QAnon Fans Doubt Their Faith After Nothing Happens In November | Dr. Oz Is Running For Office

čas přidán 29. 11. 2021
Stephen reopens The Q Files to check on QAnon followers whose faith was shaken after a string of false predictions failed to materialize in November. In Pennsylvania, a man known for his work as a syndicated TV doctor launched his campaign for a U.S. Senate seat.

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  • The writers on this show are amazing

    • As usual LOL I really need this show

    • @Vaughn Bilodeau now That’s funny😄

    • The writers are old politicians

    • @Let's go Brandon Sniffer 👈 the courageous Russian hype machine slandering our nation. 🖕🖕🖕

    • Most of them are burns you can find over the past two nights on social media You mean it is delivered well by him

  • Even after the pandemic ends I’ll still be washing my hands after meeting a Republican.

    • @Russell M if that half gets me more than what I get now, sure. I'm supposed to be scared of that 50% when it gets me an education and health insurance and parental leave? 100% of my income doesn't get me that, so 50% seems like a deal.

    • @AsselParty agreed

    • @Metal Roofing seriously it drives me mad how less our politicians listen to science. It is just embarrassing!

    • @AsselParty It may actually not help at all and actually harm. Fauci acknowleged that it would encourage touching your face a lot (which of course it does). Read some of the studies and articles about other harms including carcinogenic contents in some masks... and then there is the potential psychological damage. So you think its ok to mandate and potentially arrest and fine people for something that "might" help a little on one hand but also may cause a lot of harm on the other? Other things that certainly do help are pretty much NEVER mentioned by Govt or CDC or CNN etc., like strengthening your immune system with good healthy habits like exercise, outdoors activities, good nutrition, good sleep, reducing anxiety and stress. Now if anything should be mandated its that...and what about places like McDonald's? If health is really a public priority and mandates are the way to handle things, that place and it's kind should be shut down permanently -- it almost leads one with a suspicious mind to believe that they don't want you to be healthy. No I am not advocating for govt shut down of unhealthy foods or govt enforcement of healthy lifestyles. I am just making the point that they are full of sh#t and only want to point you in the direction of expensive medical "cures" and govt control. It's almost as if the Pharmaceutical companies have powerful lobbyists in D.C. Hmm, could that be?

    • @Metal Roofing of course it’s not providing perfect protection, but it helps. Wearing a seatbelt is also not offering perfect protection during a car accident, but it might help ;)

  • The fact that people can run for senate seats and not be required to have lived in that state for like 20+ years is absurd.

    • So people who had to move a lot for work (like members of our military) wouldn't be able to run until they're like 50+?

    • @александр караманов Right? That one was just horrifying.

    • @jim bob There should be a literacy test, like do you know how our government works ?

    • You should be allowed to, if you don’t know the state enough people won’t vote for you, no point barring people from it

    • @Judith Chambers america loves for others to play by the rules but when it comes to to certain people they try to bend them 24/7. that’s exactly why i don’t vote. i don’t represent EITHER SIDE. they are all garbo. only americans can’t see that. the rest of the world has figured that out years ago

  • You know for the last few years i got a kick out of insulting these people, Then I got scared of them after "touring the capital". Now I'm realizing these people have driven away there family and are literally hoping for anything that'll tell them they are right because if they are wrong they destroyed every relationship they had for nothing. Honestly even if these people realized they were wrong, I think the damage is done to a point that society still wouldn't accept them back and its really really sad.

    • @Carolyn Kuhn No, I don't have to go back to 1993. I believe a corrupt election judge named Domenick Demuro was just convicted last year. Protesting illegal State election law changes that enabled ballot harvesting on a mass scale is not insurrection. Ps don't wish death on ppl. Seek help

    • @jim bob Yeah? You need permission? Your point being? The unvaccinated DIE so bye-bye Republican voters.

    • @Russell M You have to go all the way back to 1993? That says something when right now half of the GOP are SUBPOENAED or INDICTED for insurrection, collusion and 20 other charges! Wake up!

    • These people have consistently chosen self-serving bigotry over truth for years, if not decades. It's not that they don't know they're wrong; it's that they choose not to know. And yet they would absolutely still be welcomed back if they were to sincerely recant their evil and work to make up for it. Save your sympathy for the vulnerable people they've endangered and damaged. Wonder why you had to be told that.

    • Its a new 'variant' of mental illness... for real

  • "dr oz had a lucrative career as a liar peddling questionable health advice on television" in other words the republican party's ideal candidate

    • There ain't nothin' wrong with my stock of ivermectin I got at the feed store, I just know I ain't gonna inject that experimental nanobot vaccine in my body. It is about my freedom! ... Oh and President Trump is still president, he is makin' the inflation and gas prices look bad so Biden gets kicked out and we get a real president reinstated in Washington DC.

    • Just heard doc Oz is going to commit suicide in near future... nothing to do with the Clintons though..

    • I didn't have sex with Monica it's all A VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY

    • Totally agree with you 💯 That man is 🥧 piece of 💩 big time, definitely a Republican... 🤣🤣🤣🤮🤣🤣☠️🧟‍♀️

    • And on top of that, he's pro vax. What a nut job

  • Dr. Oz is what you get when you order a doctor from Wish, and it came severely damaged.

    • ... Or they're a total Chinese knockoff!

    • @jelle martini Dr. Phil is a POS too.

    • But I thought he was buddy buddy with Oprah and doc Phil

    • That’s exactly right lol 😂

    • well i guess he can keep the dentist guy company...

  • Love the edge Stephen’s monologue when calling out the bs. He hits them where it hurts while making it impossible not to laugh!

    • I wonder who will have the last laugh?

  • Was at the taping and this was SO fun to see IRL. He has this energy THE entire time. From the Q&A to the thanking of the musical act

    • I'm happy that the energy is real!

    • You can tell he thrives on the attention

    • I had gotten bored watching his at home segments, but when he's in front of an audience the magic happens :)

    • Do you represent "the OP" or anything, Mr "@Neil Z."? If the answer is synonymous to ‘no’, then: Thanks but no thanks, as my query is specifically for her.

    • @Mᴥāz Kalīm if you give me $100 i'll tell you what i know

  • I think applause for “death comes for us all” pretty much sums up my level of pandemic fatigue.

    • WHEN was Omicron discovered? Seems like a year ago

    • @Bob Foster so right on the money. Death is the final inconvenience.

    • @LynnP Ok, I was too dismissive of pandemic fatigue. It's real. Who doesn't have it? My point is that death is a greater inconvenience than pandemic restrictions. "I just want it to be over" is no excuse for irresponsible behavior that threatens the lives of others.

    • @AnneMarie Bliss Gotta agree. Sadly though, it's a low bar.

    • @Tracy Tayag Ummmm? So, are you saying _you_ know the truth? And you're cheating on your partner with my partner? *headshake* Wow.

  • You know shit is bad when "Dr Oz running for office" makes you think "That's not bad! I've seen wayyy worse in the office!". This is what the world has come to.

    • @targaghjj, oh lordt! Knock on wood!!

    • I was like "At least its not Dr Phil."

    • Agreed, except that is what America has come to...and it's ridiculously embarrassing.

  • Welcome to the era of should-have-retired-years-ago tv personalities running for public office before their audiences die of old age.

    • "I still have enough fans, right? Hmm.... Oh i know! I'll run for office and find out!! Everyone will vote for me and that's how I'll know how popular i am!" Can we don't???

    • @PimpHandDuke Agreed. Ideally, social, economic, and political power would all be kept fairly separate. The more they get mixed together, the more they corrupt each other.

    • I think we should Just Say No to celebrity politicians. Hasn't worked out too well in the past.

    • Oh..... that hurts.... it's too true... and it shouldn't be. I'm beginning to think that voting shouldn't be restricted by age, but rather by maturity.... and people voting for TV personalities don't seem very mature to me.

    • Dr Oz needs to go away

  • “…lucrative career as a liar…” Thank you, Stephen Colbert. He doesn’t deserve to be held in high esteem by anyone other than those limited to only seeing everything in orange.

    • @James maddison do ya? because I'm looking at a peer review and a patent that was granted two weeks ago

    • @Russell M Not going anywhere with it. Simply pointing out people aren't mind readers. Don't say one thing when you mean another. Also pointing out youre inaccuracies. Trump said nothing about it, you can infer it all you want but he mentioned nothing about the tech. You yourself ill give you a break yeah, but the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? NO. Doesnt matter which party they belong to. Any and all about presidents of our country absolutely need to be held to a certain standard. I know about healight and know the scientific community determined its an implausible solution. As for u.v, I'm well versed in the electromagnetic spectrum and the properties of various wavelengths of light. My degree is in engineering physics. I stick with objective facts and logic, to limit self bias as much as possible (alot of work at first) not just in my work but in all aspects of my life.

    • @James maddison Where are you going with this. The whole conversation centered around an experiment where scientists were able to single out a specific wavelength of UV from the UV spectrum that isn't harmful to human cells but still has disinfectant properties. The first application they talked about was using it in hospitals to sterilize beds/rooms. Or basically anywhere. Hotels, restaurants, homes, whatever. They've used UV for that purpose for some time but only sparingly, because it was full spectrum. Now you can use it and not have to be precautious. Use it all you want. Then that carried over to another idea they called the Healight. It's a catheter (method of injection) that carries the safe wavelength of UV (the disinfectant) through the trachea and lungs. The company that wanted to develop this released their first presser about it, the day before Trump brought it up. That would be one hell of a coincidence. Sorry the man didn't put things as eloquently as a scientist, but gimme a break.

    • @Russell M "surfaces" HelloOoOOoo Talking about biologically alive tissue here numbnuts. And I said alive tissue because dead bodies often get hit with all sorts of chemicals depending on cause of death

    • @James maddison they use uv for disinfecting hospital surfaces HellOooOOoOoOoO

  • Last year, I missed Thanksgiving with my family because I had Covid; but it's good to know that that's apparently not as bad as JFK Jr. not rising from the grave to arrest Satanic pedophiles or whatever the fuck.

  • People, please, think about it. .. ... No more celebrity politicians! Okay?

    • too late. we're post-dumbed-down.

    • Please no more hateful celebrity comedian political commentators

    • So, you don't want another stint of Al Franken in Congress? Or Oprah for POTUS?

    • 👌👍❗❗❗❗❗ NO MORE CELEBRITIES✌✌💯

    • Don’t let one ruin it.

  • Only Stephen Colbert can make you laugh about some really screwed up shit going on in our country. Thank you for being able to bring some light Hartness to an otherwise terrible set of events and people

  • Steven, you make me laugh out loud all the time!! Thank you for being such a bright and happy part of my day! ❤️

  • It makes sense that Dr. Oz is a republican, because he's been distancing himself from science for decades.

    • @C Burkens haha. thread winner right there.

    • @Cam DO YOU WANNA GO DO KARATE IN THE GARAGE!?!?

    • @C Burkens Prius references are always gold.

    • @Cam oh yeah the "don't stereotype people" crowd are already branding you and I. The have already assumed all of my beliefs and I guarantee they couldn't be further from the truth. However, it's not a debate they are the same person over and over and incredibly transparent. They can think I'm a "hick" all they want and I'll smile while I drive away in my cash paid truck towing my cash paid boat that I worked hard to have and costs more than their townhouse and prius combined haha.......but I'll be listening to some Merle Haggard so maybe they're right. Either way....they latch on to whatever is convenient and the current majority.

    • @C Burkens You're not far wrong. When Uber/Lyft were first launched, free marketers lauded them because their business model challenged the cab medallion monopoly in each city, while the softheads were giddy because they were branded as ''ride-sharing." Anything "sharing" had to be good on multiple levels, right? Then, when the softheads figured out they were basically just livery companies who competed with taxis - sometimes charging less and sometimes charging more - the Left aligned themselves with Big Taxi and started whining about lack of regulations (uber drivers could be serial killers, rapists, drunk drivers, unlicenced, etc.) and that drivers were being exploited (as if anyone was forced at gunpoint to drive for Uber or Lyft). The transformation from good-to-evil in the eyes of the Left happened very quickly. Even more quickly than Bill Gates was transformed from evil monopolist to benevolent philanthropist. I remember watching Late Night With David Letterman in college for the laughs. These days, the r3tards watch Colbert, the Jimmys, The Daily Show, etc. because they think they're news programs. And then they condescendingly call us ignorant hicks.

  • Dr Oz running for office? Great, another fake reality show celebrity legislating. Just f*cking great.

    • @adam but so was Ahnold...

    • @karl tee sort of, he was a LOT ofvthings before he made his run fir président.

    • @MOOSHELLA 🫐 Q-Anon followers are Literally 100% Republicans.

    • @adam We've already seen what many people (74 million of them) considered 'pretty decent' as a president. And there were enough of those who thought that the current governor wasn't decent enough. So what we have for a voting population, isn't very well educated at all.

    • I mean it worked for Regan, wasn't he a Hollywood actor before he became president?

  • Well that's disturbing that a "doctor" who claimed you can use an AED and then walk away from the patient is trying to get into something else he's not qualified to do.

    • @mta “yEs 🤪”

    • @Floof yes

    • I guess bartender is a better qualification?

    • Trump wasn't qualified to be president. He was a stupid celebrity.

    • @александр караманов God dammit. Have my angry upvote.

  • The writers on this show are amazing!

    • @OhioSteel your time on earth is nearly up. Every republican that doesn't denounce this shit needs to be jailed. Or executed depending on how many they have harmed.

    • Or a bunch of lunatics like the rest of them....

  • As a bears fan I love hearing Rodgers get laughed at. Him and the rest of Green Bay have been laughing at us for years

    • It's funny even as a Packers fan! His response is definitely troll worthy even if he's one of my favorite players. Could have been avoided with some simple honesty...

    • Cowboys fan here, right withya💪🏼

    • Look at the bright side, you’re ahead of Detroit.

  • Whoever is feeding this Q stuff is just laughing his ass off.

    • LOL😂 They have to be! Walking a flock of sheep off a cliff 🐑

    • @5th Journey Off-Grid Homestead yup. Ron Watkins.

    • @Qbe Root WTF are you rambling on about?

    • @Qbe Root What? You’re babbling incoherently?

    • @Qbe Root What fuck are you on about?

  • 'The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.' *-Terry Pratchett*

  • Dr. Oz used to be an extremely well-regarded cardio-thoracic surgeon who was Very, Very Good at what he did. He's legitimately saved lives with conventional medicine. If only he'd stuck with being a Damn Good Surgeon and saving lives, instead of selling out and preaching lies that make people sick and/or kill them instead. All he cares about is acclaim.

    • @LucyCan As someone who struggles with mental illness, I find it extremely offensive you'd think there's nothing wrong with saying "Maybe he's crazy" as the reason Dr. Oz embraced and supported baseless and often dangerous health advice. That's ignorant and ableist as hell. Oz is not, and never has been, crazy. The Mad Scientist is a trope.

    • Sometimes science can make some people crazy. Ever heard of the mad scientist. Maybe the formerly good doctor has become one of them

    • @Drago Milosevic Crazy, no. Entirely sane. A "cat lady", you're assuming I'm a woman. Why is that?

    • @William Bravo I absolutely agree that Oz and Carson should've stuck to surgery. Absolutely. They were both brilliant in their specialties, especially Carson, and could have continued to contribute so much to the world if they'd stuck to surgery. If Oz hadn't spread false information on his show--if he'd stuck to the "first do no harm" part of the Hipocratic Oath--he could have put his knowledge and ability to reach the public to excellent use and helped millions. That's what pisses me off about Oz; he had the medical knowledge as a first line of defense and the resources to be able to research info coming in if it didn't immediately scan as hinky. He's the Anti-Doctor, in my opinion. Ben Carson should've stuck to neurosurgery, full stop. He's *not* a capable administrator or public speaker.

    • @C. Hopper 'knitting, crocheting, cross stitching, playing with cats' so you're the crazy cat lady

  • “I’d settle for cheaper gas..” ?!?! I believe you’ve covered the climate situation right? $20/gal sounds about right. Let’s just stop complaining about $3.50 while we’re choking on CO2 at 450ppb. Just a thought..

    • How out-of-touch are you? Like seriously. There are people like myself who are on a disability income with barely any other supplemental income who can't afford anything like that. Already fined and feed for everything quite enough in society. Such Notions while superficially noble are actually quite sociopathic when further evauated. Look at the cosequences to real working class people. One doesn't legislate utopia for that is dystopia. One moves closer to a better society by innovating better technologies and solutions and not punishing people for trying to survive. Did we give up the horse and buggy because someone said that they were going to penalize us if we didn't? There are better ways to change society than with a financial bludgeon.

    • That would certainly create the needed push for a switch to EV's and alternative transportation.

  • The only positive thing I can say about Dr. Oz is he performed successful open heart surgery on a friend of mine, who lived another 15 years. Otherwise, not much else to say.

    • It’s baffling to me how fools like Ben Carson and Dr. Oz can also be such absolutely brilliant surgeons and do so much to literally save lives, like your friend’s, and then throw that away for the “fame” of being a half-assed politician.

  • How many times must crazy conspiracies not happen for crazy people to not believe in them?

    • How many centuries have Christians been awaiting the second coming?

    • Just tell them “birds aren’t real”. They are government drones spying on us. They’ll run with that for a decade.

    • conspiracies not coming true is a conspiracie

    • Russia Russia Russia

    • Maybe you should read about the Philadelphia Senate race of 1993, for example

  • Saddest of all is so many of these q anon folks are just DYING for these outlandish things TO ACTUALLY BE TRUE! The fact they get bummed when these crazy things DON'T happen worries me. Pretty soon, you'll see them doing these things themselves just so they can say, "See, I told ya!"

    • Covid Culls the Crazies?

    • @Saje Williams I guess you've never read about the Philadelphia Senate race of 1993, the genesis of Rat absentee ballot fraud

    • @Crying Broken But it is describing the stages of unraveling of only one person; Person X. There is no need to introduce Person Y.

    • It's a cult. Cults are always upset when the world doesn't end and the devil doesn't abuse your momma as punishment for listening to heavy metal.

    • @SpukiTheLoveKitten75 maybe. Hopefully.

  • Only Optimus Prime can talk about “re-lighting the divine spark” without sounding suspicious. And Dr. Oz is no Optimus Prime.

    • Or Jonas Salk either!🤒😷

    • @The Smart-Casual Gamer. Flopitmus Prime.

    • Sub-optimus

    • He's not an Optimus Prime. He's not even a Rodimus Prime. He's not a Gears, a Whirl, even Thundercracker changed sides. This guy is like Spinister. Or Repugnus. Yes, I used this comment to talk about Transformers, I'm a big fan.

    • @Sig2423 We already have a Unicron. Close enough.

  • Mr Colbert is SO GOOD at his job!

    • 😂😂 where do you spawn from I’m curious

  • If you don't vote then don't complain when Mr Oz is in charge of your health care.

    • @Metal Roofing I hope you don't think you can understand the world without probability. Covid 19 is many times worse than the vaccine. This is measured. If you can't get that then you're not even being serious.

    • @Kev V The good Korean doctor talks a lot about probably this and probably that and we don't know and we need to do more studies. One thing no one knows is the long term effects of the jab. If you want to be the experiment, you are welcome to it.

    • @Metal Roofing Here this Korean doctor from South Korea does not work for Biden or the Democrats or counterfeit O'Reilly. So not grade C or Grade F info. cs-tv.org/tv/video-pJHINoHFzbY.html

    • @Metal Roofing Count them. Compair them to the population numbers of vaccinated vs unvaccinated. I know, math is hard when you could just listen to counterfeit O'Reilly. Math is important. It's how you can measure the world independent of your masters.

    • @Kev V People who cover their faces and get the jab are still getting hospitalized. Everyone who I know that didn't get the jab is just fine. We all need to make our own choices in life. All the best to you sir

  • Qanon should start a comedy show, they could keep their fans with canned laughs for the next three years. Guest stars could be Trump, the Pillow Man, Sancho Panza Giuliani and the rest of the Republicans in Congress.

    • @The football geek 23 comedians knows me, some a bit too well; It's not so thin, she was chubby. Satire is dead.

    • Does Stephen mention Chris Coumo's unethical and Andrew Cuomo's moral/unethical/illegal indiscretions so I know I can watch a fair and balanced satirical news segment?

    • No one follows qanon on the right we aren’t idiots but also they have a lot of stuff right too don’t forget that part it’s a shill made to make the truth look crazy soo there is a lot of truth

    • See?, I was invited to speak at the international dementia care conference, invited to write for two medical journals(only two accredited). My library is a work of art.. Qanon was expecting me to do something when I started. I did. Q

    • I am Amin: eamon, Â-min. Back in the EARLY 1800s, the United States had a social movement. A journalist penned it, manifest destiny but really it was a population obtaining land from the indigenous. At around that same time, two men worked for country in two ways: President Jackson pushed out the natives, a lawyer named Nicholas Trist established communication and embassy with our brown neighbors in Mexico. History, didn't quite remember the peace maker. Speaking of which, whatever part of your part of your brain that you nurture will dominate your decision making. Its physiological; I'll get into it more later but let's focus on discipline & serotonin. Decent behavior(not too agreeable, not too disagreeable, not too callow) will build serotonin, namely in the gut(I'll go in to it more later), serotonin in the brain Makes us more dominant & less aggressive-low serotonin from indecency Makes us more aggressive. There's a bunch to cover. As a consequence of being a society we learn how to behave witnessing our peers.. This is called scaffolding, or sociocultural cog dev.. Prison rewards the pathway to aggressive behavior. As the US knows it, We're building prisoners; education built on obtaining, foundation built on obtaining, community rewarded for pushing a golf cart to Dante's third circle because that whole toil of obtaining s$-t you don't need, you're ignoring the human part of your brain, atrophy and plaque develops, before that item degraded.

  • In so happy Stephen pointed out the lunacy of the travel ban in Southern Africa.

    • update, we have a new premier (state leader) in NSW, who doesn't believe in covid restrictions, only "personal responsibility", so 2 weeks on, we're now well past the point where there's any hope of eliminating it from Australia again, massive exponential growth in case numbers now! From a stable 200 a day to 2,400 yesterday & still rising (that's single state numbers, Melbourne's numbers are growing too, the rest of the country not so much yet, but can be expected to follow soon, except the state of WA, they've closed their state borders again & chosen to remain covid free, but everywhere else is now under vaccinations only for control

    • ​@A A & just to be clear, we've eliminated covid from our community completely over 20 times now. We know how to do it with relative ease & that's the procedures we're currently following with omicron. We do intend letting it run if the evidence indicates it's safe to do so, but until we have that evidence, we will eliminate it & keep it eliminated, cause there's no second chances with a variant like this if we don't contain it & get on track to elimination within the first 1-2 weeks. Your country's never eliminated covid, not even once, so very silly to say you're on teh same page as Australia or have the capacity to do as Australia is with such an infectious variant & without the entire society being conditioned to what's needed & educated on the steps every individual needs to take to make it happen & having practiced it multiple times with less infectious variants to master the skills required

    • ​@A A um no, we don't have it in our community to a point we can't eliminate it again if we choose to, we are actively working to prevent that situation occurring. Tell me, do you genome sequence EVERY case of covid you get to check for this or other variants? Do you isolate every person who has been on a flight with a positive case of this variant for 14 days regardless of their test status? How about people who have had contact with them after their arrival, such as family members? Do you put every one of them into 14 days isolation with covid testing? We do. Unless you are doing teh same, you are NOT in the same situation as Australia! You lot like to pretend Australia's doing well cause we're more isolated than you, well that's total rubbish, as the results on omicron so far are showing. We have 8 cases imported so far & in quarantine, how many cases do you have? If you're in America, with population taken into account, you should have at least 100 cases detected & in isolation so far. The reason countries like Australia consistently do so well with covid is cause we work dam hard at it! We're willing to make the sacrifices needed to maintain control, you are not! You just play politics with travel bans, we use travel bans for genuine control of covid in our country. Seriously, how many people do you have in government supervised quarantine right now? How many states have closed their borders to other states as part of your travel ban covid control management? Our situation's NOTHING like yours is!

    • @Me Here Dude, everyone is doing it for the same reasons Australia is doing it. Australia already has it in its communities as well so don't pretend the situation is any different from every other country that has introduced travel bans.

    • ​@eva tripp get a handle on it how????? What's the plan with that time created? In Australia we do actually have a plan/reason behind it, we're preventing it getting into our community while assessing the risks & if we decide it's too risky, we will then act to keep it out until we have more info & have been able to figure out what to do with it, but countries like America don't have that option! It's already in your country, well & truly spread in your community, well beyond the point of being able to reign it back in, so unless you actually have a plan as to what you will be doing with that time, that couldn't be done without the travel ban, then reality is it's pure politics & racism! You don't even have the correct countries identified as far as where it's coming in from do you! Stop buying into all the propaganda you're told without even thinking for yourself if it makes any sense at all! If you were to think about it, you would realise it does NOT make any sense at all!

  • Dr Oz, who found that losing 2% of school children as appetizing last year during the pandemic. Yeah, he'll get the vote of parents of school children after that remark. LMAO

    • of course he will. republicans always choose the worst possible and win. cause our country is the smartestest.

    • Guy’s n hole, but not what he said.

    • 2/3% !! We’d have lost dozens here in my town by his ok!

  • Congress would be perfect for Dr. Oz. He has a lot of experience using his education and communication skills to advocate for those who pay him.

    • I think he has to wait a few more years before dementia has reached the required minimum-progression for congress.

  • Stephen you national treasure! -Thanks for all the comedy delivering the news x

  • Love love love Stephen Colbert’s monologues!

  • Those Qanuts sure do have some critical thinking skills. It only takes about 400 baseless predictions not coming true for them to become skeptical.

    • Them??? So far it’s only one (lol) but that’s a start.

    • @diamondsmasher lizards always are slippery aren't they

    • To be fair, have you ever tried rounding up an elite cabal of Satan worshipping pedophiles? Slippery bastards.

    • 'too'.

    • sceptical maybe, but he still responded to that by writing to the head conspiracy maker, so it's not doing to well at this scepticism thing lol

  • Well that's disturbing that a "doctor" who claimed you can use an AED and then walk away from the patient is trying to get into something else he's not qualified to do.

    • @Misty Benefield :,) All sarcasm aside, I'd say Dr. Oz is an idiot. ...except after decades, he's still "earning" money bilking people, so he's got SOMEthing figured out.

    • @zedmelon Please let that be snark.

    • Dude, pay attention and quit picking on the good doctor. AED: *_Automated_* external defibrillator. You're _supposed_ to walk away.

  • The writers nailed this one, give that group a bonus!

  • "I'd settle for cheaper gas", says millionaire Stephen Colbert... Ahh I love it when they try to connect with their audience on the same level.

  • I love when Stephen hands off his imaginary props 🤣

  • I have been rewatching The X Files and Qanon got all their material and beliefs from that show.

    • @HighStimulation I’ve been very disappointed to learn both how poor the research skills and the emotional intelligence is in our country. Quite sad.

    • better than if it was from the last season of game of thrones tho

    • @Diana B there totally are. 99.97% of em', I'd say.

    • It's all just a mix of pop culture, sci-fi, religion, and older conspiracies

    • I read it was originally a joke and a grift making fun of boomers. Apparently there’s a lot of dumb people out there.

  • Oh good Lord....as someone from Pennsylvania, let me just say, New Jersey can keep Dr. Oz.

    • @cmconley33 and in a surprise twist that trash isn’t Chris Christie

    • W?e don't want him either give him to Taxass! PLEASE!

    • New Jersey has apparently run out of landfill space and is trying to ship some of their trash here.

    • Very, very much seconded. PA has enough crazy people, we don't need another one, especially not that one.

  • I love the Q files that just cracked me up so much. Maybe one of them will run for Senate who knows. At this rate anyone can run for Senate and be elected. I think my neighbor wants to run for Senate. He works at a garage as a mechanic I think he'd make a good senator. I was always told that people in government have to have a lot of experience to be a senator or a congressman. Apparently someone lied to me. 🤔🤔

  • As a Pennsylvanian, I can say with confidence, you are correct!

  • Oh my God, that bit about Quetzalcoatl's birthday is the best joke I've ever heard on late night television. Bravo.

  • The distopian Disney joke made me smile and clap my hands….thank you, Mr. Colbert😀

  • I didn't think QAnon fans were capable of learning. The more you know.

    • given he wrote to trump about it, I'd say your original thinking was correct

  • The part I find amusing is that the Greek letter "X" would actually be pronounced more like the "Ch" in Chlamydia. It's the first letter of "Christ" and it's why you see Christmas shortened to Xmas.

    • I don't even care if that's true...have an upvote anyway!

  • "Astrological signs may reveal a great deal about your health." - Mehmet Oz "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." - Carl Sagan

  • I can't wait to see how the Q-Anon crowd and other right-wing Evangelicals in Pennsylvania (or New Jersey -- whatever) react when they find out that Mehmet Oz is a Muslim who practices transcendental meditation.

    • @Craig McGuinn Given it's origins in the white supremacy movement it's likely that believers in QAnon are more suspicious of Asians than Europeans since Asians are less likely than Europeans to be judged white.

    • @KINDNESS FIRST but would it freak Qanon people more if Oz was from Europe or Asia

    • @Craig McGuinn 95% of Turkey is in Asia but it's true that Turkey is one of the five Asian nations that are partly in Europe. The Q Anon people are suspicious of Europeans as well.

    • @KINDNESS FIRST part of western Turkey is in Europe though…so we know if Mehmet oz is from that part of Turkey

    • Not to mention his being a citizen and military veteran of an Asian nation (Turkey).

  • People used to joke that purging Republicans are a legitimate form of self-defense. Sadly Its not a joke anymore :(

    • It must be done. Will it be millions? Yes. But it must be done or they will end humanity in a fit of self-righteous rage.

  • Of course, the departure of doubters will just make the hardcore true Believers more confident in their rightness and convinced of theIr specialness.

  • "I told a few of my awake friends..." So he didn't tell any of his cataleptic friends?

  • That hoagie joke made me laugh way more then it should have.

  • The writers on this show are so damn good

  • "How's it look Doc?" "Not very good. Mercury is in U'r-anus." "I don't believe that astrology crap." "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

    • It took one second too long for me to catch that. So, just 2 seconds. I snorted with envious laughter. Gotta remember that one! Perfect!

    • This wins!

    • lol, good one 😂

    • Ba-doom-doom TISH!

    • Holy crap. I laughed way too hard at this.

  • There's nothing like the realization that as a member of society a person in America is nothing but a statistic. As long as the economy's running and the death rate is acceptable well that's life. Take care everybody. Just a matter of concern not a matter of panic.

  • Stephen, more sound effects please......that was hilarious, especially, the unexpected cat meow at the end...

  • AHAHA The Coffee Bean Pills! I will never forget that one! My friend was helping me move when his mother called him to ask where and how fast can she get the Coffee Bean Pills and why he never told her about them (he's a GP) it took him about 5 minutes just to get her to slow down enough to even understand what she was talking about before he had found out she had been reading or watching something about these pills and Dr Oze recommending them as they are a "well known weight loss aide among doctors" (or something like that) and she was totally under the impression my friend had been holding out on her about these pills...

  • I’m going to take a wild guess not hearing about Dr Oz until now that since he was joked about he is running as a Republican?

  • I’m to the point where I think it’s morally wrong to attempt to stop our CoupAnon friends from eventually going full Jonestown. Their body their choice, am I right?

    • Hopefully they’ll drink the real KoolAid.

    • @Ika Ayu lying troll

    • If they keep it to themselves cool just as long as they don't pull what the Japanese version did in the 90s

    • As long as they don't also go full Y'all-Qaeda and forcibly "rapture" as many people with them as possible.

    • @Ika Ayu troll

  • 8:30 So PA voters get to decide whether or not I get to have my "divine spark" reignited? I'm a California boy and this rubs me the wrong way. They need to mind their own divine sparks.

  • One of his best “ Intro’s” yet! Made my day! 😂

  • I genuinely appreciate that Colbert picks on Biden just as much as the former guy even though Biden is a far better person. Can't wait for people to get mad at that.

    • @Andrew Dimitriou people who are up the former guy's butt because I used the term "better person"

    • Who do you think would get upset?

  • Awesome opening Stephen! One of the best!

  • When they find out about Santa they will feel even more sorry for themselves.

  • What gets me is they haven't figured out that Trump likes them young. Like most guilty people they talk about other's

    • @ping pong champion USA '17 Wow, that’s a pretty long list. It must have taken a while to write all that out. I, for one, applaud you.

    • @ping pong champion USA '17 please, please please, PLEASE.send this or contact me so you can mail it to me. I wanted/ need to rescue my brother ( mid 70' s ) from the bizarre denial and conspiracy's he's fallen into. Also several fairly rabid seniors who always saye " Show me where... " And try to bludgeon us with arguments.

    • I mean they've actively fought with real child trafficking organizations so it doesn't seem like they care that much about real kids being hurt. It's more about those blonde haired middle class fantasy children, we have to protect them.

    • @Boz Bozman bless your heart.

    • Does Stephen mention Chris Coumo's unethical and Andrew Cuomo's moral/unethical/illegal indiscretions so I know I can watch a fair and balanced satirical news segment?

  • An office friendship that turns to romance is often followed by a trip to HR.

    • @Debra Starr 21 years ago it was ok to ask a coworker out. Now it’s a crime.

    • Or 21 years of bliss married to my husband….

    • @Deborah Schuler underrated comment 😆

    • @Kathleen Ferguson lol

    • Home Room?

  • They can't be that awake if they still buy in to that Qanon garbage.

    • 🎯

    • They're more awake in that "awake for 72 hours straight hallucinating" sense

    • @MOOSHELLA 🫐 are you high?

    • @MOOSHELLA 🫐 copy pasting troll with no facts.

    • No one follows qanon on the right we aren’t idiots but also they have a lot of stuff right too don’t forget that part it’s a shill made to make the truth look crazy soo there is a lot of truth

  • Scientific facts are actually generated inside laboratories not in TV shows, with non scientific writers and hosts. Findings also take time to generate unless it comes from con men.

    • hmm did you ever watch the tv show "person of interest"? They created a scifi world where there was a machine watching every person's every action - they Snowden revealed it was in fact science not science fiction lol

    • It's true! I saw a scientific fact generator on display at the Franklin Institute! While some science does indeed take place within a laboratory, a lot of scientific exploration and discovery takes place in nature itself. Findings can take place in an instant, like a Eureka! moment in a bath. What takes time is confirmation.

  • Great job Stephen, good stuff brother

  • Yeah, like not living in the state has any bearing on whether one can run for the Senate. Utah has one Senate seat specially reserved for out of state Senators. Orrin Hatch (Utah Senator from Pittsburg, PA) held it for over 40 years before relinquishing it to Mitt Romney (Utah Senator from Boston, MA). Give me a break from "visiting" Senators!

  • Thank you so much for pointing out the insanity of the travel bans. It is so cruel and unnecessary, for nations that have endured the UK travel bans in the past for months on end resulting in economic ruin and of no benefit to the world community, as stated by WHO

    • meanwhile in Australia, the country's doing great under 2 years of travel bans

    • Yeah. They clearly have not been effective.

  • The Taft and Red October movie joke is underrated.

    • As a fat guy the Taft joke was definitely funny

    • He doesn't dumb down his jokes and that's why his monologues are the best on late night

    • Truth, dude. coincidentally just re-watched the Hunt for Red October, this weekend. Gnarly how young everybody looked.

  • i love the qanon updates. Always curious what they'll believe next

    • @ForageGrassPause2GotoLoop 1) "Kicked out" is not an accurate summation. 2) "Afraid to distance themselves" is an assumption and is intended to be all inclusive? No. 3) "The most left leaning" would be the communists who call themselves "democratic socialists." You make it sound like you wouldn't mind living in a communist society like China, or Russia. Only poor people are willing to trade their freedom for a bowl of gruel and a tent on the sidewalk.

    • @Ted Unguent William Buckley kicked out the John bircher extremists. Modern conservative politicians are afraid to distance themselves from the extremists. The most left leaning American politicians would be center-left in any other first world democracy

    • @Judith Gannon only visited San Diego in the 80s. It was nice. I liked it a lot. Glad you survived the previous hard times.

    • @Jacqueline Callejas when I lived in San Diego in the 70s, mocking birds did the dive attacks during nesting season. They ripped hair out of my cat, I had to run to my car, and a neighbor went to his car with a tennis racket, swatting at them. Then there was 3 weeks of sand flea season in the summer, when I wore a flea collar around my ankle in bed. But otherwise, it was as my mother called it, "Paradise on earth."

    • @themoonformending OH, please. It's German for "saint". Yes, we have a Saint Claus, which is a normal man's name in German, Swedish, and Norsk.

  • +1 for the writers room today. Outstanding!

  • "An evil corporation in a dystopian future that owns your childhood memories?" That sounds like the plot of Johnny Mnemonic.

  • I know Omicron is just basically "O" in Greek but it seriously does sound like the one the tin foil hat crowd has been waiting for as far as the name is concerned

  • Oh, for Pete's sake Stephen, please don't insult the ones who are starting to doubt the conspiracies. It just drives them back to the people who don't make fun of them: the conspiracy-theorists :/

    • @Tangarisu :/ No. For multiple reasons. 1) being a sucker doesn't seem to be genetically controlled. 2) Killing your way to a solution doesn't really solve much. 3) Choosing to be a tyrant corrupts oneself. 4) Killing people is wrong. 5) I am not an aggressor. In self-defense, even terrible things may be justified, but to willfully steer things towards violence and destruction is immoral. 6) Even if I don't know how to make the situation better, that doesn't mean it can't be remedied. I have an obligation not to make it appreciably worse.

    • @darknightoftroy then need to be jailed or removed from society. Those that fight shoot them. Burn this rubbish from our genome and civilization already 😑

    • They need to executed

    • I am so tired of the nonsense that I can't bring myself to care if the nuts recover or not. I would have to believe there would be something of value worth saving for me to devote any further emotional energy to saving them.

    • If he's writing to trump to report the conspiracy theories, then I really don't think he's in a place where he can be pulled out of the conspiracy zone!

  • In the future today’s kids if they survive this pandemic will tell their grandchildren “yes it was a crazy time and yes the idiots were my neighbors and you great uncle….”

  • Stephen is so much happier in front of his audience. :-)

  • As I learned from the Wizard of Oz, anyone with Oz in their name cannot be trusted!

  • 00:56 small correction btw, in case it hasn't already been mentioned. 'Xi' in this case refers to the Greek Letter, which is usually pronounced "Ksi" or "Zai" (in modern greek). Although saying "Zhi" is understandable as most people will have encountered "Xi" only as the asian name rather than the greek letter...same spelling different language different pronounciation.

  • If I was ever crazy enough to run for the Senate, it would be in a literal sense.

  • "So, Disney?!" Almost at the John Oliver burn grade, although it's not his business daddy.

    • I couldn't help but think of John Oliver when they mentioned the STD, given the koala ward named after him :)

  • I can remember a simpler time when chlamydia didn't have a name yet and was called 'non-gonococcal urethritis' or 'non-specific urethritis',; and AIDS hadn't been invented yet, and the biggest fear was herpes, and we didn't have computers in our pockets.

  • 'The truth is out there; the lies are inside your head.' (attributed to anon, but last quoted by the late Sir Terry Pratchett)

    • @Kai Thoren Fawkes Years ago unfortunately. He and Neil are two of my favorite modern authors. They always seemed to compliment each other well, like two sides of the same coin.

    • I really like Pratchett! He worked very well with Neil Gaiman to make Good Omens. I hadn't realized he had passed away 😥

    • Damn, I miss that magnificent bastard. The world has a little less humor and wit since he passed.

  • 3:53 One person clapped one time until they realized no one else was going to clap 🤣

  • I blame Oprah for boosting Dr Oz, Dr Phil and Iyanla's shady profiles.

  • By the end of november I too have lost faith in my ISP promises about finally connecting us to the optic fibre network ["it should happen by mid October" , they told us]... Sometimes, reality just imposes itself.

  • It's already in the US, the entry testing is just more lax than in those European countries that have reported cases.

    • of course it is! I mean there's already 7 cases in Australia ffs! Australia doesn't even allow non-citizens into the country, hasn't for 2 years & no-one's been allowed out of the country for 2 years either, so very few people travelling in, so if Australia has 7 cases already, just imagine how many are really in a large, open country like America by now! & btw Canada & Australia are both finding cases are coming from Nigeria, which isn't on the travel ban list!

    • And you have to have another vaccine to be vaccinated against it. Get in Line!

    • True. One will never know because there is always 'incubation period' sloppy/lax people can hide behind OR lab results not foolproof either. 💐

  • The Q-anon variant gives you hallucinations and questionable expectations of the deceased...

    • @George Morenstein lmfao

    • @MOOSHELLA 🫐 But you don't call them out either. Hmm I wonder why that is? And which side would get benefitted if Qs predictions were actually followed through? Yonder I wonder...

    • @ferox965 If one sticks to only one news channel you will only get one perspective. It's better that all news channels and all people in media report the truth. Don't you think? Or do you prefer the visual and audio segregation?

    • @The football geek 23 Stick to Fox.

    • Does Stephen mention Chris Coumo's unethical and Andrew Cuomo's moral/unethical/illegal indiscretions so I know I can watch a fair and balanced satirical news segment?

  • Stephen is cool. Thanks for keeping shit real.

  • Oh yeah, Dr Oz!!!! More nuts in the government is what we need, right?

  • The writing on that Dr Oz part is exceptional!

  • Settle for cheaper gas?!? Stephen! You already have the cheapest gas on the continent!! If it were any cheaper they would have to give it away for free!! Here in Vancouver, B.C. we've been paying the equivalent of $5 USD per US gallon for Regular all year!!

  • This one was executed perfectly

  • Bit of misinformation in this one - the new Omicron variant hasn't been discovered to be less mild - that suggestion was from a single GP and shouldn't be taken as read. We still don't know enough about it!