The Driving Lessons Everyone Apparently Took

čas přidán 18. 11. 2021
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  • Sounds like Ryan had a bad day on the road.

    • For you, it was a bad day on the road; but, for me, it was Tuesday. _____________________ M. Bison, resident of the I-95 Corridor.

    • @Avianna Montreal 🙋🏼‍♀️

    • @grkpektis Or don't use them at all (because "you are invincible")

    • He forgot a major one, when it gets dark you have to turn your headlights on the highest brightness to blind people just in a case there’s any on the road that doesn’t know you’re a huge POS

    • Or rather a Sheet day!

  • "I'm just gonna get a busspass" Meanwhile at the bus driver instructor course: "So what you want to do is wait until your passenger is about to sit down and right before they do, just floor it, just pull away as fast as possible. It's like a game. The more of them fall over the more points you get."

    • Also make sure that there's no seatbelts on the bus the driver's will but be liable when they crash and the passengers break a few bones

    • "When you see someone waiting at those benches, you have the option to pick them up if you feel like it"

    • "Remember: accelerator, brake, accelerator, brake."

    • Teacher: When you’re about to leave the bus stop, you see someone running late, waving their hands, what do you do? Student: Step on it even harder! Teacher: That’s right. You get double points every time someone doesn’t even make it to the bus. Student: But what if they’re standing in front of the bus? Teacher: You step on it, and run them over, of course! That’s the only way to get 10x points in this game. It’s a little secret, many bus drivers don’t even know about.

    • @Quill Maurer I had this happen to me before. Transferring from another bus, I was running toward the one I'm transferring to since it was already there, and the bus driver just looks me in the eye, closes the door, and _waves at me_ as he takes off. Literally could have waited 2 more seconds, and I would have gotten on the bus. I was late for work that day because that bus left early. That sonavabitch.

  • Remember, speed bumps are just ramps to launch as high as possible off of.

    • Incorrect! That’s what sharp hill crests are for!

    • No they are actually something that ruins your suspension :D

    • @Drollfurball286 The other answers in the driver license test be like

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • What are you nuts? They're CLEARLY ways to test that your suspension is still working! The more speed you go at them the better the bump.

  • I was taught something similar, but shorter and completely different. “Dan, there’s only 3 things you need to really know about driving. 1- driving is not a contact sport 2- never occupy the same space time as another vehicle 3- drive like no one else knows how because they sure as hell don’t.”

    • jesus i swear that's too accurate

    • That's... pretty much all a person needs to know to get home in one piece.

    • and if you're on a motorcycle, drive like everyone wants to kill you ;)

    • For #3 we essentially say this too, "You have to drive for everyone else..."

    • My driving instructor used to say 'drive like no one else has common sense, because it ain't all that common.'

  • "A loser's maximum is your minimum" That has to be the deepest and most inspirational thing I've heard all day

    • @Duster what cap is this? I was in Grand rapids this summer and people were driving the speed limit or like 5 above. There were speeders but it was like every other state

    • @Erik Williams How many times have you been first?

    • @g vnhtsm pretty much same as taking helmets outa football. Even tho that's in my eyes a bit impossible. While guys will be more careful with their heads, they still have to tackle & if u take a knee to the dome from an nfl athlete (let alone a running back), that COULD quite literally end your life, not to mention how hard they sometimes hit the back of their heads on the ground after an insanely high(for a human) vertical leap, often while also running incredibly fast.

    • T shirt now

    • @Duster I'm not trying encourage speeding, but darkskyinwinter is not wrong. It's just as dangerous to go slowly as speed. Cities like Chicago have drivers who will change lanes very quickly. Oddly enough seatbelts caused something called the "Peltzman Effect" introduced by economist Sam Peltzman in his study titled “The Effects of Automobile Safety Regulation”, published in the Journal of Political Economy in 1975. "Peltzman theorized that the introduction of safety devices, like seatbelts or airbags, might not have the intended effect of reducing accidents as intended. He proposed that because people safer driving with a seatbelt, they would correspondingly drive with less attentiveness."

  • It is actually insane the levels of disregard people have while driving.

    • Are you flipping them off like you were told to??

    • Yeah, like stopping, the other day I was driving and the car in front of me stopped and I was like: "Why did you stop you loser? Stop stopping" so, naturally, I flipped them off and they told me that there was a stop sign, they didn't even know those are optional.... Unbelievable

    • I think a lot of people have high levels of disregard all the time, it's just so much more dangerous while driving.

  • "A loser's maximum is your minimum... write that down, both of you." "I'm not gonna write that down." "Good, that was a test. Only uncool losers write things down." Delightful.

    • @Paralysis By Analysis exposing your self is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • I guess I’m a loser. I wrote that down!

    • @E D Dang it!.... ya got me.

    • So, are you an uncool loser?

    • @Dragonix It's because you're in the Matrix.

  • "Nobody else on the road matters expect you." Holy crap this really is the driving school everybody took 🤦‍♀️😭

    • LEGIIIIIIIIIIT haha

    • Why would you ever consider other people on the road? What are you, some kind of commie?

  • I still remember my first traffic accident. I stopped at an intersection because the light would be red before I entered and the guy behind me ran into the back of my car. He got out screaming and shouting about how was he supposed to know I was going to stop, and why had I decided not to run the light. ...that was over a decade ago and looking at drivers in the same area today, it seems that guy a) Had a huge number of kids b) Has a genetic trait resulting in incredibly rapid physical development in offspring

    • Why you don't drive like a maniac (Not you) Also, why you should try to keep at least a cars length difference (at least( when you're behind someone, incase you need to suddenly stop,

    • @Ki-ko De'vorne You should be fine unless your car has no brake lights. People should be driving based on car length per 10 mph and that should give more than enough time to also brake.

    • @David Frost As long as you don't stop right on the beginning of a yellow light, it's fine. Anyone hits you and it's completely their blind idiocy at fault.

    • Do you happen to live in a major city? The rule of thumb for places like these is that you cannot begin to apply your brake until the end of the yellow light and the beginning of the red light form a pumpkin orange hue. Otherwise you are a crazy person and everyone flips you off. I get flipped off a lot. Yellow is the caution color.

    • Not gonna lie, this took me a while to get

  • This video is how Ryan expresses his road rage

    • Okay but he forgot to go the top speed your car can go in the left lane

    • @Griffin_gamez You mean safety regulations? I meant it as all the rules you have to follow about driving... there can't be that little, right? Or am I misunderstanding what you are saying?

    • @Léo VK actually there are about 10-30 in each state in the United States it tends to vary and in canada there are 16

    • @Kewlausgirl road rage at lack of common sense.

    • My mother & brother have the passive aggressive road rage too.

  • "A loser's maximum is your minimum... write that down, both of ya." "I'm not gonna write that down." "Good, that was a test. Only uncool losers write things down." Was very disappointed the camera didn't switch back to glasses guy at this point frantically trying to hide what he had just written down.

    • @Jermaine Young random but okay, maybe you need new sheets from sheets and giggles

    • Everyone in Canada is obviously Will Farrell. That line was very Well Farrell-ish.

  • The fact that Ryan posted this video in exactly the week that I'm learning to drive, is the universe just grabbing me by the collar and shaking me awake, because my driving class is nothing like this and now I'm worried they've been teaching it all wrong to me. Mr. Ed Driver, where can I enroll?

    • When you'll have a licence you'll like this vid so much more

    • Why would you enroll? Ya just took his whole class! He actually covered way more in this than you actually needed to know. That immortality thing basically sums up the whole curriculum.

    • @Roshni Lakhani During the parralell park, make sure to just fly up over that curb. They give you bonus points if you run over someones foot

    • @Roshni Lakhani 🤣 you're killing it, Miss.

    • @Jackie Brubaker Thank you so much! That really helps a lot! I also recently learned to gain the highest points by tipping over as many orange hats on the road. This one guy liked my high score so much that he turned on the red and blue disco lights on his car and played this really loud music that went "weewooweewoo". I didn't like the song but he sure was excited!

  • I was always told that the slow lane is for drivers doing the speed limit, while the fast lane is for speeding. That is false: the slow lane is for when you're only speeding a little.

    • The slow lane is for going the speed limit... Plus 10 MPH. The fast lane is for going 20 over the speed limit 😓 This is why I moved to the middle of nowhere. I'm more likely to hit a deer than a car

  • As someone who's currently learning to drive, this should come in handy, I'm gonna follow all these points, thanks Ryan!

  • I don't know why, but Ryan's fake moustache covering his real moustache cracks me up every time.

    • Plot twist: His "real moustache" is also fake.

    • It’s the mustache hierarchy, everyone knows that the faker the mustache, the more respect you command.

    • Fake?

    • @marasmusine that's a good idea

    • "First guy to wear a fake moustache".

  • People actually do drive like this and that makes me want to kiss the earth everytime I park... thankful that I survived.

  • The most deadly thing ever, circling a roundabout while jamming the song "you spin me around"... you get carried away and then people start honking and dying, never ends well.

  • This school is CLEARLY a franchise! EVERYONE drives this way!!!

  • "A loser's maximum is your minimum" is actually a damn good motivational quote.

  • I like that Ryan uses his sketches to vent his personal frustrations about day to day life

  • "If you see someone driving faster than you, that's a crazy person, flip them off." Actually this one is correct.

  • "Only uncool losers write things down." Spongebob: "Write that down! Write that down!"

  • I can't even drive legally, but I somehow relate to all of this and it hurts me too much

  • One of the first pieces of advice that I got before I started driving was "Assume that everyone else on the road is an idiot"

  • This video was incredibly educational. Most people think driving is complicated. I think what Ryan is telling us is that driving is “super easy, barely an inconvenience”.

    • It is super easy

    • @Louis Robitaille actual truth 😂

    • Oh oh you said it

    • That depends but you should pay attention when your driving

    • Videos about driving are tight

  • Based on road users I’ve come across or read about, it seems like “Ed Driver” has dispensed his wisdom world wide! 😳 😱

    • Humans in crowds have a fish school or herd instinct. Rules are vague, you just go with the flow. When obstacles or danger happens you just flow around it by impulse... not logic.

  • "I'm just gonna buy a bus pass", mister, the bus driving instructor thinks this driving instructor is a four eyes...

  • This is the best skit Ryan has ever done. 13/10

  • A main principle in driving, as in almost everything, is to be a competitive poser and to be actively malevolent when possible. None of it is ever explicitly talked about anywhere. Except sort of in this one case here.

  • Man this video was so funny it made me swerve into oncoming traffic not once but twice. Thanks Ryan George!

  • "You can sheet your own bed!" Wow, that's almost as good as "Ship your pants".

  • As someone who just got his license, this is comedy gold! 😂

  • As someone who's just starting to drive this is very educational

  • “I’m gonna just buy a bus pass.” Joke’s on you, the bus driver took this same class.

    • @Steeljaw XXI i was gonna say that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Malacophile You know, 40-ton 18-wheelers are cars, too. We may call them lorries or trucks for easier distinction, but they really are just very big, very heavy cars.

    • The bus was empty because the driver stole it.

    • @Dark Warrior that’s just normal, you haven’t seen school bus went drifting on a highway curve (to be fair, it seems like the bus was empty)

    • Yeah, but the bus driver is invincible, and I've played enough video games to know that your vehicle is also invincible in god mode, so he's safe in the bus.

  • Hey Ryan you should definitely make a video about how people named the planets, it will be funny specifically uranus

    • I like how Jupiter is surrounded by all his mistresses and wife. It is the Bill Clinton of the solar system.

  • This cleared up ALOT of confusion that I had about driving I’m glad that I have the knowledge to go on the road now

  • Looking at how people actually drive out there ...I had a suspicion, that this is what they really teach in the driving schools

  • This is too accurate, considering I was riding my bike last night and almost got hit by not 1, not 2, but 3 jackasses that don't understand how turn signals or crosswalks work within the span of a single hour

  • "I'm just gonna buy a bus pass." Ryan you lucky Canadian. You actually have reliable public transportation.

    • Buses are basically long cars. That you aren’t in control of.

    • @Jacktheripper2000 pro gamer it's a thing that peasants use

    • @why When our profit driven healthcare model leads to outcomes putting us (the US) in nearly last place of developed countries for infant mortality, any of the countries above on that list (which all have higher literacy rates to boot) actually DO sound utopian. Canada, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Germany. The only thing we outdo these guys in is GDP and military spending. So to sum up, because it doesn't have to be utopia to be better than what we have got.

    • @Egg-Roll Yeah, I haven't actually lived in Toronto for a few years, but the even the seriously lacking TTC is SO MUCH better than what passes for "public transit" in any of the surrounding cities, unless you like waiting in freezing rain for 20 minutes, minimum, for a bus that may or may not show up, at a stop with no shelter. For what it's worth, I don't think any member of the Ford family has ever done anything good for the GTA, so I'm not surprised.

    • @neuralmute Ford isn't helping making it better... Delays on everything, replans, etc... I would also argue the TTC is still severely lacking (never used Montreals), if you want to go from one place to another chances are you're sitting on a bus (or series) or go out of your way to take one of only 2 subway lines. No I don't count the RT or Sheppard lines, both have bus routes equal to them (at least RT) and can be faster depending where you want to go.

  • "I'm going to buy the bus pass." You're in luck, you're in class with your bus driver.

  • This is how I always picture drivers education in North Carolina!! Drivers in NC treat the Stop sign as a suggestion and don't bother using the turn signal when changing lanes even though they drive like their driving the getaway car!! Love this video!!

  • Ryan complains about road rage in the most creative ways.

  • I’ve been watching Ryan George for three years now- and I hope he sees this because I want him to know that he’s very funny and always makes me laugh

  • This is basically the same class every GTA protagonist took!

    • Gta5 NPC's when you're speeding

    • Also on the GTA driving test, always keep your car doors unlocked, even when your literally driving. Also seatbelts are for nerds. If you get in a head-on crash you eject out that windshield like a boss.

    • I actually passed driving school in San Fierro. I didn't cheat, so I got an exclusive car unlocked.

    • And you’re gonna get a wanted star just for slightly dinging cop car we decided.

    • GTA - Greater Toronto Area?

  • Ryan! Look at all your new stuff! We really appreciate your efforts and how you make us laugh!😄

  • Completely accurate. Just today when going to and coming home from work on my bike, two cars turned without turning on their turning signals while I had the right of way on the crosswalk.

    • You left out the: "it *turned* out that", right before your: "two cars *turned* without *turning* on their *turning* signals". And plus too you also left out the: "the *right* to have", right before your "the *right* of way". ... Ya four-eyes!

  • Gongratulations!!! This video was very good. I am from Greece andi (in case, there isn't another comment from my country) I want to mention that you described exactly a large percentage of driving behavior in our roads. Especially, the points about changing lanes and seeing beautiful women. Keep up the good work!!!

  • Thank you Ryan! I found this video right as I was about to get in my car!! I hope you don’t mind me watching it as I drive? Wish me luck👍

  • As someone who’s never taken Driver’s Ed, this is a lot easier than how I imagined it would be.

    • @Strangelic 😂😂

    • 🤣

    • @Strangelic There you are my knight in shining armour, to enlighten us with your precious hidden tricks!

    • For comedic purposes only my friend😬😂

    • He left the hard bits out. Like, how to drive with your knees when you are on your phone and feel the sudden urge to assemble a roll-your-own cigarette with your other hand. Or who to call when there was a bump on your street when you were playing with your gun to impress your new friend, you now, the guy you just had a couple of shots with. ... I mean, shots of alcohol and now it's still shots but not alcohol, so it's kind of funny if you think about it but now you have blood and ... things all over your wive's car and you need The Cleaner asap because otherwise she will ask questions, like "Why is my car full of blood?'", "Who do you think you are to take my car without permission?" and "Aren't you the stalker who told my husband that you and I are married?"

  • I have been trying to catch up on your videos Ryan, because I know they sometimes reference older ones. And your videos are amazing. Keep up the great work. I have ran out of videos and I look forward to new ones.

  • that video needs a sequel! ..or make it a trilogy! ..and then release the extended version! this was sooo good :)

  • This is one of the best he's done! LOL Edit: I literally spewed my beer out my nose when he started the ad-stronaut bit, and said "Sheet their bed for them." LOL 😆 🤣 😂 There needs to be a warning not to drink anything during this video!

  • As a motorcyclist whos been swerverd at ignored by and hit on the road by car drivers I can see that this is nothing but normal

    • "If you see a motorcycle on the road, just think of it like one of those little moving stars that if you hit gets you extra points"

  • "Nobody on the road matters except you, write that down" *"NOPE"* "You're doin great" yep, accurate

  • You can tell that our man Ryan really improvised “Ed driver” 🤣

  • "You are invincible." And here I've been driving safely all these years. So much wasted fun.

  • I love how ryan is always the voice of reason

  • Ryan you are so funny thank you for all the the amazing content!

  • I sarcastically say “nice signalling” whenever someone turns without it. Once I said it at the same time my friend (driving) said “good signalling” and we both laughed

  • I love how this is really what life on the road is like

  • Thank you for making this! This is so relatable, it makes me die laughing!

  • I'm certain that some people were trained exactly like this.

  • i learned about *The Deer And The Windshield* - where was MY *”have fun driving this weapon”* lesson?? 😤

    • YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • THE MASIAH

    • OT!!! Hi :3

    • DEEEEEEEEEEER!

    • They sensed you cared about lives and safety so they sent a deer for the loser. ( you aren't, you're a wholesome bean)

  • "A loser's maximum is your minimum" Out of context, this can be truly motivational

  • There's an alternate version of Ryan somewhere out there in the multiverse who is a driving instructor and actually says this stuff to people.

  • From my observations of other drivers, I can say that this is exactly true for everyone but me.

  • His face at "and you watch, all sloowwww like" was the absolute best HAHAHAHAHA

  • "Drive with the recklessness of someone who's immortal" is one of the best phrases I've heard in about a month.

    • I don't like that phrase. It focusses on the danger driver's put themselves in rather than the danger they put others in. Pedestrians and cyclists are highly vulnerable.

    • I read this as “is one if the phrases iv heard in a month” and was like…yes that is technically true.

    • @Tomas Del Campo we are; aren’t we? We just only get 1 life. No respawns. Well we will respawn in heaven 🙂 or hell…

    • Some people do be thinking they’re just driving in a video game or something

  • This is Ryan's equivalent to road rage

  • This is so gloriously passive aggressive, and I love it.

  • Thanks, Ryan, I had missed out on the California portion of my training. Everything makes so much more sense now.

  • "If someone honks at you, it means they think you look badass." No, it doesn't. It means that they're a whiney baby. Flip them off.

  • Laughed more at the ad than at the video, and that’s fucking impressive

    • NANI?!

    • This marks the first time I've ever listened to the adstronaut. Real Engineering you have clout!

    • How dare you make me watch an ad

    • The adstronaut is the only time I don’t fast forward through an ad read.

    • The adstronaut is one of the funniest characters in all of advertising.

  • Thanks for the free lesson - you really can learn everything on CS-tv!

  • As someone who is prepping for their drivers lessons this is much appreciated. Thanks Ryan

  • There are some genuinely impressive drivers, like how can one violate so many road laws at once?

  • This is so true and relatable since I started driving only a few months ago 😂

  • I lost it every time he angrily said "Four-eyes". Ryan is just the best comedic youtuber.

    • Man you must not watch funny people, he's not even top 10 of comedic youtubers I watch

    • Same. I think he needs new glasses

  • ‘Hello welcome to drivers Ed my name is uhh..Ed driver’… this dude already gets me cracked up right from the first sentence in the video 😂😂😂💔

  • Now factor in that everyone got their license without a driver's test this past year

  • The driving test I had to take to get my license I had to back out of a parking space, make 4 right turns, literally just drive around the block, then park again.

  • Man imagine me learning this last year! (I had drivers ed last year) 🤣

  • Ed is a genius. He knows he is saying stupid shit, but he teaches that so the students have to retake the tests. Thus retaking the lessons, making more money. But guess Ed hasn't figured out that they can simply fail a student and give a vague reason to achieve the same result.

    • @Chepakishui Pretty sure even robots can handle unexpected events better than that test admin.

    • smort +100

    • I was failed for "not counting to 3 at the stop sign" and I "I stopped to softly" my instructor wanted "to get thrown back from the stopping force". I'm still looking for those in the driver's handbook.

    • The city parked a garbage truck in front of a stop sign on my first test. The city then failed me for running said stop sign they were blocking. Made no mistakes on my test that was my fault. God I hated them during my second test.

    • @Chepakishui Damm, that's the most fucked up story about this subject I have heard till date.

  • All of your videos are solid and good but this one was damn good! 😂👍

  • This helped my sanity so much.... Literally turned my blinkers on before I was making a turn the other day and the car behind me just blared their horns like they couldn't just go around me. Clearly went to this school

  • Love your videos bro, keep making us smile... God bless

  • As someone who drives for a living I’ve always wondered why so many people are being extra behind the wheel, now I know, thanks multiple man

  • "Have you ever noticed when you're driving that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?" -George Calin

    • and the maniacs never seem to get pulled over. but if you try anything remotely similar... *police siren*

    • *Carlin

    • crap, I was going to post this. That's a classic. George "Nobody's driving my speed"

    • #WEMISSYOUGEORGE

    • @unbiased cobra66 I see lots of maniacs but no idiots.

  • You know it's gonna be a good video if Ryan is sponsored by sheets and giggles

  • Sadly, everything he said perfectly describes the drivers in my area: Incompetent, reckless and incredibly impatient. Please drive safely everyone. 🚗

  • I'm glad people do this. I like to set up a chair on a hill with binoculars outside of town on Black Friday and just watch the show. It's like Twisted Metal meets the beginning of Home Alone.

  • This may be one of the best videos he's ever made.

  • "No one else on the road matters except you." This is the reality of my driving every day.

  • I personally love when I'm at a "No turn on red" sign. Cars are clearing flying by and people are honking at me to go. Or when someone puts the WRONG turn signal on. Or puts the turn signal on right after they merge over then shut it off.

  • This is one of the top first ryans sketch comedy🤣🤣😂😂

  • the speed limit sign means that this is the limit for how slow u can drive, ur not allowed to drive slower.

  • "A loser's maximum is your minimum." - Will now be my motto. Wait....DAMNIT!! I wrote it down, I failed :'(

    • Don’t worry you are still cool u typed that down and didn’t write that down :)

    • Yep. Make it a bumper sticker 🙂

    • You are now an uncool person.

  • I’ve done quite a lot of driving in the US, most recently, pre-pandemic, in LA. Noticed a substantial amount of bad drivers on the road and would undoubtedly have middle fingered them in Canada while hitting the horn. However, I kept reminding myself “There are four hundred million privately owned firearms in the US. “Let the idiot pass!”

  • Oddly enough, the only time my Driver's Ed instructor said I was doing a good job, I looked down and noticed I was speeding 10 miles over the limit..