It is the first day of university

čas přidán 10. 09. 2019
THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
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HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Komentáře

  • Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

  • Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

  • Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

  • DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  • God dammit Samantha

  • "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade." 'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  • She's a modern day Velma

  • Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  • My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  • Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  • Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  • Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  • I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  • Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  • YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  • peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  • *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  • Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome CS-tvrs on the platform

  • She need me

  • @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • 4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  • To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  • 0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  • I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  • What is she studying

  • Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  • I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  • yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  • Back to school shmooping? América explica

  • Mom is turning into grandma

  • OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  • AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle* Me:*shows my friends* Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • *STAPPLES*

  • "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me," -John Cena

  • Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

  • stunning as always

  • This is real art

  • Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book? BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  • ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-” **staring intensifies**

  • "Cheese!"

  • When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  • Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  • Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • whats the song in the beginning

  • Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • 7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus! lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?