DIANA ARMSTRONG = ❌ DIANA NAILSSTRONG = ✅ DIANA NAILSLONG = ✅
much better 😅
or... NAIL armstrong
@@user-keplersuckatlifei was thinking of that before i saw that video ☠️
Bro how does she wipe her ass bro
Teacher: Why’d you take so long in the bathroom? Diana: ummmm 😳
She took too long to flush the toilet cuz her nails are long
how does she even sleep at night with those long nails
@@motafu1by sleeping on her back
Ouch that would hurt
Neil Armstrong: ❌ Nail Armstrong:✅
@@aidennguyen356no he stole this from a reply to an older comment
@@Elementeningit’s not the same tho
Neil Armstrong is an astronaut
@@Elementening is this true
Neil Armstrong: „flys to the moon“ Diana Armstrong: „Scratches the moon“
@@GOD_..OFWATERMELONCATS there is another Armstrong that does music but I forgot his name
*NAIL ARMSTRONG 🤣🤣🤣*
@@michaelvermillion8126leo armstrong i think
"What is your defensive weapon?" "Nails"
Therapist: Freddy Krueger doesn't exist he can't hurt you Freddy Krueger:
Me for last 10 min wondering why that small hair is moving as I scroll the screen 😅..you got interesting + distracting profile photo bruh
Yeah bruh i dead ass thought i have hair on my screen
“If you never cut your fingernails they’ll get longer” My brain:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What the hell
Yeah I think that would be 😮😮
What the heck
POV: the girls in the back of the class
POV: that one pick-me girl with ✨HIGHLIGHTS✨
POV.when acrylic nails went wrong 💀💀
They got the entire ecosystem inside those nails
So we'd be able to live there too
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊😊
@@H0n35t if they were as wide as her hips, we could possibly put a human in there(don’t get any ideas)
@@H0n35tyes it can there are possibilities
I mean, there's ecosystem everywhere, your balls your mouth your guts, like everywhere.
Nail cutters were invented in 1875 People in 1874:
How my mom sees my nails:
Me:has a little bit of dirt in my nails My nana:(sees as the short)
schools gotta be hiring this man.
bro did you like your own comment?
Didn’t ask + my content is way better ☠️
Bro is overconfident 💀
When my nails get too long, they start to grow into my skin so I have to constantly cut them so I don’t get an ingrown nail 😢
That's for toenails
Cavemen fudging bashing rocks on the tip of they're finger nails to cut them 💀
All that bacteria under their nails: 🕺💃
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbyw
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I hate that goddamn emoji
OOOOH I DEFINITELY DID NOT KNOW THEY GET LONGER💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Her nail stylist ain’t getting paid enough 😂
That women is literally making her nails like decorations 😂 Edit: Thanks everyone for 4k likes!
She lives up to her name her arms are strong for carrying those nails
How she eat , sleep 🤨🤨
More like waking sticks
@@apex6917 ah yes, *waking* sticks. Sticks that help in awaking thyself in the morning.
Popular girls at middle school be like:
"her nails are 42 feet long" Shows a picture of nails the size of a women
Some random woman:"I dont like man under 6ft" The nails: "42ft"
How does she wipe? Edit: It’s just a joke😅
@@FitOver40Mamathe comment isn’t edited Edit: ik this is smart so you don’t have to edit it later
@@FitOver40Mama same i wonder
He probably meant 42 inches
@@Wafflesvr123 anyways the nails rizz
if they get to long they start peeling them selves so theres a limit of how long they get they get up to 1/2 inches
Granny be using them nails as cane
For anyone wondering. Her nails are collectively 42ft 10.4in, individually they're about 50-51±in each.
Thank you, I was wondering
I wasn’t wondering
Ok cause I was bout to say that ain't FORTY TWO FEET
I was like something aint making sense here
Now what is that in real measurements?
Gosh😂😂😂😂. She wasn't lying when she said "Armstrong"
Me scrolling down while eating the short 💀💀
Diana better have strong arms for carrying 42 feet of nails💀
I mean.... She is Diana ARMstrong
на сколько я знаю, эта женщина не удаляет свои ногти в память о своей дочери, которая умерла. девочка очень любила красить ногти маме, и женщина не может отстричь свои ногти из-за этого
She doesn’t, her nails just drag on the ground 😂
"if u never cut ure nails they will grow" Omg we didn't know 😮
Ok but how do they shower, eat, pick up stuff, use the toilet and like how do they put on different clothes...
Diana: “I want respect!” Me: “I respect you, I just can’t look at you.”
@@MaxMTTpm peacemaker reference to Baraja in mk1.
Is diana armstrong is neil armstrong's husband
I dont respect her
Imagine going to the doctor with these
people before nail cutters were invented:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
I just bite them
@@Qasim_Animates me too
@@seanlee3835 do you want to eat germs?
"If you never cut your fingernails, they'll get longer, and longer, and longer," Me: OMG NO WAY
how do these people do their daily chores with such long nails
Those nails be curling like cinnamon rolls💀💀
*NAW THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING* 😂😂😂😂😂
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘽𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙎
Don't ruin cinnamon rolls like that 😭
I cant even grow my nails the size of 2 grains of rice cause they keep breaking
For those wondering, They dont wipe 🤷🏼
"And her name is Diana armstro-" "Huh..Why do I hear boss music" "THE UNLIGHTED MASSES" 🔥
If It isn't sussy Jack
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL DISPLAY OBIE-DIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF *LINE* AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIIIIIIINNNNDDD
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL 🔥🔥🔥
@@peteryeeterson5766GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER. THEIR VOICES WON’T BE HEARD AT ALL🔥
Respect to the person who kept there hand sitting there for that long
imagine we could use our own nails as a sharp knife, that would be sick
if anyone's wondering if Diana will ever cut her nails, the answer is no. She said her daughter died from an asthma attack and the day before she was doing Diana's nails. She says they're a part of her and although it's... quite disgusting, it has such a nice story behind it :)
So what does the only drink soup through a straw because how can you hold eating utensils with nails like that. And even if she cleans her nails well I doubt they’re clean enough to eat finger food when she’s hungry 😂
@@Silver_the_Wolf733 yeah lol
That is so sad but lol😢😂❤
“Hey can I get I get my nails done?”
Questions: 1. How does the hold her phone 2. How does she get things out of her purse 3. How does she go to the restroom and wipe 4. How does she shower 5. How does she wash her hands? 6. How does she do her hair 7. How does she comb her hair 8. How does she drive 9. How does she do her makeup 10. How does she sleep without breaking one?
At this point ive seen every single short he posted including this one
How do they wipe 😭
I was thinking of that
Aint no way them fingernails “42 feet long” it has too be 42 INCHES 🧐
So this is how Neil gets to the moon without a rocket ship
If I never cut my nails they gonna cut themselves 💀💀
Finally I've found a relatable comment
Okay But like how would you do anything
nah, Starfire holds the record for the longest fingernails
Much like a kitty cat has to groom their nails or claws on a scratch post. Their claws never quite growing.
"Why won't your fingernail snap?!" "Nail nanomachine son" Please stop with the nailnomachine, it sounded like dildomachine for some reason 💀
@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238thanks for informing us Einstein.
Diana Armstrong : I don't need to fly, but I can climb
I feel like she should be diana nailstrong that sounds super slay(just as I was commenting this I see diana nailstrong amd diana nailslong in the comments TWT)
Imagine being the record holder for the longest nails, then your whole life is basically wasted when a new person gets the record.
There was a woman named Lee Redmond, she actually held the record for longest nails way back in 2008. Sadly, she lost that record when her nails broke in a car crash. All those years wasted.
@@hooleepuk4219dang that must hurt-
Imagine you accidentally break off your nails
It's practically impossible unless there's s1 ppl haven't found out yet
Imagine how they were their ass😂😂😂😂
Wait Armstrong..... NEAL ARMSTRONG THE FIRT MAN TO WALK ON THE MOON!?!?!?
Ppl who bite their nails 👇
Bro, who hired Wolverine?
i mean, cant be wolverine if their shits curls ☠️‼️
Not wolverine. Sabertooth
@@seitzgd thats what she said
Bro took “Material Girl” to a whole another level
Freddy Krueger would be jealous
Me every i see my nail start grow:" i need the cutter"
*For me my teeths are enough.*
@@ArtVerse.Tv16you eating worms
My cutter = my teeth 💀
I’ve seen a lot of disgusting things but this has to be on the top of the list.
"now if u were like me". WHY
Bro can hug someone with his nails 💀
Why do they get black
@@wanna9tahir353the finger nails?
@@wanna9tahir353cus they're dirty
@@wanna9tahir353fun fact, fungus, bacteria, dead cells, etc.
Anyone else concerned about the dude who just left their hand in the time-lapse at the beginning???
Me in the airplane be like: who is this gross nails here?
Diana kills a nail polish bottle for each one nail 😂😂
More like 10 😂
"Three, take it or leave it"
@@Dvgi. ur mom, bot!
SLAYY IT GIRL!
I’m just concerned on how she wipes
Is it just me or everybody's first thoughts was "how tf do they wash their a*s after sh*tting?"
And how do they eat
They wrap the toilet paper around the finger nails
@@AdventureswithImovie bruh 💀
use a bidet
Imagine going to a nail salon with 42 foot long nails
Exactly what I needed to see whilst I was eating. Thank you (I’m not complaining)
‘If you don’t cut your fingernails, they’ll get longer and longer’ Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Fr bro thinks he told a fun fact 💀
When I saw them my first question in my mind was how do they wash their poop 😅
If you sleep, you wake up
@@NotMantram He was letting people know that they don't just stop and break off when they look like they can't hold themselves up. So stfu
How did ancient people without nail clippers used to manage?
"I'd like my nails blue" her nails:
"Why are you late, Diana?" "Sorry teacher, i tried to scratch myself."
Bro my nails never growing again 😢😢
Diana Armstrong ❌ Nail Armstrong ✅
Fun fact: Nails has the speed of Tectonic plates, so if nails move like this, Tectonic move like that
Good luck with the new updates
" if you dont cut your nails they will grow longer and longer " Me: oh... i thought they never grow if we dont cut them 😕
Props to the guy who left his hand there🎉
How do they even use the toilet paper 💀
That i was going to ask... 💀 Probably they hire someone 😂
Just use water and soap
how do they even use their hands 💀 how do they even live??
@@solsy right. She can't eat, she can't go the toilet, she can't pick things up. Has to be a mental illness, because there's no way someone would handicap themselves so much just for a stupid record
How do they masterbaite?
If fingernails never stop growing, what the hell do dead bodies look like?
Salute to the man who didn't move her hand for 5 days
That kind of length for finger nails makes me question how she can even clean her self💀
Let's check the comments, see how long it takes to find that one comment about wip- oh there it is!
Literally impossible to wipe. I doubt that she even does. 💀
maybe she has a dipper 😂 or has a poor pitiful butler or maid to clean her😂😂😂😂
She either doesn't clean herself properly or pays someone to do it
There's only one explanation here: by her mouth
Great! I’ll feed my nails tp my plants.
Umm... I'm still wondering how can they eat..💀
Not me checking my fingernails just to be safe 😭😂
I'm gonna get that +5 poison damage
I keep long nails; not too long, average, and neat, but gwad that is disgustingly 🥴🥴🤢🤢🤮🤧
Are people that lazy to make their nails short
My nails could NEVER get any close to that height, cuz I bite them
Diana:DONT WORRY DAD ILL SCRATCH YOUR BACK FROM SPACE
And here I sit once every week cutting my nails to a very short length cuz it bugs me to have too long nails. Tried growing em out once to normal length, but I got irritated each time I did something that would cause em to bend so I cut em off again, and now its a routine.
Bro how do they clean themselves after they’re done with their business 💀
Bros asking th real questions
I can't stop laughing after reading this comment 😂 fucking dead I mean think about it. How!?
What do you think gives the nails their amazing colour?
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Teacher: WHERE U PLAYING IN THE BATHROOM WHY DID U TAKE SO LONG?” Diana: do u see my nails?
I dont have to cut my nails, I always break them 😂
Also on a side note: Your veins can actually grow into the fingernails too, which makes cutting them off that much more difficult.
Thats a nightmare
😟 Well that's a new fear for me now. Ain't like I would try it, but still.
It’s as if nails are used for the body in some sense annex more land if that makes sense
Oh my 😮
That's cap lmfao, veins can't grow on human nails
How do they clean their butt? 💀
Shes living the girls dreams
'Come here, have a hug!' 'Nah, I'm good 💀'
How do our ancestors have kept nails?
How does she wipe???? 💀
"You got neil armstrong?" Nah we got nail armstrong💀💀💀 Edit: I think I started a war in the comments Edit 2: sorry for the typo (the typo was armonstrong)
nail im strong
who the hell is neil
@@lynx_spritedid you graduate in my fridge? Neil armstrong was the first to land on the moon
The thing is though, nails as long as those take A LOT of effort usually to get. I hardly ever cut mine but they rarely naturally get over a centimeter past my finger despite how healthy and strong they are. I don't recommend having your nails too long though, it's just a part of a phobia I have regarding clippers and my attention span is no match for spending ages with a nail file sadly. They can be helpful for certain kinds of manual labor though so I hear- more than just opening up cans and separating my brothers' legos like I use tbem for haha.