Game Theory: Minecraft, STOP Punching Trees!

čas přidán 19. 10. 2019
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There are a ton of interesting things in Minecraft, but one that stands out to me is the fact that to cut down a tree you PUNCH IT! You punch a tree! How does Steve not break his hand? Loyal Theorists, I want to find out if you can really cut down a tree with only your FISTS and not injure yourself... too bad. Don't try this at home Theorists, let me do it for you!
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  • One Punch Steve?

  • o u c h y t r e e

  • hardness: its over 5,000

  • So from this, Steve is like One Punch Man.....

  • To whoever watched his newest fnaf theory 11.16.19 ouchy tree lol

  • Honestly thought the last dialogue to the theory would lead to a sponsorship deal

  • Steve is 2 meters tall and 800 lbs. he can carry millions of cubic meters of gold all at once and he is obviously pure muscle.

  • 6 days to late

  • 10:51 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?????!!!!!!!

  • No one Matpat: puts jungle tree in swamp

  • Sweet new intro! liiiikeeeee iiiiiit!👌

  • Just want to say I don't punch trees I want it to be more real so I use a axe from a bonus chest which I'm going to get hate for but I just use its majority for the axe you get

  • JOJO!!!!!!

  • When the tree is a stand user

  • 5:55 You weren't going to break through that board, not because of strength but because to technique. The grain of the wood was being held vertically, if you had the grain of the wood horizontal then it would have been easier to break through

  • MatPat! you didnt say how much force you would need for the jungle tree

  • So how fast is he?

  • When you make a Kingdom Hearts reference in a Minecraft video. Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Me (not a Nobody): I can rest in peace now

  • Don't mess with steve

  • loved the TOOL reference 😍

  • Wewt Home Depot employee right here. Shout out from the night crew!! 🤗😁

  • I know how strong he is he can hold 6 towers in he's back pocket

  • I’d love it if u did more math/science videos- all this lore has tired me out, and some of my favorite episodes are the bullet bill and hookshot ones. I’m not telling u how to run ur channel, u do u, but more of this would be nice.

  • Tree punching Required : Star Platinum

  • Me:_**Watching random man punching a plank**_ Also me: *_*Smashing my head on my keyboard*_* Why did I do that?

  • I loved The All Aussie Adventures Russell Coight appearance, a great Australian outback parody show!

  • *I love how you brought back the classic episode formula for this one.*

  • now i wanna see if one punch man can live up to his name and punch a tree with just one punch

  • What does the yellow on the emblem in the intro mean? Green - game theory Red - film theory So what is yellow?


  • 12:19, beat that Matt from wii sports

  • What about morning wood lol

  • MatPat: How is he carrying all of that in his pants? Me: One answer O_o

  • also i can explain why steve can chop a block of tree in 3 seconds: he is a superhumane

  • Hi

  • thee minecraft day is sped up,so does that mean that it does actually take 4 hours to break a tree? I mean think about it Steve walks over 1 metre per second so maybe the whole word is on fast forwards

  • fine Ima just allow the chest at spawn to have a chance of giving me an axe

  • Shout out to my fellow Aus peeps

  • *MatPat:* Birch is really gonna be a... *Me:* Easy, that’s a paper birch! *MatPat:* ... grey birch! *Me:* ... wat ._.

  • Games I want theories on. Little miss fortune how did mr voice know she was going to die Why did sammy save us bendy and the ink machine. Why is kirby so aggressive to tweetle dee tweetle doo king dee dee dee and mega knight

  • (haven't watched video yet) I mean, it makes sense that you shouldn't punch trees... It hurts...

  • just realized bottom left of the intro is lit up yellow you should make two more theory/non theory(?) channels to light up the other two Players

  • How‘s this not your #TeamTrees video? :0

  • 2:44 austin's calculations: am i a joke to you?

  • If you look at Steve's punches, they kinda go into a hooklike formation.

  • So your saying 4 hours 37 minutes and 14 seconds times that with the 14 as a .14 you get 35.14 and times that by 24 you get 843.36 TIMES 365 days you get 307,826.4 minutes and 4 seconds WOWW that’s a lot of minutes

  • Some how this vid helped me with my tech homework

  • *Watches Minecraft video* ad pops up *Minecraft related game* Me: *WHAT THE FRICKKKKKKKK*

  • I love you so much for including latest tool album on the end. That mad emy day

  • Steve just eats a lot of Popeyes spinach

  • *He could've just punched his background, it's a whole wall of wood duh yall are dumb*

  • if the trees are so good here then why is like half of australia on fire?

  • Wood is hard

  • I love the perfectly cut scream in the beginning

  • Next calculate the force required for a block of solid diamond :D


  • The scream at the beginning makes me laugh everytime, I love it.

  • Creeper ? ? ?

  • 5:57 this is why i live

  • But wouldn’t the jungle tree actually be a cacao because it grows coco beans