Game Theory: Minecraft, STOP Punching Trees!

čas přidán 19. 10. 2019
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There are a ton of interesting things in Minecraft, but one that stands out to me is the fact that to cut down a tree you PUNCH IT! You punch a tree! How does Steve not break his hand? Loyal Theorists, I want to find out if you can really cut down a tree with only your FISTS and not injure yourself... too bad. Don't try this at home Theorists, let me do it for you!
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  • I like how it's "ruining your childhood since 2011"

  • Game theory: "ruining your childhood since 2011" Me: lol Also me: "ha, its true!"

  • This just gives me more appreciation for trees

  • Hey Mat if the red in your logo is a reference to film theory then what does the yellow stand for. Is it a third channel

  • This sucks

  • How did you manage to make this 15 mins long

  • He still can’t jump a fence...

  • Question, is this calculation considering that time dies not pass at the same rate as ours. If we were to make Minecraft time be equivalent to our "Real Time", how long is Steve really punching to remove one block of a tree?


  • Stive you're a GOD

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="341">5:41</a> wait people make pencil out of that type of wood, so wait how do these students in school break those pencil?

  • Why did you say "boxers" then showed logan and ksi

  • 36 sulker box of bloc of gold is better

  • " How is he able to carry all that in his pants?" -Matt 2020


  • Don’t feel bad for the puns, they give me a reason to live.

  • Ouchi tree

  • In Soviet Russia tree cut u Steve: aight imma stop u right there

  • Yo...matpat really made a jojo life is complete

  • If Steve can do this than, isnt the whole "hiding from monsters and going to new dimensions" just useless if their whole race is like ,one punch man.

  • Gday comrade, welcome to soviet Australia, here we put gasoline on the barbie

  • Ahh yes soviet Australia

  • Well the time runs faster Steve runs faster Steve's punches faster So I think it is possible

  • I had a question for minecraft how trees fly

  • Who else yelled that’s what she said throught the whole video

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="650">10:50</a> iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a>

  • Therapist: Minecraft Star Platinum isn't real, it can't hurt you! Minecraft Star Platinum: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="650">10:50</a>

  • Make a skin with gloves idk


  • A thing i Think u forgot to disguss, what would happen to the Human fist during a punch like theese, when the contact the wood

  • Theory: Steve is a Stand User

  • Theory: Steve is Saitama

  • Can you see a face in the tree at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="417">6:57</a>

  • That intro btw lol

  • I'm aussie but I'm not Soviet weird

  • Mister matpat that I inject Jack and freaking roof the rocket I'll get a hundred times over with just one punch how come it take longer to break down stone or anything else case closed (instead cool emoji)😎😎😎😎😎😏

  • Quote of the day: "how is he holding all of that in his pants?"

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="150">2:30</a> do U lift bro

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="413">6:53</a> WTF 😂

    • WTF indeed. I'm Australian and I'll tell you this, we're not that hardcore, but we are probably the best people you'll ever meet.

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="14">0:14</a> lol what did you expect from that? 😂

  • I love the puns. They truly have never left.

  • "Never punch trees.. They have a better chance of falling on you then giving you wood Kate. Not everything revolves around that minemake. Or whatever it's called." -My mother

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="15">0:15</a> AaAaAaAaAgH

  • I love in Australia and btw there’s no such thing of a Soviet austrillia.

  • Minecraft was made in 2009 so technically game theorists was made after Minecraft.

  • Is it bad it bad that I always laugh at when he breaks his arm

  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="294">4:54</a> I thought it was via morning wood..?

  • why minrcraft world is not a real world either

  • Star Platinum: Za Wurdo!

  • Steve can have a full inventory of Shulker boxes that’s full of Shulker boxes that carry gold BLOCKS Not to mention he can eat INFINITE NOTCH APPLES

  • When you die will your son take over the game theory channel?

  • “Soviet Australia”

  • I believe it's birthday is in May May 17th

  • In Minecraft, leaves don’t grow back when u brake them. So dose that mean the trees are dead?

  • Jojo part 3 stardust miners Main character: steven kujo

  • Ironwood was a often sought after form of wood used for early hockey sticks. It's rarity and cost often forced people to use other forms of wood

  • Steve is stronger than Shaggy

  • If you want to die, go to Australia. Every animal there will do the job for you

  • As an Australian, can confirm even the trees are hardcore

  • MatPat: ''Steve has 40,000,000 LBF'' me: *screaming intensifies while running from a spider*

  • @ManasonCraft Same Logo

  • Here in minecraft, *nothing matters, it’s just you being a god. Nothing FREAKING MEANS ANYTHING ALL I WANTED TO PLAY WAS A GAME WITH BLOCKS*

  • Game theory your poor hand I bet that hurted

  • Mat: Because in Australia, even the trees are hardcore! Me, living in Australia: Falls over while on rollerskates because a dog barked at me

  • I'm a boxer! I have one of these in my backyard! And now I'm gonna punch it down.

  • When I thought Steve would be cool in Smash Bros. But I now know that no brawler would have a chance against him.

  • Steve is strong cuz he can even take Notch Apple with him Notch Apple=8 golden blocks+ Apple it weighed about 0.2 million kilograms plus Steve can hold a of it imagine that inventory is Full of Notch Apple

  • After that sausage hands I laugh

  • In <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="14">0:14</a> why would he do that in just a game. And <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="15">0:15</a> the sreming it like a kid

  • Minecraft is exactly 2 days younger than me... TAKE THAT

  • guys what do you guy think is yellow?

  • MatPat: *Starts talking about wood* Me, with over 100 hours in ACNH: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you

  • Some TOOL recognition I like it

  • Monks can do it with my bare Finger

  • Yeah Steve is a god

  • Plot twist: steve is actually saitama

  • the intro tho LMAO

  • Game theory: (mentions the acacia wood). Me: immediately gets a flashback when I was in 3rd grade the III acacia students me: oh ****

  • Terraria makes more sense, you start off with an axe and can’t punch down trees.