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"Previously": cs-tv.orgJCa6cNRFvoU?feature=share Now available : DPD Uniform : a.co/d/aowc2Ns DPD Cap : a.co/d/0ST1T4K
Bruh merch
yippie 🎉...DPD!!!!
Is there a XL size? 💀
Is there a XXL size💀
Remake of extended dont say gay 😂😂😂
Just feeling comfortable after hearing *"DPD"* repeatedly after a while..
same
Not Same
i love ur pfp
FR 😭
@none here cry
"Officer 0.5" had me 😭😭😭
the box has me dead 😭
Box black 😅😅😅
bro started twerking after the police didn't arrest him 💀
But then they came back
To arrest him again
Lol
I Took a screenshot
"DPD" always caught me laughing at the floor😂
"I ask for forgiveness" lmao that took me out
Bro the fact that they count each officer by 0.5 bc they are short 💀
I didn't think of that 💀
it's literally the dwarf police department bro
DPD You are under arrested for noticing
@kyle govender OUH-
@kyle govender OOUH
“I ain’t going to jail”had me rolling😂
Frr
“Yes because its GAY” got me on the floor 😂😂😂😂
Nah ill pass
Gay
“DPD! Officer 2 you’re under arrest” “But what did i do?” “It’s illegal for a man to be in the closet”
Haha😂
I was gonna say that same thing 😂
Nah, it quite the opposite 😅
My brain exactly 😌
Thats what I was thinking
“DPD Ouh” allows gets me🗿
“Ooo that shower was good!” Got me cracked up.😂
The random “OOP” after DPD officers show up has me crying laughing🤣🤣
Ikr 🤣
@Alice Power WAIT WTF HOW THE HELL DO I GET 1.5K IN 1 DAY AAA
fr
Same here
IKR 😂😂😂😂
Legends say they are still saying DPD and “Ouh, ouh” up ‘till this day💀
I haven't been to one of these in a while, good to see you back in my feed!
“AiNt GoInG TO JaIL” Casually twerks😂😅😂😅
😂😂😂
Lol 🤣 guys don't get Africa, it's not *tWeRKing* if you do it after escaping from someone who was about to get you got.
DPD
DPD
DPD! No twerk
The “OUH” was for some reason a really satisfying high note LMAO
i like how they return after he said we all do
"Ain't going to jail🕺🍑" really got me😭
Onb
@Jay Emanuel Bryant what?
IM WHEEZIN 😂😂😂
I AM whezzing rn
@Mery_kit loll
“We all ask for forgiveness” 😔
the shocked OuH has me dying their so cute and funny
✨Shakes booty✨Had me dying
😂same
Lol same thing girl🤣🤣🤣
Same🤣🤣
Gotta love DPD, always gives a good laugh
This is the best I have ever seen on social media 😂
"But my lips are dry"💀😭😭
men's. self. care. I am here for it.
@Mono_Memelord😅😂what?
are you a girl, with like a little brother 😂? We know how to take care of ourselves but society just tells us not to (like relatives saying "why do U use conditioner? Why do you...) Hence the whole meme
SPiT oN iT! 💀🤯
Is you okay
SPIT ON IT. One of the most manly things ever said.
Ya know what bruh.? , because of you i was made my own "DPD" incoming message tone for m self xD 🤣🤣
“I ain’t going to jail😩”was just PEFRECT✨
✨D P D✨
@StitchNFroggyBoi oh oh
DPD
✨IKR✨
new camera ?
Ur awesome!
not the “FlAbBerGaSteD” 😂 so adorable omg Mom im famous 🤩 ⬇️
2K likes and no comment? Lemme fix it
@still shocking in happiness Thank you lol
Ok, but can we talk how he just threw it back and caught my heart like that though? 😅🤭
the “my lips are dry!” “then spit on it-uh” edit: thanka for 4 likes
I just can’t get over the fact that they go up by .5 every time 😂😂
❓️❓️🔫🔫🪖🪖💵💵💵🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓
I’m ashamed of myself that I read this comment before noticing I might even commit the unforgiving act
Self aware comedy is the best.
@Aaron Ziemski DPD!!!!
@BLACDEATHAPPLE DPD!!
i love this guy he has actual humor lol
Can I keep him?!❤
"But mIy leEps are DrIYyy" The "accent" was hilarious 💀
same with ''SpEeIT OnN IET
Same with the ''SPiEt oNN IeET
@Phantom Dragon we get it, you don't have to reply the same thing 2 times
@Becky Fagan lol nice
@Becky Fagan lol nice
*ngl he can twerk better than i can and that’s saying something…*
Please make more dpd videos,they are really funny
"Officer 0.5" had me on the floor😂😂
officer 0.5 was in the floor
Lol
the noise they made when DPD shows up 😂😂
As a man it is illegal to be in that position 💀💀
“Ain’t going to jail! *twirks*” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 I can’t- I just cried an entire ocean from laughing
Yea same I laughed😂
Ikr it’s so funny
Fancy tie knot, what's it called?
Babies in their dreams be like💀
Officer 1.5: As a Man, it is illegal to be in that position Man: Wait how is your legs at the other side of the bed, aren't you a Dwarf? Officer 1: Oh! Umm, you're under arrest for asking that question! Man: Flabbergasted!
HAHAHAHA
DPD magic !
Officer 1.5 should be arrested for looking at his butt
200th like baby!
@deejay brown true
I eh laugh so hard in a minute….good one
“I AINT GOING TO JAILLL” Twerks like no one is watching😂
I hope you know the phrase "DEEPEEDEEEEE" is a constant reoccurring sound in my head. No context. And I love it. It's so catchy.?
Same 😂
I loved the dpd moments 😂😂😂
The way they just went to hide in the same place-💀✋
I need to hear all the DPD laws to make sure I don't break any😂
Lmaoo😂
don't worry, you can just ask for forgiveness, we all do
DPD! You are under arrest for asking to hear all the DPD laws
@AgereArtist I was gonna say
@AgereArtist I ask for forgiveness
So true
It's the way they're only worth 0.5 of an officer 💀
ALL THE "oop 😮" NOISES ARE SO FUNNY LMAOOO
😂😂😂🤣
“DPD” “Terraria hurt noises”
Give this man’s a Netflix show 50 season. 23 episodes a season 3 movies
the fact that each officer is only considered half an officer 😭
I have NO idea what just happened but I've got tears running down my legs 🤣
“Is this illegal?” *“Yes, because it is gay”*
The “ouh!” Always has me crying bro, keep creating content, you’re the creator that brings me joy no matter what mood I’m in❤😂
DPD >:(
Same 😂😂
I love the fact that they say “Ouh” every time the “DPD” comes out
That thang is thangin
“YES BECAUSE IS GÆ!” Had me laughing
DPD!
Officer 0.5, your under arrest for saying the forbidden word
@Andrei Cc WAIT be we ar- *DPD*
"But my lips are DRY" *"SPIT on IT!!"*
How can someone be cute, funny and sexy all at the same time? There should be a law against that 😂❤
five months not seeing or hearing DPD in my ears And YT Shorts blesses me with the feeling again
Don’t click this profile🗿
@Dont_click_this_profile bet
Fax
Samee my mother
Officer 3 finally got some time to arrest people.
"DeePeeDee.." "Ouh!" "Ouh" "Ouh!"
“This is flabbergasting 😧” bro this guy is the best lmfao
I LOVE THIS MANNN
The "DPD" always gets me XDD Also... The "IM NOT GOIN TO JAILLL" *continuosly twerks*
DPD… oh, oh, oh. Got me rolling 💀😂
Yess same 🤣🤣
What does DPD mean?
dwarf police department
@Dang dwarf police department 😊
Where do you guys get your law from? DPD!
DPD GOT ME AND O O O O O GOT ME💀
😂😂😂 it’s Illegal to question laws
Well I ask for forgiveness
We all do
Aww yes we do
@Dutch Vanderbilt Awn....
@Diether Santos hm?
"Under arrest for saying the forbidden word" Proceeds to lie in that position
“Ain’t goin to jail “ next second “DPD
The "OH" is the cutest thing I've heard today
“We ask for forgiveness” “Awhn” “We all do!” “Awhn yes we do…”
Subscribed.
"Aint goin to jail~~ DPD OUH" Got me hell
“Ain’t going to jail”😂😂😂😂😂the voice😂😂
Omg omg omg I'm crying. I just learned yesterday that that is actually a thing 😭🙏
"It's illegal to wear lip balm..." "But my lips are Dryeee" "Spit on it!" "Flabbergasted" im rolling like hell right now lol
I like the fact that asking for forgiveness gets everyone off the hook.
Love you guys from Tuscaloosa, AL
DPD just ruining the day😅
😂😂
DPD! Chinwe, you're under arrest for hate speech
DPD, generic username you’re under arrest for defamation
Officer Chin you are under arrest for defamation of dpd
DPD you all are under arrest for using a word I have NO idea how to pronounce
I love how they were whole and half numbers throughout
“I ask for forgiveness” “aWh” 🤣
Can we all just appreciate that the officers count as .5 of a person💀
50%*
@catlover!! that could also be correct too, but if you look correct there's a decimal in there which means that each officer is .5% of a person
@Seek that would mean they are 0.5% a person so 5/1000 and not 50/100, it would have to be 0.5 (without the percent sign) in order for it to be correct
@Seek No they're right actually 0.5 is equal to 50%
@Zzz but not .5% only .5
"DPD, it is illegal to dance."
“Did you between your 🍑?” GOT ME DEAD
we need more DPD moments
The last one DPD got me so bad
“Ain’t goin 2 jail” DPD OP
"ur under arrested for washing ur ass" i cant- 😭
SPIT ON IT AND AINT GOING TO JAIL GOT ME 😂😂😂😂
“But my lips are drRYy” Beautiful