We Lubed Our Floor for a Sliding Competition

čas přidán 3. 08. 2020
Lube? Check. Socks? Check. Safety? Overrated! Let's get our slide on!
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Komentáře

  • Well now I know what I'm gonna do instead of studying

  • Shoulda used astroglide lol

  • Takis are gross

  • We all know what that extra lube is for

  • Unpopular opinion: I liked mark in the early stages of unus annus when he was nice to eef and there was light sarcasm not now when every single video has like 5 minutes of him bragging about how great and almighty he is

  • The noises EEF made at 19:04 made me cry 😂

  • *now ethan's wearing game grumps merch*

  • This is the kind of thing you do when your parents are away. Clean it all up before they get back, and they'll never suspect a thing. 😆😝

  • What are the odds? 50/50

  • whichlube? lube (dry skin cream), or LUBE

  • Chika: Don't mind me blocking the way

  • Video: funny content My brain: “where the heck can I get some of those awesome studio light bar things” Me days later: *couldnt find them anywhere in the internet and came back to this video to comment so maybe someone could tell me where to get these*

  • Two.....in “armor”.. their floor...to slide...for .

  • Unus Annus

  • 2:08 BRUH THATS SOMETHING MY SIBLINGS AND I SAY ALL THE TIME..another example is "its too complicated" followed by "youre too complicated"

  • They remind me of the 8-10 year old boys I have to babysit sometimes

  • The most literal interpretation of "even further beyond" so far

  • Ethan does remind me of someone on steroids But the immunosuppressant kind, not the performance enhancing kind

  • Ok BUUUUT the Doritos Flaming Limon chips are WAYYYYY BETTER THAN TAKIS🤤🤤😋

  • 5:08 mark almost reaching firemans heap

  • As a man who grew up sock skating I am offended by this disgrace of my sport

  • alternate title: mark rants about takis for ten minutes while ethan gravely injures himself and almost dies

  • The title should be, "Ruining our socks, floors, and body 🙃"

  • Henry @ 4:26 killed me😂😂😂

  • 4:24 dog

  • 7:10 the matrix?

  • mark: im gonna be the next hokage! me: siri play blue bird

  • I love how chica pops her head in at 4:27 😂😂😂

  • Mark: *3ft 8inch* "WhErE's My StAtUe¿!" Ethan: *clears stairs* -Shit eating grin intensifies-

  • Am I the only one who really appreciated Mark’s takis rant lmao

  • this entire video really just screams !don't do this at home!

  • Did I hear Amy say "oh, no" when Mark was pouring the oil all over the floor?

  • Ahaha that sound she put when Chica peeks in

  • *two idiots get into the supply closet*

  • 21:12 The moment before disaster

  • Did you two kill your own dummy?

  • 11:23 GOT ME DYINGGGGGG AND TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER HE JUST SAYS “gRaB ThE mEaSuRiNg TaPE”

  • Two grown men guys... these are two grown men.

  • 19:04

  • you need help

  • I second Marks Takis rant as I am eating unsufficient Takis currently!

  • Dude at work none of my coworkers use the mop strainer when mopping after close cause it's a waste of time and the floor has drains anyway. After the main hall was freshly mopped once I ran, jumped, and slid eighteen and a half feet. I was very proud.

  • I have of the of tears crying of laughter I officially have abs from where marks friend falls and goes AH OOH EEH OOHH AH AJSDKJFKAJSDLJFLASJD

  • Any body else slow Mark's fall down to quarter speed?

  • USE PLEDGEEEEE

  • Ethan : "Well mrs. Jack." Me : "Are we bringing septiplier back?"

  • I just discovered the baby stools in front of the counter from a previous episode xD

  • 11:12 WHY ARE YOU LICKING YOUR FINGER AFTER PUTTING LUBRICANT ON YOUR FEET ETHAN, THAT THAT THAT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD

  • Dislike have 666

  • dude it has 666 dislikes 0_0

  • Haha that video came out on my birthday xd

  • Anyone else getting Mythbusters flashbacks?

  • Mark is looking for another free snacks series of packages from takis

  • 17:59 mark dies. Ethan in an old mans voice: Are you ok?

  • They should have done this with a slip and slide

  • I will be the next hokage

  • I love his mustache.

  • Ethan: *lets go of the tape measure* Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • LOVE CHICA I NAMED MINE FREDDY I WOULD LOVE TO BE CHICA SHE DOESNT EVEN WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE DOING BUT IN HER MIND SHES SAYING WELP THESE TWO IDIOT'S ARE SLIDING ON THE FLOOR NOW

  • u should have used baby oil

  • "Do it in post" -- mark "Actually it would be funnier if I did nothing" -- editor

  • Ethan is just so funny x)

  • mark: 7 feet and 8 inches ethan: lets go of the tape measurer (im bad at spelling) mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ethan: im soorry mark:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • 4 year old's be like:

  • Ethan missed the opportunity to say 'I lube you, Mark."

  • *I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT HOKAGE*

  • im just thinking about how gross that boyfriend pillow would be after that

  • Mark looks like a roller derby player

  • My phone

  • I cringed so hard I threw

  • Something they could have done is get a whole bunch of elastic bands (probably the thick red type), tie them all together and make some kind of Angry Birds-esque slingshot.

  • Fave part was when henry stuck his head in, and then backed out 😂

  • 19:04 PAIN INTENSIFIES

  • 17:58 “it was at this moment that he new, he messed up”

  • 4:25 just checking in

  • 4:03 When your friend lets go of the measuring tape unexpectedly and you imitate a human car alarm for two minutes straight.

  • Giving Birth 19:06

  • Why did you use lube-- with socks on, you shoulda used baby powder 😂

  • "My names mark!" "My names Ethan!" (In unison) "AND THIS JACKASS!"

  • The more videos I watch, the more I imagine them as middle-schoolers. xD

  • God this is amazing to watch high

  • I'm so glad Mark didn't fly over those steps with that arm-sled

  • 4:25 *Chica:* "Sup hoomans. Doin crazy shit again I see. Aight Imma head out."

  • The beginning sounds like the boys in my gym class before it stars... 0:23

  • The cleanup tho

  • 15:29 and here we see ethan become a dinosaur

  • Ethan is sock doping

  • I would put padding on the booty area

  • AcTuAl ChIlDrEn

  • You guys need to do this again but use Soapy water it will work much better like so they will see.

  • I like how mark tries to make things go his way when Ethan actually does something somewhat better XD is that competitiveness or being a.....i feel like I’m gonna be a rude a-hole it say “sore loser” 😣

  • And at 19:05 ethan reached heaven

  • 18:05 mark had passed further beyond then he anticipated

  • Is it just me or does mark look more safer whith the bubble wrap😂😂

  • The beginning is just improv beatboxing

  • 19:13 Inexperienced parents to their kids:

  • When an Earth Bender meets an Air Bender

  • ...that’s a good lube...just saying

  • I appreciate and agree with marks argument with Takis

  • NOOOOOOOOO THAT'S EXPENSIVE LUBE I mean what's sex haha