"The Mouse Hypothetical" in NOITA

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  • I like that almost all of Zach's hypotheticals include him trying to convince/force everyone to take the only option he fleshed out the bit for.

    • @Jack Wrath But Chris doesn't compete to be funny tho...

    • @@pyrotechnick420 yeah oney plays

    • it's also always about IQ points

    • @@JackWrath3..bro i seen you before and it’s just sad that you gotta put someone else (presumably someone you look up to) down to prop yourself up

    • @@pyrotechnick420 that's what makes him so lovable

  • "The One Where Everyone Finally Stands Up To Zach"

    • Just push him over once and his massive shnozz will keep him from getting up again

    • They tried but he deflected them with his pecs

    • IM NOT AFRAID OF YOUUUUUU

    • @@deece1482 COME ONNN COME GET ME

    • They should start titling every episode of oneplays like it’s an episode of ‘friends’

  • "you're fucking saying saint peter burger andys you?" might be the best sentence ever constructed

    • thats where putin was born

  • You're damned if ya do you're damned if ya don't 😔

    • I love that you watch Oneyplays because that means the picture of you and Charlie crying over the death of the queen is one step closer to being canon

    • Get back to work you beautiful smooth headed man

    • It's a mouse-eat-mouse world, man

    • Well said

    • In 2024 the mouse hypothetical will be real

  • 6:31 is the most "nervous anime protagonist boy with single comically large sweat drop down his face" laugh Zach has ever produced

    • I've heard every sound imaginable come out from that man's throat, but this is the first time I've think him cute

  • zach makes up hypothetical rules like a kid on the playground

  • Tomar angrily yelling "I WOULD EAT THE MOUSE! IT'S A STUPID MOUSE!" is something i didn't know i needed

    • this explains his off color pesticide rant about causing the famine and plague and complete annihilation of an entire ecosystem just because he didn't want pests on his property

    • he’s a proud cat dad for sure

    • Tomar went to hell because the mouse wasn't kosher

    • @Jack Wrath yeah but oney plays

    • truly a mask-off moment...

  • I'm just imagining Chris and Tomar arguing in front of the gates of heaven with a frat dude angel while Lyle is just standing silently with a wiggling rat tail poking out of his mouth.

    • frat dude angel also has a suspiciously large nose and nasally voice

  • The amount of panic in Zach's voice when he got the hypothetical turned around on him was hilarious.

    • lyles hypothetical doesnt make any sense tho, its just the exact opposite of zachs

  • The three biggest questions known to man: Would you eat a mouse to go to heaven? Would you eat a monkey to gain intelligence? Would you go to the movie theater to see the Family Guy movie?

    • If you had a tiny clone of Hitler, would you fuck with him?

    • I hope that become a promotional poster for the Family Guy Movie

    • Would you get a bionic upgrade?

    • Would you torture a tiny clone of hitler?

    • I would unironically go to a theater to watch an event screening of all the Family Guy Star Wars specials in order

  • Tomar singing "I love killing spiders" at 2:23 to the tune of "little girls" by Oingo Boingo really cements him as a terrible person and is his subconscious trying to convey his previous actions and war crimes to the viewers.

    • erm that oingo boingo song is satire..., that being said, tomar has been seen driving around skid row looking for “undesirables” to “make disappear”

  • I love how Linkara came in just to ask a genuine question in the first ten seconds

    • He came to protect the boys from CS-tv's censors. Praise be the Light Bringer!

    • @Jack Wrath Oney doesn't make content tho...

    • @@pyrotechnick420 yeah oney plays

    • @Jack Wrath Who is oney? This is oneyplays

    • @@JackWrath3.. Are you referring to OneyPlays, OneyNG, OneySephiroth or OneysVideoHole? You'll have to be kiiinda specific for the A.I. that I programmed.

  • The Mouse Hypothetical had Tomar the most heated I've ever heard him. Almost started channeling a Cory rant.

  • In theology this is known as “Hadel’s Wager”.

  • I'd like to think Zack's two hypotheticals about eating the mouse happened right after the other. You ate the mouse and "guy who's not Peter" was like "Haha! You weren't supposed to eat the mouse, you go to hell now!" Then when you get to hell, Satan's like "Hey, you don't want to go to hell? Just eat this hamster." lol

  • Zachs hypotheticals are just Oneyplay's cutaway gags

  • "I live a whole life, and whether I get into heaven or not is this one stupid mouse scenario?" It's like Mass Effect 3 all over again

  • Zach has come full circle to the gibbon mind hypothetical

    • @Jack Wrath But Chris is from the Old Guard of CS-tv, you know, like before you were born. Chris doesn't even need to joke, he can just make monkey noises and we love him more. You can't compete with that.

    • @Jack Wrath your parents had you for tax purposes

    • Elaborate.

    • @@EnwardJim look up their playthrough of Jeff where they talk about the gibbon they terrorized

    • @Jack Wrath MS paint lookin ass

  • 12:17 I love how Zach just keeps doubling down and saying the opposite of everything Tomar says, especially love the "Everyone except for Tomar eats the hamster" then proceeds to describe Tomar eating the hamster lol

  • Whats funny about hypotheticals on this channel is that not only do they start on the weirdest foot forward, but they've gaslit each other so much that they have to try and force each other to even play along so they don't get tricked somehow, which somehow makes even more comedy.

    • Tomar was so determined to not fold that by the time he DID fold, he somehow made himself seem worse lmao

  • this hypothetical is tearing this family apart

    • This is worse than the time we found that banana that could predict natural disasters.

    • @@jcrosenkreuz5213 Banana Watson 🍌

    • this hypothetical is zach's tiny hitler

    • @@jcrosenkreuz5213 pls bless me with reminding which episode that's from

    • @@jcrosenkreuz5213 that's my favorite cutaway

  • There's not a lot in this world that excites me as much as a new OneyPlays episode with Zach on the thumbnail and "mouse" in the title.

  • This is one of the best Oneyplays episodes in years. Pure schizophrenic hypotheticals from back to front.

    • @Jack Wrath I think you should spend your time working on your "content" instead of copy pasting the same comment over and over again. At least make it a creative exercise and try writing something unique for each reply. I could teach you how to do that

    • @@pyrotechnick420 you need to just ignore people who do this, all they're looking for is attention

    • @@pyrotechnick420 If you see people doing that, just flag them for unwanted commercial content / spam and move on.

    • @@Khornecussion No way, that's what everyone else does. I much prefer to engage these people, I want to know what makes them tick lol

    • @@whateveryasaypal5022 Ok so everyone is already doing an excellent job of ignoring this guy. But I don't follow social norms LOL

  • I heard that when you die Zack is waiting at the gates of Heaven and gives you a hypothetical

    • And forces you to eat a hypothetical mouse!

  • Holy shit the sides of my head hurt from laughing. That Mouse Test will definitely see the light of a future compilation.

  • Lyle was not the kidding, Hedgehog Stew is an absolute earworm, that damn synth line is so addicting.

    • s-s-s-s-s squad! Ares-s-s-s-s-st him!

    • @@Jefferu_Nintendomoto Get your gears in gear, slowpoke!

    • @@anonymouslucario285 I'm gettin'! I'm gettin'!

    • @@Disambiguous it's working! It's working! My sneaky scheme is working!

    • ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, BEFORE THAT HEDGHEHOGS MINE

  • Finally Zach is being called out on his loaded hypotheticals.

    • It's about time he finally got *put in his place.*

  • Ironically, this the most sane hypothetical session they've ever had.

  • A day in hamster hell is better than an eternity in human heaven. This is the true lesson of mouse purgatory.

  • I wish to someday feel as thrilled about life as Lyle feels about the prospect of eating an innocent dolphin...

  • I never thought Hedgehog Stew would be the breakout tune, I was sure it was gonna be Win the Race!

    • love the song!

    • I'm partial to "what'll it be?" Myself. Unless we are expanding it beyond sonic ytpmv, in which case "objection funk" is god-tier

    • Dude I've been waiting so long for someone to mention iteachvader on this channel. I think they would love your YTPs, the Robotnik series especially.

    • Skydiving is clearly the boppinest

    • iteachvader mentioned, big ups

  • Zach bullying Tomar into eating the mouse reminds me of the baptism scene in There Will Be Blood

  • Zack went full AI Dungeon mode when he got to the hamster

  • Wow. It really sounded like they were getting mad at each other during that mouse scenario. I think I heard the rest of them start to get nervous when Tomar started hulking out. I really hope this isn’t the end of oneyplays 😥

    • It was bound to happen eventually. The emeralds take their toll on a mortals body and the consuming power has unfortunately worn down tomar. It's only a matter of time now before he has become completely corrupted and rage engulfs him. Such a shame he was a nice boy.

    • Dude.....did you see that video bowblax made before he privated it? 😔......really messed up i thought these guys were family

    • You can tell there’s lots of mouse drama behind the scenes

    • @@joshuahughes4704 oh yeah. If this is the mouse drama we’re hearing while recording I can only imagine it’s way worse behind the scenes

    • it's definitely the end of Zach's shin bones when Tomar uses them as toothpicks later after his mouse dinner

  • It's pretty rare that we hear Tomar rant exactly like Cory does

    • Except it's less autistic and more coherent

    • Rant-A-Wreck, Rant-A-Wreck!

    • Same energy, sure, but exactly like cory? No man, Tomar actually was coherent and had a point he was expressing without being wrong in a handful of other unrelated ways while actually feeling like a real joke was involved, rather than somebody I wish would shut the fuck up.

  • This is the quintessential Oneyplays episode. Since this episode came out, if I ever happen to introduce someone to this channel, I always show them this video first. It perfectly encapsulates the nature of the channel.

  • These are the kind of hard hitting hypotheticals that gave Zach his title " The Hyperthetical. "

  • Wow Zach got EXPOSED SO HARD for his hypothetical bullshit. I know it's called Lyle's Liquids but Lyle did a Solid right here

  • Every Zach hypothetical is a Goosebumps choose your own adventure book and everyone answers with their thumb on the previous page to fall back to

  • "You don't have to eat every f*ckin' inch of the chimp! You can leave the bones!" -Joshua "That one Shinra soldier who really doesn't like Zack" Tomar

  • Funny how tomar sees all of you as mindless thralls and only husks. You are all pawns in his game. He is taking advantage of the human condition

    • You’re also a pawn, we’re all pawns. Only purpose is to be used by the all powerful Tomar.

  • the "peerpressure" bit was actually 100x funnier than the cool hwhip bit in family guy, take notes seth mcfartland

  • "Go ahead, call HR." I think that stands for Heavenly Resources in this situation.

  • Zach was and is the kid that changes the rules so he always wins.

  • "I really don't think your ability in chess is based on your iq" tomar mused, recalling the countless people he had tricked out of their souls in chess games

  • Lmao, they really didn't like the fact that Zach tricked them into eating a hypothetical mouse.

  • a sleeper agent activated in my brain when lyle mentioned hedgehog stew and now its stuck in my head again

  • Dude I got a weird sense of nostalgia from this episode. Really feels like old school sleepycabin

  • love the image of Tomar angrily berating the situation. Just picturing the purgatory guard just throwing the towel in going "okay fine! Fuck, go into heaven, fuck"

  • Man, I didn't picture myself making hedgehog stew today but, look, there it is.

  • Tomar confusing Speedy Gonzales for Fievel Goes West is his greatest war crime.

  • 6:31 is the sound of the mouse laughing at the guy who ate him going to Hell.

  • Honestly I want Noita videos every week. Just make it a reoccurring series and I'll mainline that shit

  • This is the episode that Tomas realized that he had a higher calling above mouse hypotheticals and went on a rampage the likes of which the world had never seen

  • No one talking about Tomar singing the words ‘I love killing spiders’ over the tune of oingo boingo’s ‘I love little girls’ at 2:24 😳👀

  • Ironically the mouse hypothetical is very similar to an episode of The Twilight Zone

  • This feels like I'm listening to conversation between Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe while having a few drinks at the Clam

  • someone else made the comment somewhere else, but I love how Zach makes everyone think, no matter what in his hypotheticals regardless of what they pick to always be the wrong choice

  • Linkara once ate a raw oyster at a school science fair, he threw up on his daughter’s teacher and the photo wound up in the paper. He had a restraining order filed by the teacher and lost his job at the pea soup factory, sad times indeed. But luckily he found a job at the Zoo.

  • You know this hypothetical is gonna be wild if it's the title.

  • Tomar reacts to Zachs changing hypothetical as if it is really happening to him and Zach isnt just changing the situation to piss him off.

  • one of the most incomprehensible episodes to date good job guys!!

  • "SAINT PETER ANDY BURGERS ME???" fucking comedy gold

  • I feel like the mouse test at the pearly gates would be a good indicator of how much you value a life. I think the right answer would be to take the mouse but not eat it to guide the spirit to the afterlife.

  • Canada has made significant contributions to the aerospace industry. Most famously, the Canadarm, which has been extensively used for the construction and maintenance of the ISS.

    • Preemptive "🤓🤓"

    • Not to mention Chris Hadfield being the most famous astronaut of the 21st century

    • Im glad I found someone in the comments section who knew the truth about this, but their argument about it was hilarious. I just wish Tomar had mentioned the Canadarm while googling and then theyd make jokes about Canada leg and Canada feet and Canada head etc or Lyle would want to arm wrestle the Canadarm.

  • cant wait for the animations of the mouse hypothetical

  • I love how Tomar js slowly waking up, you can hear it in his voice. He will never be the same and shall in the end eat the mouse....

  • I can’t believe Tomar ate a mouse

  • this whole video should be a premise for a smiling friends episode

  • As a Canadian, can confirm. I'm so excited for my first dentist appointment at 27 years old.

  • I'm more than halfway through the episode and for the first time ever I have to rewatch the entire thing to understand it. This episode is the chaos I've missed

  • 10:01 Zach's brain had to reboot

  • I don’t think I’ve ever heard an episode so chaotic in a while. Putting Dex to work with those Donkey Kong edits!

  • The fact that none of them would eat the mouse to get into heaven, but then instantly afterwards say they'd eat an entire chimp to become slightly more intelligent. This blows my freakin mind.

    • the mouse thing isn't because they think it would be horrid, its because theyre afraid its a trap

  • First 10 minutes are spent discussing the mouse issue. This is why Oney Plays is amazing.

  • This ep had me in stitches! 🤣Great to see the crew gang up on Zach for his bullshit hypothetical this time around.

  • iteachvader getting a boost. Was not expecting Lyle's musical tastes to be so premium.

  • "You ever eat a strawberry and go to the bathroom?🥴"

  • The Mouse Hypothetical kinda stole the show, but 15:27 is probably my favorite moment

  • 1:06 "Id start an evil army of the undead, i guess.. " 1:40 "Martin CS-tv King" two important quotes that i almost forgot due to the later mouse questions

  • I just watched Mouse Hunt on VHS last night and now I get this treat. The universe is looking out for me!

  • OneyPlays has reportedly broken up after Chris and Tomar were sent to hell and Zach and Lyle went to heaven

  • I love how Cory called out Zach's hypothetical situations that he adds variables just so he can win.

  • They talked about eating a mouse for 12 minutes... the quality really has gone up.

  • "I wanted you to eat a mouse but now you questioning God"

  • I love how they argued about the increase of IQ points saying its not enough when Zach brough the hypothetical up during the Avengers gameplay, but now everyone seems to agree now that Lyle is in the room. hmm, how interesting

    • They learned their lesson when they realized they fundamentally didn't understand IQ and it stuck in their craw, that or they completely forgot

  • Zack making up shit last minute makes me feel like he was one of the writers for the last Star Wars movie. He was just there in the writing room and when it came around to his turn he just said: "Okay so, hypothetically...erm, what if Palpatine returned?"

  • Hopefully tomar gets over his addiction of “noita-ing” all over the recording room this episode

    • @Jack Wrath Okay last one, your avatar looks like a special needs south park character.

    • @Jack Wrath wrong

  • Chris, zach, lyle and tomar. Man I'd love to hang out with this crew and maybe snuggle a little especially if Corey was there

  • I finally got Noita after seeing it on this channel a bunch in the past and now that I've played it a bunch, it's wild to me how much I've seen Chris play this game and don't know if he knows even 10% of the stuff there is in the game. Like there's a billion secrets they've never mentioned a single thing about in all the Noita videos. Crazy.

  • Solid 10 minutes on a hypothetical. Amazing

  • i genuinely mean it when i say i love when you guys collab. smiles and laughs the entire time; well done, boys!

  • this feels like a lost episode that someone find on their hard drive years after oneyplays ends and they just upload it since they forget too while it was running

  • Them talking about eating a monkey reminded me of those old korean restaurants where you could eat a monkey live. They had tables with a hole in the middle with a neck clamp, and they would clamp the monkey there with its head poking out on top of the table. You'd then crack its skull open and eat its brains while it was still alive.

  • Of course Lyle has dreams he's punching underwater

  • Always love to see Oney on some Noita shit.

  • 17:47 Somehow, I knew it was gonna be "Hedgehog Stew." That song has no business being as catchy as it is.

  • Hey guys! I just wanted to tell you how AWESOME it is that you do this show, I'm from Canada so it takes a bit with my 30 kbs internets but I am looking forward to the video once it buffers

  • This should be called Eating a Live Field Mouse to get into Heaven in NOITA

  • hedgehog stew is such a banger, lyle has great taste