If you could know the countdown to life, what would you do?

čas přidán 23. 01. 2024
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  • Bros got the no fall damage dlc

  • The movie is called The Brand New Testament, it’s a French film from 2016

  • Love when the recommended movie doesn’t have a title listed in the description, pinned comment, or video

    • I'm still waiting for the movie name😭

    • “The Brand New Testament”

    • "le tout nouveau testament" it's a belgian movie about how god is an asshole​@@Notor-seriously

    • the heck?? was it made for that?@@Bic4Colours

    • ​@Bic4Colours It's just called the brand new testament and I don't think it's a Belgian movie. I wouldn't watch it though its very blasphemous

  • "But it didn't work" Famous last words💀💀

  • “He was caught by a truck” Brother, at that height, either he had fall damage turned off or nothing would’ve changed😅

    • Look up Vesna Vulović. In 1972 she fell out of a plane at 33 THOUSAND feet height, no parachute, and survived

    • Haha I love that that's the one you mention instead of the one where he got caught by a damn plane and somehow survived

    • You stole my comment

  • Actually, that's not the story at all. It's a French-Belgian-Luxembourgish movie called "Le tout nouveau testament" (the brand new testament, tho idk if there's a translation in English). It basically portrays God as living in Bruxelles, but being brutal to his wife and kids, and he dispises humanity. In the story Jesus is the son of god, but he rebelled against him, left the house and used his magical powers to impress humanity. So the story portrays how the daughter one day decided to use the forbidden computer that God uses to "code the world", and she sends to every human their date of death, which kinda leads to chaos in the world. She then escaped the home and went looking for "new desciples" in humanity. Go watch it, I liked the movie!

  • "Because she couldn't get his inheritance" this killed me🤣🤣🤣

  • I dont know why, but the high pitched wee he makes before jumping every time just makes me feel so happy.

  • 'God saw it on TV'😂😂

  • The first guy knows the definition of insanity

  • Bro bought the infinity life DLC 💀💀

  • BoZo recommends movies without giving a name 💀💀

  • the first guy knew the definition of insanity 100%

  • This seems like one of the stories your parents tell you so you don’t lie

  • guy looks at phone, sees timer hit zero. "wh-" crash

  • “Because she will not get her inheritence”💀💀😊

  • "But it didn't work!" LMFAOO

  • The movie is called COUNTDOWN on Netflix

  • “So she smothered him in his sleep” “BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!” Ma is in for a rude awakening

  • The movie is called "The Brand New Testament" with actor Benoit Poelvoorde

  • “BUT IT DIDNT WORK!💁‍♂️” at the end😂

  • She couldn't get his inheritance 🗿💀🗿

  • Well if your first thought is jumping off a plane with no parachute after seeing you won't die for another 40 years, consider the possibility of ending up in a coma or paralyzed.

  • I laughed so hard when the son woke up after "But it didn't work!"

  • “He killed a passer bee” 😂

  • The lady was so smart👍👍

  • It wasn’t about inheritance. It was about why it was so unfair that a terminal man had more time than her while she was still relatively young and had dedicated herself to a good profession. It just wasn’t fair to her and the elderly man consoled her.

  • The definition of "One often meets his fate on the path he takes to avoid it"

  • Fact: That driver is the movie director

  • "He thought he was gods favourite " 😂

  • Outliving your doctor when youre that old AND sick is the biggest flex ever

    • It’s not when ya doctor dies from unnatural causes. So if ya doctor got shot. Lml clearly u gone live longer.

    • Flex? Seriously

  • This is the part where he still doesn't know the definition of insanity.

  • The Happiest Statement:😂"But it didn't work!"

  • “But it didn’t work” 😂💀💀💀💀

  • Bros in creative mode 💀💀💀

  • THE VOICE CHANE WHEN IT SAID "but it didn't work" AT THE END 😂😂😂😂

    • What was she trying to do that didn't work

    • Fucking slow​@@blossommonkeygirl9275

    • @@blossommonkeygirl9275bro didn’t watch the video

    • ​@@blossommonkeygirl9275She tried to smother him I think that's like kill him or something

    • Lmao bros AI lagged

  • "The first guy is the definition of insanity" 🤖🤖🤖

  • The 'but it didnt work' at the end caught me off gaurd😂

  • “Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?”

  • That one friend who test if there’s fall damage in the server

  • Bro it was the counter all along 😂😂😂

  • "Does this game have fall damage?" "Bro let me check"

  • Text message to all humans is impressively hilarious 😂😂😂

  • “You are angry Jason. You, are angry..”

  • Movie name is : "The Brand New Testament".

  • "God saw it on TV" is just so funny for some reason💀

  • If you're wondering. The movie is called The Brand New Testament (2015)

  • That last "but it didn't work!!" got me.

  • Dude if I knew when I was going to die I'd just do what I always do love life to it's fullest

  • "Luck isn't a super power" -deadpool

  • Deadpool without his costume💀💀💀

  • Bro turned off fall damage

  • “He landed on a plane and survived” got me laughing hard

  • "Those who cling to death... live. Those who cling to life... die" -John Wick

    • thats true, ive been trying to die for years lol it just wont happen

    • ​@@tobytheimpostersame

    • Tried committing suicide twice, still here. Like I dont know what else to do...sigh

    • ​​@@tobytheimposter lmao true.. after the 10th attempt when i jumped from the roof .. i still survived

    • Truth be told unless you’re V from cyberpunk 2077 and pick the aldecaldos ending and are desperately clinging to life it’s a fact. The people who worry about something killing them survive but those who don’t are likely to die unless they realize that they are mortal and can be hurt and remember that they are human. I know that I can be hurt and have come to terms with reality but I don’t let it get me down and push myself all the time. It’s important to keep moving even if you are in a life or death situation. You don’t give up and instead you try to survive.

  • "But it didn't work!" had me rolling

  • "So she smothered him in his sleep...😔" " *But it didn't work* 😃"

  • And that’s how Final Destination came into fruition

  • That poor guy at the beginning who became the kid's pincushion.

  • "Sahdidavi AWOOOO" Bro sounded like a wolf💀

  • Bro's got fall damage turned off 💀

  • Bro went into creative mode 💀

  • Bro is literally the chosen one 😂

  • How the hell you gonna give us movie recommendations with no names to the movie? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • The brand new testament

    • So you comment on his video Comments = views

    • ​@@rayyutepa5433Comments do infact not equal views but views=views 😂😂

    • Its called countdown

    • @@Axel-artsno it’s not called “countdown”. This movie is called brand New Testament

  • I would start doing everything I can before the Time runs out.

  • "Have I ever told you the definition of fall damage?"

  • that nurse really had a whole stack of totem of undying and wasnt grateful

    • Finally someone else gets it 😂

    • The first guy kept getting one and a half heart use some water bucket miner

  • "But it didn't work!" 😂

  • No one‘s gonna talk about the fact that they’re literally in a small plane and a JET AIR LINER ZOOMZ PAST THEM

  • The lady with the cabinet got me dying 🤣

    • I'm weasing 😂😂😂

    • It isn't funny when there's death on a movie

    • @@GreatAbyssBlackHolebut it’s super funny

    • Pov the cabinet NAH NOU TODAY YEEEEEEREREEEEÆÆT

    • @@GreatAbyssBlackHole The deaths are faked. and some actors die in ways that is just impossible to not laugh at.

  • “WEEEEE” 😂

  • “God saw it on tv” got me crying 😂

  • Vaas took insanity to another level💀

  • "One often meats his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it" - Master Oogway

  • The second time he falls that "wooooo" is real.

  • "Did I ever tell you the definition of Insanity?"

  • I will pray at my last moment 🙏👍 I really hope it do be my last moment in lives.

  • The Italian title for this movie is “God exists and lives in Bruxelles”.

  • For anyone that is wondering the film is called Brand New Testament (2015)

  • “God saw it on TV" 😭💀💀

  • The movie is called countdown had to look through the comments for like 5 minutes

  • “64 days left to live, she cried because she won’t get his inheritance” had me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • The scream when he fell off the bridge 😭 Edit: boy turned into nokia he doesn’t d!e

  • Damn Vaas gained immortality

  • She couldn't get his inheritance 💀

  • If this is true and for example i only have 3-5 years to live, ill start acting kind to people and pray everyday, God bless us all guys

  • So we’re not going to mention him killing the pedestrian on his first attempt 😭

  • Life hack for not to die Step 1: Never check your countdown to life

  • I love how god just canonically has a famously fragile ego

  • Bro dodged that fall damage like a pro. Love a good plot twist!

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  • The first dude was actually the person with the longest time having 200 years

    • What's the movie name?

    • @@replayicus7604 idk i just saw it in another short 6 months ago

    • @@replayicus7604 somebody else said it is the brand new testament, but the people who do this are jerks cause sometimes i get pissed when the movie or show look cool. but he does this because i think it gets more views or something.

  • i would never go school and just live life to the fullest

  • The lines "God saw it on TV" killed me 💀

  • I feel bad for the first guy

  • God got so angry he axed away at his own door.

  • “In his sleep 😡😢” “BUT IT DIDNT WORK🎉”

  • "BUT IT DIDN'T WORK" really got me at the end

  • I wouldnt do anything tbh. Knowing stuff like that makes me anxious as heck so in reality I'd just try to continue living my life as is and try to forget about it asap.

  • i love how randomly he just goes "god sees it on tv" and him sending a text to ppl pahaha "yo its god just lettin yknow u finna die in like 3 days sfe bro"💀💀

  • Movie title is : a brand New Testament (2015). It’s not on Hulu or Netflix

    • It’s not bro

    • ​@TheKhaiAmine I coulda swore this was an insurance commercial...

    • I can tell you where to watch it free

    • @@NoNoWordPolicenah it’s a movie lol. A Brand New Testament

    • @@gaigebarker187wait it’s a movie? Are you sure it’s called a brand New Testament

  • Bro how the tables turned. The nurse was crying instead of the man 💀