čas přidán 24. 03. 2023
FYI the purpose of this video is satire and comedy, and I do not intend to disrespect or deprecate content creators featured in this short, I just wanted to shorten some aspects of their videos for my fellow ADHD shorts users. All of the content creators are hard-working and creative individuals and I really enjoy their content, so I highly recommend subscribing to them.
Background MC parkour footage: @Ozercraft86 - check the actual speedrun god out
Also I obviously skip a lot of details about certain topics in the vid, so if you are interested in learning more you can find the featured vids below:
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This man is probably the nicest person I have ever seen on youtube, calling us all cute
The frog is real but it is closer to the Camera than we are
It's especially nice because I'm Irish....
"...but who the hell is this guy"
As an Irish guy, I see this as an absolute win
As an Irish person, the list wasn’t wrong. At least based off my mating group but beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess.
@Non-BinaryCup I'm English but I love Ireland :D
I’m Irish too, and looking out my window and seeing orange lassies with eyelash extensions that can cause hurricanes that list isn’t wrong
@M4YH3M okay that's true lmfao
@M4YH3M 10k worth of pennys hanging off them
This man is helping in reducing our attention span lol
The frog wasn’t cgi, it was a depth perception trick. The frog was up closer to the camera than he was
yea weirdly lazy
Ye, and I don't get why this guy had to speedrun that video
@BionapseBlamed thats the whole point of the short boy
it is cgi. just look at the difference between both frogs, also in the short many people also say it’s cgi.
Damn that dude really ruined how attractive I think I am (I’m from Ireland/Northern Ireland 🇮🇪) but you are very kind for saying we are all cute 🥰
Don't listen to some internet dues opinion, Joe is right
Don't think negatively about yourself. Let stupid people do it for you.
when u said that lithunians were beautiful my heart literally melted i did not expect that thank you
U got a hello kitty pfp we already knew u were attractive bro dw
@Eren yaeger LOL THANK YOU
@cloudiqi of course
as a man who doesnt cheat, im currently watching a beautiful man speedrun youtube shorts in order to get over my recent breakup
Don’t give up, bud 😊
It'll be okay bro👍
You got this shit man
Be strong brother, your amazing!
a beautiful man watching another beautiful man, what kings. youll get through it bro, dont worry. keep that chin up, head high, and carry on with strength
Nice transition back to the start. Very smooth and respectable
I’m South Korean and… why? Beauty standards are different for everyone. Some people think tall people are pretty, some don’t. Why should someone’s beauty standard make us, *“unattractive”?*
Can't tell of you got offended on their behalf or are trying to preach.
@lightcrown777 lol I got so offended😂
bro your country has some of the most beautiful people in the world
Well that's South Korean standards(in a good manner)
tbh i dont agree with that ranking 😭 in the past, when i’ve visited korea, i’ve seen genuinely some of the prettiest (any gender) people i’ve seen in my life. obv i was mostly in seoul, so since fashion, makeup, surgery etc. played a larger part, but still.
“one of the most unattractive countries is South Korea” Literally all my classmates simping for Koreans: 👁️👄👁️
It was probably as bait
@Sameed Chowdhury no, there is a reason South Korea has people having plastic surgery as common as shopping
@Stonks Agent yep there you go. Compare those cringe bts boys to your average overwatch pros. They look much different
@Federal Investigation Yeah but to be fair thats comparing models to gamers. That applies to every country. Just because the over watch gamers do not look like a super model doesn’t mean that all of korea looks like them.
the end was smooth as fuck man 🍷🗿
fr i’m surprised no ones really talking about it
That's why knights wore thick padding under the chainmail armour to protect against blunt hits.
Oh shit that ending, these loops are pure perfectio
the end 👌
Yea I do see you everywhere
Bro it's a Steven Universe song that brings back memories
Bro tryna get that Saul Goodman drip 💀
Now he's getting the Ace Attorney community involved. He's not just the clown, he's speedrunning youtube shorts
Btw, the frog isn’t cgi, it’s just perspective. He puts the frog really close to the camera, so that’s why it looks so big.
Oh come on the first part looks super CGI
@MioYakiYama I've seen the short, it's not CGI
The first part is definitely cgi then it's real
Look at the table, it's a real table and not a platform, when he picks it up the table changes
as an indian who already has dealt with internalised racism, i'm so happy that these (probably racist rich people-funded) 'scientific' studies are absolutely confirming everything i've felt towards myself for the past decade since i gained conscience 💞 i love this guy tho, he's so wholesome edit: british indian 😭
Dang that ending was smooth af. The loop is immaculate
I’m pretty sure Dumpy is a real frog recorded up close to the camera. He’s just chillin.
Yep, it's a perspective thing, not CGI
But isn't a dumpy a girl
@nagito's coat it's a frog who cares
Yeah dude lied
@Harry nope he just used perspective or am I not accualy understanding the comment u made
Actually, the frog wasn't CGI. It was an illusion he used by putting a platform right in front of the camera that looked like and lined up with the table so that the frog was much, much closer to the camera than it's owner.
"Stay strong, brothers. Our mission is- Speeeedrunning shorts."
Quite possibly the most perfect loop on yt
Hehe goo joke
It wasnt even a loop...
@mhm okay nice job sherlock 👍
@mhm okay it was lmao
ireland has some of the hottest goddamn women on earth
We need this man on the LATAM community
"Top ugliest persons are South Koreans-" Alright, tell me if I'm wrong but the average cashier there is a supermodel 💀 Edit: Beauty is subjected to the person, and a lot of Korean males look quite feminine, which is quite different from the normal beauty standards of the west. Also, giving that most of you are saying that it's all plastic surgery, (despite actual Koreans saying otherwise) then we just going to forget that the US has also one of the highest plastic surgery rates worldwide? Are we all just going to say they are ugly? No. Same with Koreans. Doesn't mean because some get plastic surgery that everyone should be subjected to being ugly or beautiful.
@joshwaroy4731Is there something wrong about that?
Don’t forget us brits 🇬🇧🤓☕️
Joshwa Roy damn right 🏴 🇬🇧
Watching the best guy ever speedrun CS-tv shorts so we don't have to
Bro this guy is a national treasure
South Korea being on that list is all because of South Koreans judging themselves too hard due to their harsh beauty standards. It's actually really sad.
They did that to themselves, You reap what you sow
Being in south korea doesnt seem very great, especially when it's normal to study 16 hrs a day.
@Your_favourite_fearless_heeeeero 16 hours is not the normal. it's more like 15 lol. And yes, the standard her is way to high. Also if you are wondering about why the standard studying time is so high korean are real competitive so the put there kids through a lot of deferent hagwons( small one to two hour classes) and put them in them from school end to Ether 6 or 9pm
SOUTH KOREANS ARE NOT UGLY AT ALL, THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF THE WHOLE WORLD
Bro summoned a fandom in 1 second 💀
Joe is the kind of guy to make a pun involving cocaïne in his username
nah man how did i not see that
@King Ottac same lol
OH 💀 not the cocacina
I just realised
My favourite shorts youtuber of all time. I love youtubers that spread positivity. Like being an actual nice person AND being a blessing to the internet...
Dumpy isn't actually cgi, Dumpy sits on a platform close to the camera that looks like the table That's why Dumpy looks so big The reveal video was actually really cute 😭
Well he 50% is cgi tho
Because why would the first and second part look different, why does the original video tag cgi, and why would the scenery change when he picks the frog up in the video
I have seen the original video multiple times and it still confuses me that people think it's 100% real
@Vicid Due to camera perspective and focus. Because of the radical differences in distance between dumpy and the guy, dumpy looks off compared to him Because the camera can only really be focused at one spesific distance.
@Mei Davids I've been telling people that for 6 days
The loop at the end is pretty cool and smooth
Man Ireland people are so nice
this man may be the reason aliens haven't attacked humanity yet
As an alien I can confirm this is true
As a Lithuanian i can agree were the most depressed, scary people
As a Brit I can I unconfirm because everyone from EVERY country is gorgeous 🥰✨✨
additional info about the chainmail - she drinks yummy melon joice - and they wear padded hats to mitigate blunt force trauma
To mitigate it, anyways. But yes, medieval armors were better engineered than we like to think.
Info about the Sphinx, the head is smaller, it is believed to be carved again after the original It prob was an actual panther or smth
I wish he didn't do the ones that are actually good. Like he didn't need to do the second once, a second later you would have recieve the answer in the exact same directness.
With that being said, armor really just tones down weapon attacks from straight up murder strikes to stupidly strong punches, so not getting hit was still really important
mmm melon juice
This man shows tons of positivity
Always great to see your loop setups xD Keep up the great work, thx for your shorts
Joe needs to speedrun acts of random kindness to cancel out the sanity loss from shorts
Double it and give it to the next person
Who is joe
Oh the guy who did the vid
I don’t focus on CS-tvrs names
For the short toy covered about the frog, it’s not CGI, it’s a camera angle trick
Ah yes, gigachads spend their time speedrunning shorts.
he will do anything for us
@FBI I FOUND THE SNITCH GUYS!
@Colin Kauth wai wha
@FBI you legally can’t lie to us. Wait…
This game Matchy is like a stress ball in digital form. It's a great way to relieve tension.
For the last one: I’m being a loser and watching CS-tv after a confusing guitar lesson.
thats probably the smoothest loop ive seen so far 😂
yea a pause is the greatest loop
Don’t click this profile😂😂
Damn those london mfers boutta start to wear chainmails💀
Chain mail basically turns your enemy's sword into a hammer
that last dude is trippin, south korea unironically has some of the hottest/cutest ppl
ye but the men also look like babies
@GAMER123GAMING true but some of them are hot tho
@Moffy every country has hot peopls
The frog one isn't CGI. It's just a specific camera angle.
Seamless right into the replay. Amazing.
This man is proof that you videos don't have to be 10+ minutes long to be good
You do for the extra ads though
that loop was the best loop ive ever seen
I learn more from this channel than any of those shorts
"number 2 is South Korean" me as a South Korean *2 stages of grief, screw the other 4* *acceptance* *goes to another one of Joe's shorts since they're great*
Mfs forgor about the kpop simps
"Number 3 is india" *india People start simp for moive india and india women*
Bruhs just coping coz we all know all 5 would be in africa 😩😩 don't hate me coz i'm the only one man enough to spit straight facts 💯💯
fuck I'm Irish and I just can't ignore the fact that he's right
We just witnessed Saul Goodman irl, in the second video.
bro im irish. and the guy forgot to mention that a lot of irish people are hella tall
SOUTH KOREA? Koreans are unironically some of the most attractive ppl
Bcs half of them had plastic surgery, even kpop idols who i guess you refer to😂
We are ugly 💀
BRO THIS DUDE IS TOO NICEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 SUCH A GENTLEMAN. HE CALLED US ALL CUTE . IM CRYING MY EYES OUT RN. BRO MADE MY DAY💓💕💗💞🥰💝❤😱✨💖🤭❣💘👀💌
you are literally the nicest person ever
Living in Ireland for three years, people have been super friendly, but never have I seen anyone go out of their way to flirt.
that's because you either have to have frontage (land), be county (play for county hurling), or be like everyone else walk around. it do be a struggle here
Honestly I've just started going for foreigners since completely different rules seem to apply
@Rambling Renegade tried that sadly doesn't get very far, it do be a struggle nowadays
I've just stopped trying. In my opinion, I'd rather focus on my career and my hobbies than going on a wild goose chase looking for a partner. I'm not sure why, but it's getting harder to get a partner nowadays. As a straight guy in Ireland, it felt weird talking to my international friends about partners, since I've never had one. It got to the point where they thought I was asexual 💀💀
@Frosty Chips registered underage County baller right here and we are living the dream
Not Xavier's face to represent India 💀
As an Irish person I am truly devastated some people said we are ugly and am totally about to cry of heart ache
I love Ireland from England!
“Men who don’t cheat wyd rn?” “Speeed running shorts” Loop is on point my guy
My friend is in Ireland currently. She says they all look amazing.
South Korea is literally the beauty capitol of the world what was that guy on about lmfao
Joe is the gigachad of CS-tv shorts. What a legend.
“To the men not with women wyd rn” “Speed running shorts”
As a Portuguese person i accept this guy in our community ❤💚
The frog wasn’t cgi btw. It was on a platform close to the camera.
about the Chainmail question, Chainmail wasn't used by itself, or else it would be almost useless. Chainmail Armor was used in pair with padded armory like the Gambeson. btw, i don't really know about the subject, i recommend watching some videos from Shadiversity's channel if you want to know more.
"Does chainmail actually work?" Medieval Europe: Yeah I sure hope it does.
JDraper covers that in the short
The short actually does explain it, showing that chainmail is usually worn with padding. It's a pretty informative short.
no matter where ppl r from they r attractive in their own ways
"Unattractive... South Korea" To the comments section my guys 🤣
bro is shortening my attention span a little more by every video 😭 it’s ok ❤
Don’t click this profile😂
Not really, this guy doesn't use complex biology shorts which are where attention span are needed
That loop was smooth af
As a man who doesn't cheat, what I am doing right now is speeeedruning shorts.
These loops are getting better and better
That's pure sarcasm 😂
@Tanish Deori No it's not? I was being serious
@Jack Ives the loop wasn't perfect in any way..anyone can make a perfect loop. Which is odd that anyone really can do so
I'll have to respectfully disagree with your opinion
@No Argument? the video ended by him answering a question with “speedrunning shorts”, which is also the intro
My guy created the perfect loop
The frog was not cgi, it was just close to the camera
Bro is the hero we needed but don't deserve
For frog the guy actually sits far away from the camera and puts his frog really close to the camera
My country dead ass is gonna be top 1 on that list if they ever see us☠️
joe is like gaining brain cells and losing them at the same time
I love the transition from the "Guys who don't cheat wyd rn" and it goes back into the intro "speedrunning shorts" lmao. Nice loop bro.
short: men who dont cheat wyd joe: SPEEDRUNNING SHORTS
that was the smoothest loop ive seen yet
That was an amazing final short
“cause you’re all cute in my opinion” *confidence* “and Ireland” *pain*
As a Lithuanian I am thankful of what you said that everyone is beautiful.
As a Brit I am too
As a second Liuthianian we once won In Europe (which country was the most beautiful females) and there are to many females who would die for a south korean man
@Frederick VII I’m Brit as well, mate!!
@「Bruno Bucciarati」 hello mate
@「Bruno Bucciarati」 I am too mate
"Who the hell is this guy" , reaction content in a nutshell.
Have they even seen the Irish women?
Not only does he speedrun them but he also explains stuff and calls us cute 🏻
“who the hell is this man?” Got me dead on the floor 💀
'men who dont cheat wyd rn' "speeedrunning yt shorts:>"
Okay side note I'm really happy Lithuania got mentioned and also,most Lithuanian people are attractive
I flipped when I heard Lithuania in the list, cuz Lithuania like many eastern European countries have have beautiful people
I even got soap that's a 10/10 replica of a 100% clean, no white parts mandarin.
@Doiuda wha?? I'm confused what soap are you on about?
Bruhs just coping coz we all know all 5 would be in africa 😩😩 sorry not sorry, don't hate me coz i'm the only one man enough to spit straight facts 💯💯
@Mazzaleen This isn't facts. This is probably the exact opposite of facts, actually. The survey of what people said may be a fact, but beauty is subjective. You think 3 out of 5 would be in Africa? Great, but that's a subjective opinion. Not a fact.
That's it. I'm starting a short-short shorts channel.
This man just makes me so happy when he just compliments us out of nowhere dude
He just feels like a fresh breath after watching so many shorts