Its all fun and games until it goes off in your pocket 💀
Did that happen to you or someone you know?
And if your a guy it’s even worse I’m imagining the pain right now and ooh it does not seem good
@@MiVert nah just came to mind LOL
ayo never thought of that 💀💀
I'm honestly shocked that the things extended that much at all
What she said
It's just super thin aluminum tightly wrapped. These things can barely even stand up without folding
I want that stick so I can switch the light off while I'm in bed.
Or just buy a cheap smart bulb and use your phone like I do
Yeah best use for that device. Companies that put your life in danger for money should be sued.
I kinda skimmed over this first glance all I saw was “I want this stick in bed” I had to double take that shii 😂
Finally someone who addressed the durability of the piece of junk
Markiplier used the first one in his self-defense products video
But didn’t you see the clips of the dude bending a metal baseball bat?! It HAS to be real!
@@benfletcher8100the thing he’s using in that clip is not the tool they were advertising
Actually it is @@Eatcrackers399
Imagine you’re getting robbed and you hit’em with the first stick. Their reaction: 😐
Then you pulled out the second stick(they though it’s as weak as the first one)
"MADE IN CHINA"
For anyone wondering what the 2nd product is called. It's a collapse / telescope baton with guard.
He literally said: "if you want self-defense, don't buy this womp womp, buy this instead."
What's the name of that second product? Will I find it if I just search self defense pocket stick?
@@rabbidguarddog I have no idea, how that thing is called.
@@rabbidguarddogi heard they are called “black jacks” and also retractable baton
Ohh is actually “collapsible baton” but you can either search retractable or expandable baton
Bro, who stole Robin's weapon 💀
You mean Goku's Power Pole😢
"Ma'am you dropped your pur-" *Turns to dust*
The Nami cosplays gonna go crazy with this
I did get one of these for Christmas once and it was dog water. Specifically because it went off pointing upwards and broke my nose
a nerd with such a device turned into a gopnik
Its weird they advertise the compact baton as a self defense weapon when they were advertised as performance props before.
Maximizing potential sales.
It’s why you don’t trust the Chinese market that sht is scammy
They even swapped it out with a different tool when they were wacking stuff 💀
This is what I'd imagine a cloaker would have if they were off-duty.
Where did bro get a brick and a cement brick?!?!?
My man went from stealing pyramids to chopping bricks in half, what an upgrade
Nice now maybe he should take you on vacation !!!!!
@@CONQUISTADOR79 what the f-
Chat noir cosplays bouta go wild
That thing is a literal game changer
"Im a matured adult" "Im a matured adult"
Shut up and take my money
Bro I got one of these and it sliced my finger I had to get stitches 😭😭😭
I’ll say it for you. That’s pretty average
Best self defense weapon: ❌ Murder weapon:✅
Better not put it in your rear pocket. 💀
“Prank em, John!” “You already know!”
Translate!翻訳してね！❤ ကျွန်ုပ်ကို စာရင်းသွင်းပြီး ဤမှတ်ချက်ကို ကြိုက်နှစ်သက်သူတိုင်းကို ကျွန်ုပ် စာရင်း သွင်းပါမည်။....
Here before this blows up
“Clap clap clap clap” 😳
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This is absolutely stunning!
Prank em, John! You already know
So fun fact… In the state of California, it is illegal to have a self-defense stick or baton or leaded cane. Don’t worry though, as long as its not concealed, you can legally walk around with a real sword/katana. 🗡️ So… Blunt stick? ❌ Pointy stick? ✅
It's California. Nothing makes sense there
U forgot bazooka n tanks hahaha 😂
You also can only have 1.5 inch otf knives. They basically only make them specifically for Californians
Vives en un país de locos. Lol
the second someone pulls out a bedazzled plastic baton on me, I'm busting out laughing 💀
"Honey I love this dild-" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
2nd one is actually good Its a self def sword baton
Could you tell where to buy this?
@@Sena121probably Amazon, but if you live in a state like California those might be illegal.
@@Alex_The_Barbearian That is not a problem, i live in germany where we cut our steaks with spoons cause knifes are illegal like everything else that could be used to hurt someone. Would recommend to just let yourself be robbed and stabbed and NOT punch the stabber, since you will go to jail longer than him if you hurt him. I would just put it on my wall to look at it cause its cool.
Well damn that's something😂😂@@Sena121
Bro imagine the poor mailman
The aluminum staff is designed for party tricks. The extendable baton is designed for combat
For those who don't know, the first is just a thing that is used for magic and clearly is not used for self-defense, the second is a flexible stick with a lot of style.
The second is a police baton... theyre really thick and effective...not nearly as compact, mine is 12" collapsed and extends 16" out... the propstick extends well beyond its capabilities. The only reason police batons work is because the third is solid, the other 2 are 1/4 inch thick pipes, and each section is 30% inside the previous one. Even so, 6 extensions is the maximum for steel not to begin to buckle. Its similar to how hydraulic pistons work on construction equipment: your not gonna bend one of those either😅
@kevinsears7300 well technically just a baton, because the police would not use a sword shaped one, but I get it, semantics.
if you only had the first i think it would be best to attack with the extension itself and if that doesnt work just break it and use the sharp edges and if there arent any ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@SpecterNeverSpectator its a modified police baton the way the AR15 is a modified M14 DMR. Putting a guard on a police batan doesnt make it a sword, just like replacing the wood stock and adding picatini rails doesnt make a DMR an assault rifle Politicians know this, they just cling to the Armalite companies AR, and expect the ignorant masses to support them in disarming the people and killing all the jews... (FROM TTHE RIVER TO THE SEA...refers to the Jordan river, Israels eastern border, and the medetranean, the western border... so they want to whipe out all of israel, including Jeruselam, the capitol of the jews... democrats ARE nazis, they just have a different name and live in a different country)
by simply using this thing called critical thinking. we should be able to analyze the situation.... basing it on your claim....you tend to memorize stuff.. wwhich led me to believe that you lack the aptitude..
Cat noir in ladybug be like:
Everyone gangsta until you open it from the wrong side
That's called magic appearing cane
Pocket straw bro
@@taylorbrown3222 What I mean is the first tool he reviewed. It's actually a magic tool and for some reason the Chinese call that tool a monkey stick 🤣
@@taylorbrown3222 I mean the first tool he reviewed. And actually it's a magic tool. For some reason, recently Chinese people have gone viral calling the stick a monkey stick 😂😂
You're a breath of fresh air on TikTok.
All fun and games until you point it the wrong way 💀
*Its all fun and games until your sibling sets it on your chair* 💀💀
😏😏😏😏😏 that will be fun
@@user-fy3vs8qu8hkinky a Mf💀
@@jd77_ bro got hugh neutroned
So we not gonna talk about them using swords for the harder shit😂
In fact, the spear is strong when the knife is thrust, it is strong for the blow
Robber - "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY" Me - "ah sh1t lemme unpack my self defense stick" Robber - "alr take ur time bro"
it's really not that hard lmao
Bro im done😂
fg yt? dij
The part where he broke the first stick killed me 😂😂😂
"Son, your friend's mom said to me that the thing you have gave your friend hemorrhoids"
i speak from experience those are a real pain in the *ss
I can’t tell if I’m dyslexic or if you’re dyslexic
@@sonb0t Why's that?
@@Arabias610 your comment made zero sense before you edited it
Guess im almost dyslexic too
The only thing is, if you notice in the other two clips, the pocket wand, they dont smack anything blu t side, its only the pocket sword they hit blunt side. They are used differently
his face in slow mode is gold 🤣
Once I got drunk and bought this at 4am thinking I’d use it on the nyc subway.
How’d that go ?
Is that a amazing Spider-Man reference
drunk buy is a decease
They should have a return option “bought while drunk”
Gawd, yes! Or delirious at 4am. 😅 @@jakesnoz
The guy showing the durability wasn’t even using the stick 💀
The difference is that the stick has a strong corner that can hit you and the sword is really strong
*Imagine this product opened in the packaging while shopping 💀*
It would just get stuck
While shopping? Interesting never thought
Never thought someone could miss spell shipping that bad
@@brenda6206wdym i and o are right next to each other
Would bend all up in the box looked like aluminum lmao
Wow, this is amazing content!
It's because it's not a self-defense item, it's a magic item (known as apparition staff)For that it is better to investigate or simply buy a retractable cane for real personal use.
The first one is only useful for magic tricks since that is what it was designed for. The second is a real defense staff.
Onde compra o segundo?
@@FamiliaMotoca É uma questão de conferir sites como Alibaba, AliExpress, Amazon.
@@FamiliaMotocathey can only be found in the emergency cabinet at little caesers
If anything, the staves can be used with both slash and stab moves, so you can try relying on stabs only (which this thing will likely survive), and by my own experience those can be a neat thing for a street combat against an inexperienced opponent. The problem is, stabbing, although it has a really nice reach, is more of an unexpected additional attack should you use a staff, as the biggest advantage - should you want that ambulance to have much fun that is - is using the very fast slash moves to actually render the opponent defenseless (sometimes involving some bone fracture). No idea if this thing can be used for those too, as the fact it can't break a brick means nothing, - neither your hand, or a leg or a rib, can ;)
@@FamiliaMotoca Tentei colocar o link mas não deixa, excluem meus comentários, mas você pode procurar no Google
If it can break bricks, I believe it can break bones...
i think the first one works better as a walking stick
Metal bat has been really quiet since this has dropped💀 Edit:bird
Probably shopping with his sister
Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible
@@makotoren7266the video says otherwise
"omg metal bat from strong ballsground!!" ☝️🤓
The last two clips were obviously something else
Even the most beautiful things can hurt the most ☠️
Its all fun until you eject it the wrong way 💀 (Pin so everyone can see)
It’s literally a sword you have to swing to open, you can’t open it the wrong way,
@@Anakin-Skywalker2 the first one bro not the sword💀
@@Cresent_Bananadid you not hear the "woop woop" with the first one? The first one is flimsy as fuck and useless.
@@symix.ok but it would probably still hurt considering the speed from the first veiw
@@Cresent_Banana well defineatly not me but I have pretty normal pain tolerance so ofc there are people who feel more pain from even tiny things, and that is okay ofc.
That "womp womp" was personal 😭✋
The first one is a distraction while you pull out the second one
That self-defense stick always comes in handy. Women might poke the men out of frustration.
No sirve no empuja por que se dobla antes de golpear
Unless you hit it with a surprise move straight to the face I don't see how that extensive pole can be useful
Vector always shows real one❤
Robber: stealing your phone You: literally beheading him using this sword thing
This new season of Velma looks wild
He's actually dressed as Vector from the movie Despicable Me
@@meagandaniels5290its just a joke
Yeah they realized their mistakes when they black washed and their horrible jokes. They fix the races of the characters and weaponized them so no one could harm them, pretty sad.
I want to like this, but the count is perfect.
Your mere existence is wightwashing thats some nerve! @GoldenCoola91
This is alternate universe Velma. Hes a transman investigating gimmicky online products.
Imagine looking at it just to see how it works.
This man will buy every Single product available on Amazon One Day 😂
Let him cook, he's making me money 😅.
Every single one except for the legendary Welcome Sign for Front Door, Interchangeable Welcome Sign with 4 Seasonal Wreaths & 20 Customizable Icons, Rustic Wooden Welcome Home Sign - Christmas Door Decorations Farmhouse Decor and Housewarming
I wonder where he keeps em😂😂 he should show oneday
Once's he's done with Amazon, he's gonna come for CostCo.
Love the last clip is a completely different metal rod with a handle.
The last two clips were swords dude
When she thinks your excited and it’s just she sat on your pocket wrong
علا 😮😂أأأأ @@keonyang3332
YOU DID NOT 💀
This is a gem!
THIS is good advertising. Where is the link to buy one?
I love how Vector is still teaching us lessons from the moon. Very inspiring❤❤❤
I think he’s on mars now
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It's all funny games until you Activate it the wrong way.💀
The Brick is different when he swings the second one. Already has a crack and the mark moves location. Set up reaction.
Imagine walking into a club and one of these goes off
and imagine it hit someone through your pocket and you reply by saying sorry i had a boner ☠
Mine goes off every once in a while in the club, they just rub into it.
Man thats already a bad start, walking into a club is gonna hurt already and then this shit happens? Im just gonna let the caveman fuck my ass at that point
Thousands ways to die lol 😂
somone would probably thought you have an insane er*ction 😂
Ese es un bastón para magia, por eso es tan compacto y fragil 😅
See kids, this is why you never play with weapons
Imagine openning that in the wrong direction💀💀💀
ahh~😫 that hurts~
Thats not possible. First one got the button that you have to push with your thumb, so you always have it in hand in correct direction. With second one you have to swing it to open and it's just not working if you are holding it wrong way.
it only opens in a certain direction
Let’s be real tho, human are not built like cinderblock, so even if womp womp failed, it might still be useful in a real battle. It’s also more portable than the sword, that should be if you are hiking and then some.
SWEET, COOL! I CARRY A .38!!!
"Hey, you're sitting on my-" "ahh~" *dies*
AIN'T NO WAY BRUH 😂
Nahhh that's crazy 💀
One is a baton/ kosh, of course it breaks a brick
Cat noir: have you seen my pole anywhere? Me: uh..
its all fun and games until the grab it and pull the uno reverse card on you 💀💀
which is quite easy if the attacker is stronger than you use a taser
imagine using that as a self-pleasuring device
The sword baton is kinda badass ngl
Bro casually pulls up two bricks under his desk💀💀💀
What, you don't keep bricks under your desk?
Excuse me those are CINDERBLOCKS 🤓🤓🤓
@@dustenekoes28 brick, cinderblock, they box hurt the same.
Two cinderblocks, and one brick
btw, those are NOT for protection, its for magic tricks, they can break at like 2 hits, or i think they made new ones for actual proteccion
The first one is only good if your being attacked by empty cans and picture frames.
Only Nami can use it perfectly.
It’s like a demon slayer sword
Bro he’s talking bout the staff
No way really @@eazye1196?
@@eazye1196 that’s not what I meant you know how if you don’t use the demon slayer sword right it could break that’s what I meant
Bro the table is stronger than the stick 🤯🤯
If it goes of in your pocket, that’ll be a sword match for the ages 💀
my 2 inch Excalibur will win!
you mean so small not even atomic samurai would cut it
The womp womp was too funny
"Big things come in small packages"😂
Gente cortei minha mão toda usando isso
-every femboy :3
I love my corolla
I feel like that extendo stick would be good for a single use surprise stab as it extends but is useless otherwise. I always just keep a length of rebar in the bed of my truck. 🤷♀️
My friends used to have these, they break immediately.
I'm glad to see Vector has moved on and is now a content creator.
Yeah, he's always streaming on the moon
Did he just say womp womp 😂
Those things are more of a neat party trick than anything. However a pool noodle is more useful as it stings when you get hit by it and it doesn't fold after one use.