I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I'm not pregnant)

čas přidán 21. 05. 2020
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  • My cat Betty is missing a leg

  • Too cute! She's lovely. A 'budding Has Been'? Please explain. Thanks for your response and have a great day!

  • Omg please build Scraps a bionic leg

  • Scraps is an appropriate name. It looks like something that should be discarded.

  • Simone, some of the remarks about peeing about 3:00am makes me think that you'd feel more comfortable if I stopped peeing in your yard at 3:00am? True? You've got it. I'm perfectly capable of standing there without peeing.

  • I just figured out that Scraps is named after your series of robot videos, "Scrappy Robots". Why didn't you name her after you OTHER series of robot videos? Think of it. "Scraps" can be a plural noun but as a verb it requires an object of some sort. The other choice works as either a plural nouns OR as a singular verb that doesn't require an object. You can just do it. You don't have to do it TO or WITH or ON something. Although you have the option of an object, it's not required, not with that other name that you'd have derived from your other series about robots.

  • Everyone: (wait for it) AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

  • awww ❤️

  • That the most, "kids picture book dog" I've ever seen

  • 🎂🎂

  • How would I go about applying to be an assistant? I can feed myself and don't shed much. :3

  • Omg she is pregananant

  • Anyone else thinks that she looks like ellie

  • I have a White tiny dog who is missing his leg. its a small world

  • Downvote because you downloaded TIKTOK

  • I would have volunteered to be her workshop dog :(

  • We need a tshirt with a cartoon of Simone driving truckla, and scraps riding shotgun...

  • U both are the most cutest creatures on earth.

  • aaaaaawh this is such a great tripod

  • I actually did the same in quarantine but instead of a dog I took in a cat. And I used the time I had to really bond with him (yes, you can do that with a cat :p)

  • Scraps is an audio engineer 🥰

  • I have a tri-pawd too!

  • 1:53 OMG that FACE. Can I scritch the other ear?

  • Wow congratulations for your first baby Simone!!

  • Make her a robot leg!!!!!!

  • how about LORD COMMANDER Scraps :D

  • Simone: (Im not pregnant) Me: SHE ADOPTED A CHILD Simone: I got a dog Me: same thing


  • I have a tripod Westie/Jack Russell mix. She is reversed from Scraps. Maddie has one front leg and two back legs. She's faster than her 4 legged mates!

  • Sooooooooo cute!

  • Well you did get a baby in one way xD

  • I need a back pack for my 3-4 foot long Labrador

  • maybe Simone could make a little wheel that is like a harness thing that can be strapped to scraps back

  • She's so cute! Both of the she's.

  • You mentioned the photos you posted of Commander Scraps as a puppy. Nudes?

  • I'm sorry but I have some reservations about the name "Scraps" for a dog who lost a leg.

  • is anybody just ignoring what Simone says and just looking at Scraps

  • My dog has 3 legs due to cancer

  • It looked like scraps has a swastika where her leg was....

  • I truly understand off being vegetarian but I hope your pup gets the food where the carnivor digestive system is build for, me as a vegetarian had to learn that with my dog, he has heavy digestive problems, he needs his meat or gets sick

  • 1:50 scratch her right ear lol!

  • I read the title as “I’m pregnant” and I was so confused

  • I'm going to really love watching the series of Simone making different leg replacements for the new puppy.

  • She is AWESOME!!!!!

  • Scraps is so cute!

  • If you ever do want to get pregnant, contact me.

  • 💗

  • Pee time with the dog.....Wow

  • who doesn't love puppies :)

  • wait what... you've made a non shitty robot? oh, wait, you got a dog 😆

  • 900 people here hate dogs.

  • What an absolute darling

  • She is so cuuute!

  • Do a vid on training dogs cuz my dog is smart but she doesn’t like listening!! Plz do it

  • My Boston terrier lost the same leg and honestly he seems to move around better after the amputation lol

  • Dogs are rad.

  • It's kinda hard to wear high heels, Or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad 'Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs. No fingers, no toes, She doesn't own elbows, No phalanges no knobby knees to knock She don't need knuckles or hands To go see punk rock bands She's always in the stands, she's nubs She can't pick up a phone, She can't get dressed alone She's got no funny bone, she's nubs No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs. I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto, I asked her to go out to the bar, But all she said was no, no and no It was time for us to leave, So I grabbed and sher sleeve And told her I'd see her at the next club She got into a pack And some guy put her on his back, She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub She's got beautiful eyes, And breasts regular size, But without calves and thighs, she's nubs It's hard to give good head Or get tied to a bed, When all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs Oh she may not walk the walk, And she may not like to talk, But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs

  • I want a shirt with her face

  • Doggie Bag!!!

  • I would DIE for her

  • meanwhile, Trump wants to scrap ObamaCare killing people like Simone w/o medical insurance

  • Sooooo cuteeeee... We have the same pet.. But i have a cat.. With three legs.. And she loves the ear scratching.. Cause she cant and i do it hehehhe....ahhhhh

  • Pulling poop out of your dogs mouth is truly and unforgettable bonding experience. I never knew I would love anything so much that it would lead me to holding cold slobbery feral cat poop in my bare hands.

  • top 10 human beings ever to roam this earth

  • My dog turned 12 this year and it’s hard to see that he can’t jump on the couch anymore. Treasure every moment you have with scraps, he’ll treasure every moment he’s with you

  • OMG - Commander Scraps is toooo cute. ^_^

  • westies are the best! scraps is gonna be such a good buddy!

  • I love her

  • Alternative Title: Simone Casually Admits To Peeing In Her Yard At 3AM

  • So cute!

  • This dog is amazing. Congrats to you both!

  • Scraps is so cute! I had a westie for 14 years of my childhood and she was the absolutely sweetest dog I've ever known. You'll be very happy with her and it's so great you rescued her from a shelter.

  • To cuddle

  • Hello Scraps! Her name is perfect for that little wonky walk she has! Adorable cutie!

  • My dog has three legs! I have a feeling you'll be inventing a leg for Scraps some day though. SHE IS SO CUTE

  • That puppy just won the lottery.

  • The answer to your question is yes. I would like Scraps merch. I would like it very much. Please put her on a shirt.

  • Dog mom Simone, ugh this is so sweet.

  • I got a tripod kitty! She does pretty good moving around.