German visits a U.S. Hospital.

čas přidán 23. 10. 2021

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  • Ya we had weird laws involving our healthcare get passed in the 60s and it’s been broken ever since.

  • I like the little hint of possible opioid addiction at the end lol

  • First time a German understood a joke but sadly I wasn’t

  • Punky isn’t broken WELL MINE IS BI-

  • I love when he almost also says 'such much'

  • Why do I continue to live here?…

  • So why exactly are the countries so different? I grew up just accepting that as the way of life, but it's absolutely ridiculous to think that's how it works...what's wrong with this picture?

  • Welp I very rarely get patriottic but everytime I see a video that talks about the american healthcare system I feel a little bit better about being italian

  • The subtle pill addiction jab at the end...

  • No, the quality of care they provide is just worth that much. In my country's public system you would wait 12 hours in pain in a cold corridor before anyone would see you and then you'd be literally laughed out of the hospital for comming with something that isn't at least life threathening. All that for 15% of your pay a month

  • Yeah, it's 2021... You'd be on your death bed from terminal cancer in some states before they would give you 10 oxycodone. The cause of the opioid epidemic is under-prescription which leads to diversion which leads to death or further complication of an existing addiction.

  • That's why in indonesia we usually don't go to the doctor, Yes, we like cheap thing

  • Such much is something I want us all to say more of.

  • Not broken, but needs oxycodone for pain 🥴

  • One of the main reasons I moved to Spain 20 years ago.

  • Welcome to America! Where doctors are glad lob off an arm and a leg for free!

  • Truly 'Hypocritic'

  • German doctor: *Tee trinken*

  • No one is talking about the free oxycodone?

  • On the bright side you could sell the oxy to pay the hospital bill cheat the system

  • Fantastic

  • "such much" I'll say that from now on

  • I don’t get the medicine prescription joke. Could someone please explain?

  • True story: Saw a guy trip and fall onto train tracks, we went to help and he screamed for no one to call a hospital because he has no insurance and can’t afford an ambulance. Yes non Americans this is real

  • Just get health insurance. Why do people pretend that’s so hard?

  • What is oxycodone... is it for free ?

  • Jaaber threethousand!!!! ("Ja aber" means "yes but")

  • Funny but not funny because it's such much TRUE ....if you sneeze fart at a ER ohhhhh you will get a fat bill in zee mail..no joke I got hit on my Harley and the ambulance ride was 47thousand DOLLARS and that was just the ride to the ER 120k later I'm ok kinda but my bank account is broke af

  • Crazy how these Germans been on CS-tv for what felt like 5 minutes and yet they already know the bloody cries of the american working class. *BRING MORE IN* 😂😂😂😂😂 yall roast so fuckin funny it stands out from black roasts because yall just say not only the truth but what EVERYONE is thinking with a straight face and a German accent im addicted to this channel

  • "hypocritic oath" yesss lmaoo

  • Usa is such a 3d World country....

  • USA is Number 1 for that 🙃

  • Oxycodone for a pinky that’s not broken?! America is wild 💀

  • This sort of Euro-Nordic tiktok style commentary on American lifestyle is tired and unfunny. There’s a reason US, CAN, AUS, and UK are all distancing themselves from these countries.

  • This is funny, but for the record it’s not the doctors fault

  • For a non broken pinky 🤣

  • Beeing a doctor in America =rich I can't even imagine how high is their monthly salary 😯

  • I've heard that in Europe in Canada that, although there is free medical care, many people need to seek private providers to receive timely service. I've heard it can take 1-3 years to get an Autism or ADHD diagnosis for a child. I've heard of Canadians waiting months to get an appointment for cancer consultation and months more to get surgery or treatment.

  • The US entire medical system is predicated upon you having health insurance. You’re also legally required to have it, and if you do, you don’t go into life crippling debt for going to the doctor. Is it different than Germany’s system? Obviously. Germany just makes you pay for it in your taxes instead of giving you the choice to find the exact right plan that works for you. If you live in the US, just get health insurance and stop whining.

  • As an European i agree with the german

  • The oxy was a nice touch

  • Cruel But true..... not to blame our doctors but the system . I guess truth disguised as humor .

  • Without insurance he would only pay around $1500... Health insurance is such a scam...

  • I ended up paying 5 thousand dollars(not me but my father) for an xray on my arm and a sling for my arm that was it no drugs nothing just sling and xray

  • omg. the end tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Yeaaaah. Luckily my "basic insurance" gets happily accepted to pay everywhere. For only 20 bucks more on holidays even get the nice rooms, staff and stuff...

  • America is so far behind about healthcare it's crazy. When adding gun related problems it really make it looks like the U.S is just a fancy third world country

  • I know people who are afraid to call ambulances even if they need help because you'll be sent like a 3,000 dollar bill after you're out of the hospital...just for being taken to the hospital

  • Medicare for all

  • American Medical Mafia.

  • 100%!!!

  • Protesting fot dumb gender problems but not for health care systems i mean. Is there any dumb living beeing on this world. Germany Austria Swiss europe in general health care system is far more complex and guaranteed

  • This is bullshirt. No one gets more than 24 oxys at once anymore unless they have cancer.

  • And you can 100% accurately blame this whole fucked up system on companies like pfizer who buy politicians like the Clintons and Biden

  • The German accent made me feel home, even if I'm already in Germany

  • "Hahaha. In Europe, we just have Americans foot the bill for our entire military industrial complex so we can afford free Healthcare. Why don't you guys just do that?"

    • @Andy Mills You missed my point. NATO exists and everyone happily participated for decades; courtesy of agreements made by politicians during the Cold War, the US pays to protect nearly every European nation, now. These people's governments aren't rushing us out the door; look at defense spending across Europe by nation and you'll realize that fully half the United States' military spending is a babysitting bill. Progressive European policies are only possible because a foreign power has completely subsidized their national defense and, in a few nations, their police forces. Like das Germany, where no one has had a spine for decades that didn't have a despicable skin head on top.

    • Because that is BS, the US is in almost every country in the world because you want to be there. Pissing away 900 billion on "defence" is why the US is such a mess.

  • Okay... First off, the Dr would've come into the room saying "Okay Ms. Johnson, looks like ovarian cancer. Also,, the Dr wouldn't have given a diagnosis on the pinky. Hed have referred you to an orthopedic specialist.

  • Glad I'm not American here a doctor's appointment is about 10 dollars and if you need any tests no matter what kind of test it is, it's never more than 800 dollars. Like a CT scan or an MRI would never be more than 500 dollars. Only surgery that could sometimes be up to 3000 dollars.

  • Canadian free hospital care confusion noise

  • This kinda makes fun of "Free" Healthcare too. People go to the doctor or hospital over everything in the EU. Part of the reason why the healthcare system sucks so much in Europe.

  • And people wonder why I don't even bother to have a primary care physician.

  • No way… you have to pay a large medical bill when travelling to a country that you’re not paying taxes or insurance?!?! Who would have known.

  • Here's 200 pain pills my fellow dude have a good one

  • Lol I live in the uk health care is free

  • Seriously. Health care in the US is insane

  • Question: If your debt goes to collections is this not a hippa violation due to release of private and confidential information?

  • Doctors are a scam

  • Hospitaal are making money of sick people , it’s stupid ,.... they whant more and more money

  • His pronunciation makes my head hurt. I'm German.

  • What's really funny is how much that price drops when you ask for an itemized receipt/bill.

  • Doctors don’t talk this much to patients. Sorry

  • Oh shit. I've travelled the States a bunch of times, but now i am over 40 the insurance is gonna be huuuge. Fuck me I am.wearing a helmet everywhere I go.

  • What you get for not having heath insurance. Also place’s can’t charge different for health insurance patients and non health insurance patients even though 100% of them wish they could- thank the lawyers on that one ;)

  • I once had to visit a hospital in China for lacerating my hands very badly. It turned into a treck around Beijing in which I had to stop at 3 different medical facilities and then a 4th that night before a flight back to the US in the morning.

  • He gave one of the most addictive drugs for pain relief. Damn I hate America sometimes

  • " Dr. Green or Dr. Carter would have never stood for something like this!!!!"

  • FUCK OXYCODONE DON'T DO IT

  • 😂

  • Except for the pain meds. I’m black. Doesn’t happen. If it does, they send you home w them, and appendicitis (True Story).

  • I love “The Third Man” theme. The irony is awesome!

  • Oh so the doctors time isn’t worth his pay?

  • german hospital: we replaced your body with a robot body which can fly and you will never get hurt at all because you said your pinky hurts its not broken btw also we made your eyes have super vision and it can also shoot lasers read the user manual on your belt which you can turn yourself into a transformer with though im sorry but the bill is 1 cent im so sorry

  • This is why you don't let the government subsidize your health care through businesses.

  • Ya expect that fact that most places give you a 65% discount right off the top for not having insurance, that’s before you negotiate. This is propaganda to push an ideology and your not getting the hole picture.

  • 🤣

  • “Such much?” “Such mu- yes that much” 😂😂😂😂

  • American medical is exstreamly corrupt

  • The us health care system is stupid

  • Another day of thanking god for not being born in America

  • Well, we have free health care system 😐😐

  • Its all about the money. Get chargeg crazy amounts for smallest things

  • Free healthcare all the way

  • Ah yes literally the one downside to the high quality American healthcare. While there's probably more downsides, but not anything that is as big as that.

  • And yet you still keep coming here and complaining about it. It must be better than a German system after all. As for the cost we were working to bring the cost down but you know mean tweets so we had to get rid of the guy who was actually fixing the problem because liberals feelings were getting hurt.

  • God bless the NHS.

  • Docs in the US dont even have to take the oath smh

  • Wow USA health system is so broke..

  • Fun fact: (3rd world US people) If you earn under a certain threshold, the hospital's charity policy legally has to cover your bills. Look up the application info on the hospital website.

  • Complain all you want, but the system we have works well enough that people from across the world will try as hard as they can to get to the U.S. for treatment, especially if their coming from socialized medical systems in Canada and Europe.

  • Such much 🤣