accent.

    • The guys with the Bren and Sten are British paratroopers. And IIRC, the early M1 Carbines didn’t have bayonet lugs. No explanations for the cut off lug on the Garand or the Webley. Especially since it appears they just left it on the ground.

  • Ah yes! The classic lone British trooper within the all american battalion.

  • *"Ramirez, the White House is under attack - defend Burger Town!"*

  • I was actually expecting to see the missions like some kind of movie

  • Смотрю ничего не понимаю но очень круто

  • At least it makes SENSE in Halo and DOOM, since you're literally a super soldier who's called a demon by the enemy.

  • Haha mission list goes ping ping

  • Me: Barely survives an insane battle and gets to a checkpoint. Friendly NPCs arrive with 10 tanks. Me: "Finally some backup!" Officer on a tank: "Private, we need you to clear the entire west front so that these tanks can safely pass through!" Me: --_____--

  • >fps players >team strategy meetings pick one

  • R A M E R E Z

  • I can still hear it... ‘Ramirez’...


  • OMGLOL!! It's funny cos it's true!! 😂🤣😂

  • Been working on your accents!

  • Frames per second logic, is the best

  • The production was spectacular

  • At 2:14 you can see that the left soldier at the middle is holding his gun upside down

    • Von Skyme lol We were pretty much working shifts there for awhile, huh? Have a good day, my friend!

    • @wyprman still fighting the good fight I see. I moved to correcting 'why didn't he call him Benjamin' and 'don't hold the bipod' on the new one.

    • Not upside down. It’s a Bren gun.

  • Fps logic:when you, some scientist with orange suit became the super soldier who can beat alliens, thousand government soldiers and fckin bee-helicopter And after this, some Alyx says: "wow, you survived with 100hp and 100armor only because 1 million medkits was in the last checkpoint"

  • I feel a subtle parody of COD WWII,... tho just a subtle, could be wrong :D

  • that guy holding his gun upside down at the end was too funny.

    • @wyprman did not know that. Thx

    • It’s not upside down. He has a Bren light machinegun, which mounts the magazine on top.

  • Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: Isaiah 64:6 But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away. Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. Romans 10:9-10. That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. John 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life. 1John 5: 10-13 He that believeth on the Son of God hath the witness in himself: he that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son. And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life. These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God. Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. Romans 8:1 There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit. 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: 2 Corinthians 5:21 For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him. .....

  • Forget to give him 2 spare NPC soldiers that can actually kill people but die after one shot

  • Yeah let's ignore the fact that some of these NPCs are holding their machine guns upside down. Rofl.

    • It’s pretty easy to ignore since he’s not holding it upside down, it’s a Bren LMG which has the magazine up top.

  • These videos constantly remind me of the Medal of Honor: Allied Assault game.

  • Private Benjamin. lol.

    • Private Bettjemen. They're using their real names. There's no Benjamin.

  • This is fantastic, it really cheered me up. Thanks!

  • Вери гуд)

  • Anyone notice the soldier holding his rife upside down? 2:15 😂😂

    • Bren gun magazines are top mounted.

  • Are those guns are props or they’re real actual guns you’re using

  • Wow i just realized that last scene there was a man holding a gun backward

    • @Von Skyme oh that's new. Thanks for telling me

    • No there wasn't. Bren gun magazines are top mounted.

  • They should just make an open world ww2 game where you can do what you want and you come across people who give you missions to do but the entire map is a warzone with cities towns and other stuff choose to fight back hold off battalion advancements stuff like that would be dope

  • your team while your saving the world: hey is that dung on my tent me: is killing half and army with a pistol my team: yea thats 100% dung i wonder what dropped it *walks away* me: ._. bruh

  • me: single handly takes out an entire country and finishes a world war the reward: a crappy medal and a few coins

  • 2:06