Fingernails Never Stop Growing 💅(gross)

čas přidán 7. 12. 2023

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  • DIANA ARMSTRONG = ❌ DIANA NAILSSTRONG = ✅ DIANA NAILSLONG = ✅

  • Teacher: Why’d you take so long in the bathroom? Diana: ummmm 😳

  • Neil Armstrong: ❌ Nail Armstrong:✅

  • Neil Armstrong: „flys to the moon“ Diana Armstrong: „Scratches the moon“

  • "What is your defensive weapon?" "Nails"

  • Therapist: Freddy Krueger doesn't exist he can't hurt you Freddy Krueger:

    • Me for last 10 min wondering why that small hair is moving as I scroll the screen 😅..you got interesting + distracting profile photo bruh

    • Yeah bruh i dead ass thought i have hair on my screen

  • “If you never cut your fingernails they’ll get longer” My brain:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • POV: the girls in the back of the class

    • POV: that one pick-me girl with ✨HIGHLIGHTS✨

  • POV.when acrylic nails went wrong 💀💀

  • They got the entire ecosystem inside those nails

    • So we'd be able to live there too

    • Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. 😊😊😊

    • @@H0n35t if they were as wide as her hips, we could possibly put a human in there(don’t get any ideas)

    • ​@@H0n35tyes it can there are possibilities

    • I mean, there's ecosystem everywhere, your balls your mouth your guts, like everywhere.

  • Nail cutters were invented in 1875 People in 1874:

  • How my mom sees my nails:

    • Me:has a little bit of dirt in my nails My nana:(sees as the short)

  • schools gotta be hiring this man.

  • When my nails get too long, they start to grow into my skin so I have to constantly cut them so I don’t get an ingrown nail 😢

  • Cavemen fudging bashing rocks on the tip of they're finger nails to cut them 💀

  • All that bacteria under their nails: 🕺💃

  • OOOOH I DEFINITELY DID NOT KNOW THEY GET LONGER💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • Her nail stylist ain’t getting paid enough 😂

  • That women is literally making her nails like decorations 😂 Edit: Thanks everyone for 4k likes!

  • Popular girls at middle school be like:

  • "her nails are 42 feet long" Shows a picture of nails the size of a women

  • Some random woman:"I dont like man under 6ft" The nails: "42ft"

    • How does she wipe? Edit: It’s just a joke😅

    • @@FitOver40Mamathe comment isn’t edited Edit: ik this is smart so you don’t have to edit it later

    • @@FitOver40Mama same i wonder

    • He probably meant 42 inches

    • @@Wafflesvr123 anyways the nails rizz

  • if they get to long they start peeling them selves so theres a limit of how long they get they get up to 1/2 inches

  • Granny be using them nails as cane

  • For anyone wondering. Her nails are collectively 42ft 10.4in, individually they're about 50-51±in each.

  • Gosh😂😂😂😂. She wasn't lying when she said "Armstrong"

  • Me scrolling down while eating the short 💀💀

  • Diana better have strong arms for carrying 42 feet of nails💀

    • I mean.... She is Diana ARMstrong

    • ​@@wagiqwqtrue

    • на сколько я знаю, эта женщина не удаляет свои ногти в память о своей дочери, которая умерла. девочка очень любила красить ногти маме, и женщина не может отстричь свои ногти из-за этого

    • She doesn’t, her nails just drag on the ground 😂

    • ​@@NessieCastleCats2023🤣

  • "if u never cut ure nails they will grow" Omg we didn't know 😮

  • Ok but how do they shower, eat, pick up stuff, use the toilet and like how do they put on different clothes...

  • Diana: “I want respect!” Me: “I respect you, I just can’t look at you.”

  • Imagine going to the doctor with these

  • people before nail cutters were invented:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • "If you never cut your fingernails, they'll get longer, and longer, and longer," Me: OMG NO WAY

  • how do these people do their daily chores with such long nails

  • Those nails be curling like cinnamon rolls💀💀

    • OFC 💀

    • *NAW THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING* 😂😂😂😂😂

    • 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘽𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙎

    • Don't ruin cinnamon rolls like that 😭

    • Forbidden snack

  • I cant even grow my nails the size of 2 grains of rice cause they keep breaking

  • For those wondering, They dont wipe 🤷🏼

  • "And her name is Diana armstro-" "Huh..Why do I hear boss music" "THE UNLIGHTED MASSES" 🔥

    • If It isn't sussy Jack

    • Nailmachines, son.

    • THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL DISPLAY OBIE-DIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF *LINE* AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLIEGANCE LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIIIIIIINNNNDDD

    • THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL 🔥🔥🔥

    • @@peteryeeterson5766GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER. THEIR VOICES WON’T BE HEARD AT ALL🔥

  • Respect to the person who kept there hand sitting there for that long

  • imagine we could use our own nails as a sharp knife, that would be sick

  • if anyone's wondering if Diana will ever cut her nails, the answer is no. She said her daughter died from an asthma attack and the day before she was doing Diana's nails. She says they're a part of her and although it's... quite disgusting, it has such a nice story behind it :)

    • So what does the only drink soup through a straw because how can you hold eating utensils with nails like that. And even if she cleans her nails well I doubt they’re clean enough to eat finger food when she’s hungry 😂

    • @@Silver_the_Wolf733 yeah lol

    • That is so sad but lol😢😂❤

    • “Hey can I get I get my nails done?”

    • LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Questions: 1. How does the hold her phone 2. How does she get things out of her purse 3. How does she go to the restroom and wipe 4. How does she shower 5. How does she wash her hands? 6. How does she do her hair 7. How does she comb her hair 8. How does she drive 9. How does she do her makeup 10. How does she sleep without breaking one?

  • At this point ive seen every single short he posted including this one

  • How do they wipe 😭

  • Aint no way them fingernails “42 feet long” it has too be 42 INCHES 🧐

  • So this is how Neil gets to the moon without a rocket ship

  • If I never cut my nails they gonna cut themselves 💀💀

  • nah, Starfire holds the record for the longest fingernails

  • Much like a kitty cat has to groom their nails or claws on a scratch post. Their claws never quite growing.

  • "Why won't your fingernail snap?!" "Nail nanomachine son" Please stop with the nailnomachine, it sounded like dildomachine for some reason 💀

  • Diana Armstrong : I don't need to fly, but I can climb

  • I feel like she should be diana nailstrong that sounds super slay(just as I was commenting this I see diana nailstrong amd diana nailslong in the comments TWT)

  • Imagine being the record holder for the longest nails, then your whole life is basically wasted when a new person gets the record.

    • There was a woman named Lee Redmond, she actually held the record for longest nails way back in 2008. Sadly, she lost that record when her nails broke in a car crash. All those years wasted.

    • @@hooleepuk4219dang that must hurt-

    • Imagine you accidentally break off your nails

    • It's practically impossible unless there's s1 ppl haven't found out yet

    • Imagine how they were their ass🥹😂😂😂😂

  • Wait Armstrong..... NEAL ARMSTRONG THE FIRT MAN TO WALK ON THE MOON!?!?!?

  • Ppl who bite their nails 👇

  • Bro, who hired Wolverine?

  • Bro took “Material Girl” to a whole another level

  • Freddy Krueger would be jealous

  • Me every i see my nail start grow:" i need the cutter"

  • I’ve seen a lot of disgusting things but this has to be on the top of the list.

  • "now if u were like me". WHY

  • Bro can hug someone with his nails 💀

    • Why do they get black

    • ​@@wanna9tahir353the finger nails?

    • @@wanna9tahir353 dirt

    • ​@@wanna9tahir353cus they're dirty

    • @@wanna9tahir353fun fact, fungus, bacteria, dead cells, etc.

  • Anyone else concerned about the dude who just left their hand in the time-lapse at the beginning???

  • Me in the airplane be like: who is this gross nails here?

  • Diana kills a nail polish bottle for each one nail 😂😂

  • SLAYY IT GIRL!

  • I’m just concerned on how she wipes

  • Is it just me or everybody's first thoughts was "how tf do they wash their a*s after sh*tting?"

  • Imagine going to a nail salon with 42 foot long nails

  • Exactly what I needed to see whilst I was eating. Thank you (I’m not complaining)

  • ‘If you don’t cut your fingernails, they’ll get longer and longer’ Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • Fr bro thinks he told a fun fact 💀

    • ​@@NotMantram Fr

    • When I saw them my first question in my mind was how do they wash their poop 😅

    • If you sleep, you wake up

    • ​@@NotMantram He was letting people know that they don't just stop and break off when they look like they can't hold themselves up. So stfu

  • How did ancient people without nail clippers used to manage?

  • "I'd like my nails blue" her nails:

  • "Why are you late, Diana?" "Sorry teacher, i tried to scratch myself."

  • Bro my nails never growing again 😢😢

  • Diana Armstrong ❌ Nail Armstrong ✅

  • Fun fact: Nails has the speed of Tectonic plates, so if nails move like this, Tectonic move like that

  • " if you dont cut your nails they will grow longer and longer " Me: oh... i thought they never grow if we dont cut them 😕

  • Props to the guy who left his hand there🎉

  • How do they even use the toilet paper 💀

    • That i was going to ask... 💀 Probably they hire someone 😂

    • Just use water and soap

    • how do they even use their hands 💀 how do they even live??

    • ​@@solsy right. She can't eat, she can't go the toilet, she can't pick things up. Has to be a mental illness, because there's no way someone would handicap themselves so much just for a stupid record

    • How do they masterbaite?

  • If fingernails never stop growing, what the hell do dead bodies look like?

  • Salute to the man who didn't move her hand for 5 days

  • That kind of length for finger nails makes me question how she can even clean her self💀

    • Let's check the comments, see how long it takes to find that one comment about wip- oh there it is!

    • Literally impossible to wipe. I doubt that she even does. 💀

    • maybe she has a dipper 😂 or has a poor pitiful butler or maid to clean her😂😂😂😂

    • She either doesn't clean herself properly or pays someone to do it

    • There's only one explanation here: by her mouth

  • Great! I’ll feed my nails tp my plants.

  • Umm... I'm still wondering how can they eat..💀

  • Not me checking my fingernails just to be safe 😭😂

    • I'm gonna get that +5 poison damage

    • I keep long nails; not too long, average, and neat, but gwad that is disgustingly 🥴🥴🤢🤢🤮🤧

    • Are people that lazy to make their nails short

    • My nails could NEVER get any close to that height, cuz I bite them

  • Diana:DONT WORRY DAD ILL SCRATCH YOUR BACK FROM SPACE

  • And here I sit once every week cutting my nails to a very short length cuz it bugs me to have too long nails. Tried growing em out once to normal length, but I got irritated each time I did something that would cause em to bend so I cut em off again, and now its a routine.

  • Bro how do they clean themselves after they’re done with their business 💀

  • Teacher: WHERE U PLAYING IN THE BATHROOM WHY DID U TAKE SO LONG?” Diana: do u see my nails?

  • I dont have to cut my nails, I always break them 😂

  • Also on a side note: Your veins can actually grow into the fingernails too, which makes cutting them off that much more difficult.

  • How do they clean their butt? 💀

  • Shes living the girls dreams

  • 'Come here, have a hug!' 'Nah, I'm good 💀'

    • 🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😇🙃🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣😂

  • How do our ancestors have kept nails?

  • How does she wipe???? 💀

  • "You got neil armstrong?" Nah we got nail armstrong💀💀💀 Edit: I think I started a war in the comments Edit 2: sorry for the typo (the typo was armonstrong)

  • The thing is though, nails as long as those take A LOT of effort usually to get. I hardly ever cut mine but they rarely naturally get over a centimeter past my finger despite how healthy and strong they are. I don't recommend having your nails too long though, it's just a part of a phobia I have regarding clippers and my attention span is no match for spending ages with a nail file sadly. They can be helpful for certain kinds of manual labor though so I hear- more than just opening up cans and separating my brothers' legos like I use tbem for haha.