Secrets of the Avocado

čas přidán 24. 08. 2023

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  • This is legit the most believable of all the edits you've done.

    • Fr

    • You shoulda seen the look on my face when I cut a pit in half ... 🤡

    • I was about to check it to but then i saw who released this video LEGENDRY

    • I did the same and i feel bamboozled...@earthwormandruw

    • @earthwormandruwthis is why you don’t do things the internet says 😂

  • This video is the definition of never trust anything you see online

  • For anyone wondering. No, dont eat the inside of an avocado seed.

    • So this video is not true?

    • @Nandakoinit’s not

    • ye this video was a joke :D

    • it won't affect you but you shouldn't eat it often because it does contain cyanide (not enough to harm you) but it does need to be researched more😵‍💫@Nandakoin

    • @ilovecake ihatecake I thought it was real xD.. thanks for telling me this

  • Someone bout to get hurt trying to cut their avocado pits

    • I instantly had the same thought!

    • Hold on I'll get the popcorn avocado plant I have and we can watch

    • natural selection

    • Yeah, one thing is to put this on a video were it's OBVIOUS it's a joke, another one is to have it out of context. If the algorithm catches up you may risk injuring someone.

    • @frenchiveruti not his fault

  • He almost certainly sent at least one person directly to the ER with this life hack

    • Wh-why do you go to the hospital, whats inside an avocado pit

    • @Katrina Rose bad stuff

  • Editor needs a raise I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BLOW UP WTH

    • thats not even editing skills. hes literally just covering the entire pit with his hand and lets you assume it's there

    • The editor did nothing

    • Totally 😂

    • @ATCH I just copied some NPCs cause I want troll somebody

    • What if you’re the editor from a fake account

  • Single-handedly responsible for 10 thumbs being cut off

  • Never in history has there ever been more avocado pits cut open than at this moment.

  • Fun fact: if you swallow an avocado pit, 3 weeks later you'll be able to regurgitate a fully-regrown avocado

  • My hand surgeon wife explained to me the other day that they already have named a certain palm slashing/stabbing injury the Avocado injury, which has to do with the blade sliding uncontrollably to the side on the nut. Please don't give people ideas to make it worse. 😅

    • Ill never understand people not knowing how to cut an avocado

    • The cutting is not so much the issue. The issue is how to take out the nut. Many people use the tip of the knife and that is where it slides away uncontrollably, resulting in stabbing the palm of the hand.

    • I have heard this is a common injury but I've been cutting/eating avocado daily for years and never even vaguely had a problem with this. Maybe if the avocado is way too young and is rock solid? But even then it's just so dumb

  • You sent 100 people to the emergency room.. right there.

  • this was so smooth that even though I'm a chef and have cut hundreds of avocados I still had a moment of doubt.

    • Thats just sad. Im a kid and have only cut a few avocados and even i couldn’t be fooled to believing something like this

    • @Cezear R wow cool bro.

    • ​@Cezear Rthats crazy

    • @Cezear Ryou want a medal?

    • @joe-y mama only if its a gold one

  • Thanks chat for saving a lot of lives.

  • The amount of people you hospitalized after this short 😬

  • And if you cut the bit where you found more avocado, there’s even more avocado in there. It’s essentially a loophole of infinite avocado.

  • you gonna be the reason someone's mom is in the ER

  • They say you learn something new everyday!

  • 372 people are about to go in for stitches after trying to cut open an avocado pit

  • DO NOT do this unless you want to die by avocado

  • fingers missing, accidental punctured lungs, widespread cyanide poisoning! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

  • It always surprises me how many people have so much free time on their hands.

    • You included for watching this.

    • ​@Varga Alexandrufr 10 seconds is so much free time

    • they won’t have time on their *hands* anymore once they cut their fingers off attempting this video

    • Who are you talking about?

  • we making it to the hospital with this one🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • The stuff inside is delicious! It's called Odacova and is a popular delicacy in a town in Mexico called Te Estoy Mintiendo. They make a dish called Guacamoldy which is basically just an aged and fermented guacamole made with odacovas

  • And every time I open a bottle of wine... uh... there's another bottle of wine in the fridge. MAGIC!!!

    • What

    • don't please

    • dude same everytime i drink a bottle of vodka, more magically appears. must be the polish from within

    • It’s called alcoholism

    • funny, when I open a bottle of wine I seem to just skip to next morning with a headache and a few missed calls! Must be a glitch

  • Bro got the "ULTRA INSTINCT EDIT SKILLS" cuz it's cap👏👏

  • You're going to get a lot of people cutting their hands trying to chop the pit of an avocado

  • Someone is about to get the most delicious medical bill

    • Why?

    • @No Namemost people don’t know how to handle knives because they probably don’t realize that their knives are dull and the pit can be a little hard so they’re more than likely to cut themselves

    • @No Name The inside of the pit is not "more avocado" nor is it very good for you. It contains persin (a fungicidal toxin also found in the plant), tannins (a type of polyphenol that interferes with the digestion of proteins), and cyanogenic cycosides (which can be dangerous in larger quantities).

    • @Bogdan Barbu thank you for that random guy on internet i will in fact not be eating the pit of an avocado

  • I've been a fan of this channel for years. Love this❤

  • I always surprise me how little it take to surprise someone 🤫

  • OMG. YES! I love how my steaks have a whole damn cow inside the gristle. It is amazing!! Truly a bang for ya buck!

  • I like how the avocado pit was a light brown color but when he cuts it, now the pit is very dark and has shrank in size.

  • Instructions unclear; I tried the same with cherry seeds cuz I can’t afford avocados.

  • What this avocado needs .........more avocado. - Christopher Walken

    • Holy shit...saying this, with his voice...AVA--CADO

  • dont do this, avocado pits (or any fruit with pits for that matter) contain cyanide, which will kill you if ingested

  • it always surprises me that people like the taste of avocados

  • I finally got a pit open! High four!!

  • Please post more like this ....thank you

  • Bruh the last video i had was speedrunning shorts and this was the exact first video joe had lol😂

  • "Crush it, don't cut it" - HP part 6

  • Lala needs to see this video 📸😂😂

  • Yup it tastes delicious, you guys definitely missing out 😊

  • People losing fingers trying to cut open pits right now!

    • Lol Fr

    • I finally got one cut in half! Yeaaa high four!

    • Classic gullibility test

    • ​@earthwormandruw4? Lucky I can only give high 3s max now! Rip righty...

    • @Godzilla Aww man that sucks! I'd make the thumbs down gesture . . . but well um, you know . . .

  • These people really care about that little bit of avocado 🥑

  • my dad saw this video last week and he's was so excited to see if this was true and he cut several avocados open looking for more avocado and my mom wont let him live it down

  • It always surprises me how few people seem to know that if you cut open a pit of an avocado there's a bit more chance to cut off your finger for no extra avocado.😂

    • Well TECHNICALLY, if you try this with a rotten avocado, it's safe. And the seed's inside might actually be mushy too... ... But I'd rather lose a finger at this point.

    • Theres a bit of extra avocado though

    • Extra avocado with red sauce 😏😏

    • ​@GreyPunkWolf you guys just need to sharpen your knives. A super sharp knife shouldn't have a hard time with anything organic

  • Hidden gems and easter eggs in this video game called life.

  • Many people say that the Japanese will pay up to $34/kg for guacamole made from the pit.

  • Man, I've followed you for YEARS, and tbis had me ready to douvt my avocado pitting ability so fast

  • As someone who grow up picking organic avocados in my backyard, if I find avocado inside the pit of the avocado, I will stopping eating avocados

  • Never thought there would be avocado yolk

  • I always just eat the pit raw. Crunchy with a creamy fill, a bit like a praline.

  • Often times these seeds have a bit of poison in it to protect themselves…

  • The comments section is legit god 🙌🏻

  • The avocado pit also has its own avocado pit with a little more avocado

  • Truly surprises me how few people actually know 😂

  • It’s poisonous, not enough to hurt you in small quantities, but it’s also NOT more avocado.

  • Always run to the comments before the kitchen!

  • Be careful those pits will make your guacamole extra red if your not too cautious lol it’s about to have your blood sweat and tears if you do it wrong

  • Please don't tell my mom, the avocado is enough

  • "Infinite" Avocado Glitch

    • Then u cut the pits pit for more avocado

    • It’s called a tree

    • Yeah there might be a seed inside the main seed💀

    • Akshuly this is finite 🤓☝🏽

    • bro just discovered seeds and farming

  • And it's even more surpising that most of people don't know that if you cut your foot's little finger it will grow again in a few days.

  • Even the California Avocado Commission writes on its website that it does not recommend the consumption of the avocado pit: "The seed of an avocado contains elements that are not intended for human consumption.

  • I know someone is gonna be stupid and hurt themselves trying to cut open an avocado pit.

    • I actually find it way easier to do on my table saw, gotta take the blade guard off tho to really get in there. I'd give this comment a thumbs up, but ... well you seee ...

    • @earthwormandruw Oh god 😂😂

    • Since that would be me, here is the comment.🎉

    • @earthwormandruwthat’s hilarious😂

  • Peaches and Plums could learn a thing from Avocados.

  • Just laughed telling myself there's no way I'll be tempted to try this 😅

  • never cut a pit of an avacado but when i saw the comments, i realised i was dumb, ok bro you got me 😔

  • remember that when poisoned by potassium cyanide the most effective measure is to get sodium nitrate intravenously, but without a hospital nearby sugary items should help a bit until you can get to the ER. although avacado pits contain this, it's too small of an amount to really do anything to you, pursin is the real problem......

  • Nothing like harvesting those tender baby avocado hearts...💚

    • It's a delicacy next to the sweet juicy core of an anvil

    • that sweet sweet adrenocado

  • I must admit, I fell for it for a split second 😢 Then I remembered i grow avocado trees (plants) indoors

  • In case you did not know, it was a chestnut, not an avocado's seed

    • Nah, chestnut don’t have such thick shell

    • it's a banana

    • Bro it’s a boiled egg

    • @PVT_DAN super hard boiled

    • ​@PVT_DAN yeah, my first thought was "it looks like egg yolk"

  • i was genuinely going to do this until i read the comment section

  • I grew up with an avocado tree in my yard so I know this is.... Ah just forget it.

  • I have a literal mini avocado tree on my desk right now and even i had doubts.

    • a bonsai?

    • @Levi's world no no no, a propagated avo seed , she is struggling with hair loss so she has only 3 leaves rn. (Please pray for my child)

  • So glad I read the comments. I really thought there was more avocado inside

  • I have cut open so many avocado pits in my life and I still believed this for a half second.

  • My ex-girlfriend severed a nerve in her finger cutting an avocado. She had surgery, but never regained sensation in the finger. The surgeon said avocados were the most common factor in serious finger injuries. Always cut away from your hand. *EDIT* In response to the unkind comments, she's a highly skilled cook and is an all-round intelligent person (she is a university lecturer with a PhD). We're all human and it could happen to any of us in a momentary lapse of concentration.

    • Dam is this how people normally cut them? I just cut from the center to the pit and turn till it's cut all around.

    • Another thing is, like shown in this video, you don't even need a sharp knife to cut an avocado

    • ​@Shadow Dicesharp knives trump dull ones

    • Na, just don’t be a drunk… it ain’t hard to cut stuff if you’re sober

    • As a Mexican this information is even difficult to digest... I think in Mexico you would be seen as dumb if you get injured while cutting an avocado, it seems so simple

  • I'm pretty sure, if they cut your head, they also find Avocado inside.

  • I did not know and knowing is half the battle 😂😂😂

  • as a aspiring botanist i am crying

    • can u explain?

    • As a kitchen knife enthusiast i'm crying as well.

    • @badabooman avocado's pit does not have avocado in it, the pit is the seed and seeds do not have fruit

  • Just watched a video of someone taking this video seriously and then driving to a supermarket to buy one avocado just to test this😂

  • When you cut open a sauce bottle that's still bloody source in it

  • If i hadnt accidentally split the seed in the past I might have been gullible enough to believe the seed had a soft center. Great edit lmao

  • ooh you learn something everyday that you have to unlearn immediately right after

  • As someone that grew up and still lives on an avocado ranch, this is cap Edit: spelling

  • The dedication to the skit is incredible, 10/10 editing

  • Give this guy a medal...!!

  • I found gold nuggets inside it..thankyou for for the tips,im buying all the avocados now.!!!

  • Keep up the good work I literally cry when I see the masterpieces you’ve created on this channel. You deserve an Oscar even though this ain’t a movie

  • Not me finding my nearest avocado

  • I know, and my mom scolded me for being stupid cutting it half and part of my hands bleed too after since i slice some of my hands a little too🤣. It's very hard and if your not careful enough sure you will lovely regret that later 😂

  • "Avocados from mexico!"(Now with 10% more avacado per avocado) Good edit man lol

  • i watch this as im drinking my avocado juice

  • It's part of the avocado but it's not the same but I do make tea out of the avocado pit and there's more nutrients in the pit than the rest of the avocado what I've come to do research on just make sure you add lemon and honey to get the bitterness out

  • It always surprises me how few people seem to know that if you take an apple and cut into its seed, there’s another apple inside🤯🤯🤯

  • It alwas surprises me how many people don't know that if you cut a human's skull open, there is another tiny human inside.

  • The way grocery prices are, we're all need to be busting our seeds

  • It always surprises me how few people seem to know that if you cut open the pit of a banana, there's a bit more banana inside there.

    • It always surprises me how few people seem to know that if you cut open the pit of a tomato, there's a bit more tomato inside there.

    • I always wondered why my dad kept a pit of bananas in the backyard. I guess if you cut it open, there would be a banana in there. And monkey skeletons.

    • It always surprises me that so few people seem to know that if you cut open the pit of a peach, there's a bit more peach in there

    • long live the bananas, 'cause there's no bone inside !!!

    • Damn so all this time I’ve been eating just the peel for nothing ??

  • Bro really dug out the seed for this 😂

  • Someone was actually going to buy an avocado to try this if not for the comments section

  • Dude just gaslit so many people 😂