Hitman Regrets Retiring After SHE Shows Up 😂

čas přidán 2. 03. 2023
Hitman Regrets Retiring After SHE Shows Up 😂 #shorts #cartoonbox #animation

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  • There was a reason somebody put a hit on that grandma. lol

    • Hahahahhahahahhaha, I thought she was gonna do that😂😂😂

    • couldn't say it better👍

    • So true

    • @Allesweter @Allesweter if u have the time to be rude u have the time to be creative. If u have the time to be creative u have the time to leave a creative comment. If u have the time to leave a creative comment u have the time to come back to work we have only 2 ppl and are understaffed as all hell

    • Thank you captain obviously

  • "it's not our business who's guilty or innocent, our business is killing mortals" -Blitzo

    • Emm yes

    • Mmm dude)

    • ​@Faierony Mat Jair Seeing someone say cringe to another post which isn't even that close to being cringe is cringey itself

    • Millie: “Guilty and innocent ain’t our business Mox. Killin’ who we’re paid to IS our business!… Shoot the target…”

    • Cronge

  • Never judge a book by its cover 😂😂😂, she was on the hit list for a reason

  • Lesson1 be emotional but don't be too emotional 😂

    • Pov women 😂😂😂💀

    • Or do your job

    • so you wont have emotional damage

    • ​@Star Pillars i ain't desperate or psychppatchic either but i have lost ALL emotions and im completely numb because of all the shit i'be gone through, there can be multiple reasons why someone is completely numb without any feelings

    • Lesson 2 Follow through!

  • Never let them know your next move. That was totally unexpected lol

    • not really

    • Really

  • Lesson: people may not be who they seem. They may act wholesome but actually are not.

    • And don't forget that people can be more than one thing, there may be assassins that love their families, and families that murder one of the other only to fake tears at the funeral and now have a lot of money from the dead one.

  • For once I feel sorry for the Hitman

  • moral of the story: if you're gonna kill someone do it

  • the important lesson for an assassin is to throw away all his emotions.

  • Atleast he knows her address 👍

  • That's sad. She's the reason why he stopped taking lives 😢

  • Headquarters: "And as always, it is a pleasure having you with us again, Mr. Wick."

  • Never judge a book by it's cover😂😂

  • Well, that backfired

  • A hitman that never feels guilty, is the perfect hitman

  • Now I understand why the Grandma was a target 😂 (Edith: wow hundred likes never had so much thank you all)😁

  • Bruh I need to see a video of the voice actors during this😭😂

  • "Crying for an enemy is like saying sorry and moving away, always keep yourself on the thin line of your own death" -I forgot who said this

  • Never judge a cover by it's book Edit : 40 like's 💀💀

  • “To master your weapon you must first control your emotions” - Lord Shimura (The Ghost of Tsushima)

  • perfect loop dosen't exis-

  • Wait is that HiTlEr?!

  • This is why you don't question your orders.

  • Bro looks like he’s going to become an artist

  • At least he knows where she lives.

  • She took "never let them know your next move" to a whole new level

  • "Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killin' who we're paid to IS our business" -Millie

  • Humanity saw the first part and smiled but after seeing the end died. R.I.P Humanity🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • he literally just saw the target and just said "im outta here" and made a bread store

  • No good deed goes unpunished.

  • This is what it looks like 😄 Do not kid yourself

  • I'm gonna tell my kids this is John Wick.

  • He must reminded the truth "Everything has a reason"

  • Lesson 2 Focus on task bro 🤣

  • If you're a hitman always remember there's a REASON they make you target innocent looking people

  • “Oh, welcome back to being a hitman.”

  • Goofy ahh sound effects 💀💀☠️☠️

  • And that’s why you should always tell them why you’re targeting them.

  • Bonding time with the grandchildren ☺️

  • 這完美解釋了好人沒有好報😢

  • Hitman 101: never question your target

  • And that's why a shotgun should always be under the counter.

  • Poor man, but he have a good heart.

  • Morale of the story is that you should not have mercy and there's always a reason for someone putting a bounty on somebody..?

  • At least the hitman had a heart

  • 0h fuck💀😂

  • Don't you love when the video title practically spoils what happens

  • that happens when you're a good person

  • 🤣🤣🤣

  • This is why the top commander had them on the list.

  • Damn that was inexpected. I thought he would accidentally kill the grandma because she was alergic to the bread or smth

  • I thought he was going to poison grandma killing with poison cake

  • the man NEEDS to get revenge

  • At least the Hitman is still alive too.

  • Внешность обманчива

  • "They ask me if im back..... Now i am really back.." - John Wick

  • That's not hitman, that's just Hitler

  • Definition of never let enyone know your next move

  • There's a reason why Hitman usually know WHY they're doing the job

  • You know there's a reason why people are chosen for hitlists

  • Moral lesson: Ignore your conscience, and finish the job. There's always a reason why a person is a target.

  • “I would like to enter a position as a hitman once more, I have a target that made it easier for me to finish the job”

  • Oh grandma.....

  • "how did you save her life" "self-control"

  • Never judge a book by its cover at its finest

  • 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • thats why dont judge a book by the cover.

  • He should have become an artist.

  • Don't judge book by its cover 😂

  • Important lesson for fellow hitmen, there's always a reason for the hit

  • Still a W, his conscience is clear this way.

  • O

  • Lesson of the animation: no one is innocent, they all need to dir

  • Idk why but the animation, the characters and overall story is just perfect. I love it

  • Never book a cover by its judge

  • I need voice acting like this

  • Plot twist: He returned to the Hitman HQ and then tracked the address and never turned back and shot the kid and the grandma, getting his money back and the raise from HQ getting him more funds for his bakery.

  • Hitman 101: if there is a hit on someone’s head, there’s a reason for said hit on said someone’s head

  • there’s no one innocent enough to be put on bounty

  • They show this at every Hitman Meeting for the Newcomers...

  • I want a sequel. I mean, he knows where they live

  • This is why good soldiers follow orders-

  • Lesson of the story: preconceived notions always are dumb, you never know for sure until you know

  • I call this one "Grandma's Great Robbery"

  • The hitman reminds me of a very well known Austrian painter.

  • This is why the grandma was the target

  • This is what happens when you don’t read the car file

  • well he knows where she lives and has the skills to do something about it.

  • 優しすぎて暗殺者に向いて無い…

  • i’m actually crying. i’m not kidding. this is so sad. this is not a joke.

  • Imagine he started the bakery to poisen the grandma

  • Message of the day: Don't hesitate to take your shot

  • You know if they added her crimes on the report it'd be a lot easier

  • imagine someone hearing you voice act for this

  • And the lesson is... do the job and don't ask why.

  • rule no 1: trust nobody 😂

  • Never judge a book by its cover

  • "srg dont trust anyone, ppl you know can hurt you the most"-Simon Riley (Ghost)

  • Me personally, I wouldn't let that slide.

  • I bet he regrets all his life choices