I LEGALLY Made My Cats LORD & LADY!
čas přidán 27. 05. 2023
I LEGALLY Made My Cats LORD & LADY! Ralph & Bella are now officially Lord Ralph & Lord Bella thanks to some obscure historical law. So what other things can a cat do or become? Can Lady Bella become a professional paw print artist and cat selfie photographer, and can Lord Ralph become a best-selling author and professional jazz cat musician?
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Lord Ralph's book was a masterpiece. Clearly a critique of humans, with the blank pages symbolizing their empty lives. He created over 70 pages, symbolizing each year of a human's life, only coming to a dissatisfied sudden end, with a comma and a period. In other words, death. What a remarkable nihilistic masterpiece!
literally a masterpiece 12/10
😂
I like how this implies that the only time humans are interesting is when they're less than one year old (the first page)
Bro you a English teacher?
You sound like an English teacher
Okay, I gonna clear things up. So, Chris actually used an official and legit English way of getting Ralph and Bella the titles lord and lady and not the scam of "Established Titles". Notice how he never said that it was from or sponsored by "Established Titles" and the certificate wasn't from it as well.
Also, for those of you around the world who are wondering how you can get an official title, you can't. Because you aren't from the UK and need to be to do so.
I'm actually really happy to hear that. When I read about the Established Titles stuff being a scam, I immediately thought back to this video and actually started getting tears in my eyes, because I felt so bad for the kitties having their royalty taken away. But if it's all legit, I'm so happy! Yay Lord Ralph of Boxinghamshire and Lady Bella of Boxinghamshire!
I read the certificate and it clearly says that the title's assignor was Enssen (London) Ltd. under the laws of England, not Scotland Edit: I did some digging and the site is pretty fishy and this is what I found from a website investigating this. "Well, there are accusations that the company is a scam, but the service they offer is not actually illegal. The law surrounding this practice in England is very simple; a person cannot become an entitled Lord, Lady, Baron or Knight unless it is bestowed on them by the state or a member of the royal family."
@Red Shy Guy Number 556 Not quite. The issue is rather, not just for foreigners, but also for UK countrymen... "In the UK, actual nobility (“peerage”) titles are not available for sale or purchase under the common law. You simply cannot outright buy a peerage in the UK." Now if you focus on the Lordship and forget the nobility, then there is a little "loophole": manorial lordships. These can be bought and sold, but you don't have to be a UK citizen to do so.
@Kozkayn well he isn't promoting it, he never said what company it was from or what website. so even if it's a scam he isn't telling other people to purchase it.
Lady Bella looked so happy when you told her that her art looked good😭😭
You can't force a masterpiece
Exactly
*Lady Bella
@OMYgoodyneYT my apologies
I love how Ralph compliments his keyboard skills with his pitch-perfect singing! :3
I am so obsessed with the tiny backdrops you’ve made for your cats’ professions! Amazing video
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I absolutely adore how you perfectly combine human knowledge with cat knowledge. it makes a perfect, beautiful masterpeice.
This man truly makes the most committed content ever. Well done, Chris. :)
how did you watch the whole video in 4 minutes?
@lubomir kubas i typed it like a minute before it ended, also, what do you get from trying to shame me?
Like a poketuber
Except perhaps Max Fosh
Max Fosh is on another level thi
0:01 the bronze paw 1:43 the silver paw 5:21 the golden paw, as always, great video!
Thank u
what a legend
Tysm
I got close I just needed the silver paw
Yes sirrrrrr
As a fellow self-published author, I'll admit I was terrified that Ralph was going to sell more books than I have. Crisis averted XD
Your cats are adorable 🥰. Ralph and Bella in costumes also is so adorable. I’m surprised on how good Ralph made the music and how he wrote the book. Bella paintings were amazing tho
Ralph just set a trend. Ending a piano song with 12 keys at the same time is genius
How do you know its 12 keys?
@snaily the lil snail I was just guessing
13 keys, I think, after counting, Your pretty close
🤣🤣🤣🤣😻😻
We need more Ralph and Bella, as me and my girlfriend follow them both and miss them a lot!
We gotta try those paw print thingys!!
I love you guys
hey looks it’s cole and marmalade
Hi CAM fam
Me to (Turns cat)
Ok, I was happy to see a Half Asleep Chris video with the cats, now I am thrilled to see Cole and Marmalade here.
5:22 I felt that🥺. Truly inspiring and beautiful song!👏 good job Ralph!
The drop tho lollll
These videos should be mandatory in any viewer suggestions, who would NOT LOVE THESE????!!!! So much fun!!! Wish we had this sense of funny to make videos to get all the available cats / fosters adopted :)))) keep at it Chris, Lady Bella, Lord Ralph! We LOVE your videos!
Loved how Bella sat down patiently, looking at the camera. My cat would have probably made a butt photo. Goes to show, some cats are just naturally photogenic.
Seeing Ralph write his book was the cutest thing ever.
It had such an interesting plot and great character development, it was one of the best books I’ve ever read
@Beanie Boo Kaleidoscope Ikr my fave part was .,
I like how Ralfe's face looks like he's saying "WHAT?! I'm a lord now?!" where as Bella's face looks like she's saying "It's about time to recognize my majesty."
Absolutely love this! My wife and I have been trying to help our cats tap into their talents, but we are finding we need to improve our production/directorial skills haha Love the love you make these with and skill and effort and creativity you go into.
GeorgeTPlayzYT LOL sadly not anymore..
Oh cool
Bronze paw print: 0:00 On the cage behind Lady Bella Silver paw print: 1:41 on the top right image on his Instagram Gold paw print: 5:20 Sticking out from behind the guitar (Would've been cool if the thing you hanged the picture on at 1:51 was the gold paw print)
I can't tell if Ralph is just so great at playing the keyboard, or if Bella is so good of a producer, that the song sounds kinda good
I would buy lady Bella’s art and read the masterpiece of lord Ralph
Would of been cool if someone done an artist recording photography and writing studio in Chris’s living room
Lord Ralf the professional musician., that was the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard! The loud “bonk” towards the end got me laughing so hard I about fell out of my chair. And the purrrrr was a beautiful ending. When will his second album come out?
Hopefully next month
I didn’t know Lord Ralph was such a great musician. I guess he just had to make his songs available.
Idk but it was cute lol
Ikr!!!! I laughed so loud and I was actually eating a snack at that time and I almost chocked 😅😹
Yes the best music ever you might even say it’s purr-fect
What a brilliant video! Your cats can do things better than I event could 😂 And the Elon musk joke was very well timed 😊
Chris always brightens my day. Also, congrats on the two million!
I want to hear the full version of Lord Ralph’s jazz music, it’s so good :3
I only can WISH to have one of those paintings hung up, my goodness they’re beautiful!
These 2 cats are already 10k times more talented than I'll ever be
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i am emotanly disturbed
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Lord Ralph’s music sounds like it belongs in a game like untitled goose game Truly a masterpiece
Lord Ralph... Lady Bella... honestly the best combo!
Ralph's song was just an ancient piece of music. I had no idea cats can write music.
the way he just purrs into the mic at the end and then the video abruptly ending got me laughing for a minute
Those cats achieved more in one youtube video than the average person does in their life
This man is so committed to his cats this is great content
Omg you're the guy Lord Ralph wrote a book about!
@NeoUpdate__ 014 omg omg
@NeoUpdate__ 014 *LORD Ralph
@Fizzlebean You're totally right!
Oh my god no way!
He should do more stuff like this.
Ralph’s purring at the end ❤
He truly is a musician.
Lord Ralph’s vocal at the end of the song was brilliant!
That bonk at the end of Ralph's incredible composition was the cherry on top
That is actually amazing. The dedication this man has to his cats is amazing.
CHRISS! you finally reached 2 million! I’m so happy for you! You deserve it
Thy music produced from M'lord Ralph was purely beautiful. Bella was an amazing editor, and they both nailed it.
Half asleep Chris your cats are awesome and super cute keep on with the good work
I don’t think my cats are as talented as yours, all they do is sleep. Great video Chris!
I recently found your channel and I love your videos. Especially with your beautiful cats. Every video makes me laugh and cry over my memories of my cats. What you are doing is awesome. I’m glad I found this channel
This man and his cats are national treasures. Great job, Chris!
This is amazing, I should try this with my cats :)
hope they don't steal the declaration of independence.
@ComradeKot lol I watched that movie
And world-wide CS-tv treasures! Chris' creativity is amazing! Cheers from the United States! 👏😃
You’re incredibly close to 2M! You can get there! Edit: Congratulations for hitting 2M! This channel is truly a wonderful experience!
"So far all he'd written was the name of Elon Musks kid..." i was laughing soo harrddddddddddd bahahahahah great job Chris!
3 days ago 0:01 the bronze paw 1:43 the silver paw 5:21 the golden paw thank you for teaching me how to make my cats not fight every time they see each other. The video is 2 years ago the time that you moved out of your parents house.
Ralph is a lot better than I am at Piano! Although, I have never really practiced, but I guess Ralph hasn’t either. And he’s a cat! He definitely qualifies as musically talented by my standards!
“Not only Bella is an artist but her pictures get to hang in all around the world” maybe they just bought them to destroy them
This is amazing, I should try this with my cats :)
I should too
I should too lol
This dude is out here treating his cats better than some people that their own kids
This is the greatest thing ever. You should make a part 2!
Damn the jazz industry has been pretty quite since Ralph dropped his album
Your vids always bring me so much joy!😄
0:01 The Bronze Paw, behind Lady Bella. 1:43 The Sliver Paw, on the third picture. 5:21 The Gold Paw, this one is hard to spot, but behind the electric guitar on the left.
Brilliant video! I'm impressed by the production quality every time, and Ralph and Bella are precious as always. Your videos always brighten my day; thank you!
Yup! I love his videos too! They’re so amazing and brilliant 😸
@RainyXD Ikr
*Lord Ralph *Lady Bella
Your so inspiring Chris, I love your videos and we’ve even got a kitten called Ralph!😃 thank you Chris!
These cats are officially more talented than me 👏👏👏
He has a degree in music production no wonder his music is so good
As a fellow British person your cats are very tea lovelooking 🤩
Amazing spectacular videos keep on doing what you do you cheered me up when I had lost my cat❤
i loved this video! good job chris! 0:00 Bronze paw behind lady bella 1:42 Silver paw is the 3rd image on the instagram page 5:21 gold paw where the guitar was
Phone
that's a bass
@cooked caldin ok
@cooked caldin Average Davie504 fan
Thanks lol
Your videos look like they take a lot of time, and it’s worth it! Also congrats, ur going to get 2 mil subs!
Another genius video, particularly the Elon Musk joke. I'm beginning to wonder if the cats haven't actually hypnotized Chris to do their bidding.
I liked Lord Ralph's beautiful singing while he played the piano
The cats were so talented I forgot to look for the paws, got to watch again
I almost inhaled my lettuce when Ralph scared himself with a piano 😂
Thoughts of Fluff was such a great novel, when Ralph mentioned Elon Musk’s son it was so beautiful, and when he ended it by saying ., it was incredible. As it rivals Shakespeare, and J.K. Rowling, truly a work of art.
Yay heart :) thanks
It's a better love story than Twilight.
@Quert Zuiopü Not much of a high bar to be honest.
I wish to read this book
its a better story than morbius and morbius 2:its morbin time
this guy is so creative and so are Ralph and Bella
This man basically started a microation where the king and queen are cats this man is a legend
I love that it was so cool seeing them!❤
Chris loves his cats so much he does these stuff for them and for us!
Chris has made his cats do everything seeing as he is "half asleep"
1:30 Chris : "look how talented you are Bella, you made that!" Bella : *stares menacingly*
Lol
Cat
*lady bella
"human I don't remember painting that I only remember you dropping me to theese things"
@ventisupermacy he said bella
It always makes my day when Chris uploads
Yesterday I discovered that one of my friends was a fan of you. My other friend got a long cat so I sang the song and the first friend started to sing along. I wonder if they’ll see this. HI Evie!!!!!! I don’t know if that’s how you spell it, but that’s what speech to text says.
hello evie
I love Half-Asleep Chris, This is such wholesome content
The bronze paw was at 0:00 behind lady Bella, The silver one at 1:42 on the instagram page (the top right hand picture), and The golden one was at 5:21 behind the guitar in the corner (I paused on the exact moment Lord Ralph did a lil' mlem with his tongue)😺 Thanks Chris! :D
GOOD JOB!
Adorable they are so funny and Ralph is great at the piano Bella Has a mind for art
Your cats have accomplished more in a single video than most humans do in adulthood. You must be so proud.
I love your videos half asleep Chris keep it up Tom and Belle are so cute and adorable!
After becoming professional musician, Ralph was going for ASMR in the very last second.
0:01 the bronze paw 1:43 the silver paw 5:21 the golden paw
3:32 I love that Mega-Ralph is just casually sitting on the side.
Yeah lol
The dude actually bought land just to give his CATS the title of Lord and lady😂
Id do it for my cats and dog
What happened to Tom
@Daisy and belle He died :(
i found only three of the paw prints bronze: 0:01 behind Bella silver: 1:44 on the phone next to Bella gold: 5:21 behind the guitar side note: hope i didnt ruin the fun, and also to say: Keep the good work Chris :)
Chris is really getting clever at these things! Who would've known the silver one was in his phone?!
😯
Good job
StaricalDelirium np
Thia is probably one of my favorite videos that you've made 🤣🤣 go you talented person and kitties!
These cats have the absolute best life ever
Lord Ralph and Lady Bella are so talented, they can do art ,write books,be a professional model and be a music maker. They are doing more then I could do in my life.
986K views to date? This should have 3 million views. Time to start forwarding it. These newly created aristocats must be appreciated.
Aged like milk in the middle of a heatwave
Them: How much do you love and spoil your cats? Half-Asleep Chris: Yes.
Yes
Yes? I don't get it
Lord Ralph is a wonderful musician!
I wish I could be as talented and well rounded as these cats. Truly renaissance cats.
🐾time stamps for the paws🐾 🐾0:01~bronze paw🐾 🐾1:43~sliver paw🐾 🐾5:21~golden paw🐾 Have a nice day or night :) ❤
Lord Ralph is a dignified gentleman indeed
The bronze paw is where we're introduced to lord ralph and lady bella, the silver is where chris holds his phone up to the camera and the gold is hidden in the left corner where ralph is playing the piano at 5:51 , hard to see but great video as always!