Weekend Update: New Dick’s Sporting Goods Store & Taylor Swift Re-Records Album - SNL

čas přidán 10. 04. 2021
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Tyler Perry developing a new Madea TV series.
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  • Michael Che ❤️👏

  • What joke was cut at 0:55?

  • "allegedly"

  • The joke about the man calling the police on the lady who broke in when he saw she wasn’t attractive is so sadly realistic

  • Who the fuck boo'd?

  • Hot audience that week

  • Thx for uploading. If you have a second come check out my cover of Chris Stapleton - I'm an indie artist and think you may dig my sound. Really appreciate it!

  • The Lizzie Borden house has been a bed and breakfast for years

  • SNL no longer relevant. Yep a kids show now

  • Weekend update? Nahh you should watch what’s going on

  • Did you hear the founder of Big Large Mansions has created a new antidepressant for folks with her symptoms? It’s called trydickagain...

  • Until Saturday night live offer the same level of ridicule toward geriatric lunatic Beijing Joe Biden that they did American patriot President Donald Trump they are Saturday night dead as far as I am pconcerned.

  • I have a feeling SNL is about to be done. No one can take a fucking joke anymore. The past two seasons have been teetering on the ledge. RIP SNL

  • The Starbucks thing is interesting when literally nowhere will serve me in my reusable travel dishware

  • Taylor Swift. Long live like Peron.

  • Was he meaning Selena when he said the daily inn

  • She is going to be the statue of liberty's flame and prepare 20 years for war

  • Abigail my grandmother is going to reborn through me and Taylor Swift I'm going to the father and Taylor Swift the mother

  • 0:13 is this even a joke? How is that a funny thing to say in front of a live audience?

  • Sandwich ma

  • Lizzie Borden was found not guilty.

  • Lmfaooooo

  • Dunkin's promotion is to return a donut after taking a bite out of it so they can resell it... ;-P

  • "The man called the police as soon as he found out the woman wasn't attractive"🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

  • SNL is too woke and one sided for me. The show is garbage anyway. Not funny and pushing communism and they don’t even know realize it.

  • Love che's jokes

  • Just get the vaccine, blood clots are ALL the rage right now man! HAHA

  • The Averngers!!!! LMFAO!

  • And that's why I drink dunkin lol

  • That “will.i.was” joke was brutal. Brutal, but accurate. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • Will I was is my fav in this one Lol

  • It's honestly so jarring to hear the audience laughter. I almost stopped the video

  • Will I was 🤣

  • *_The Averngers:_*_ Age of Ultraperm_

  • One of the best in a long time

  • Will.I.Was ha ha ha....

  • Dunkin so much smarter than Starbucks ... Facts

  • Insane, lol 🤪😂😈

  • I hope these gentlemen get paid top dollar because they make my Saturday night fun

  • Starbucks is a little late on the "Borrow A Cup" thing.....restaurants have been doing it for YEARSSSSS

  • I’m totally on board for an “Averngers” movie!

  • Don't knock on Dick's too much. They were the first store that sells sporting goods to ban firearms. I respect them.

  • Che killed it.

  • Bird feeder eaters unite. We ain't going to take this crap anymore. Next we won"t be allowed to partake of birdbaths.

  • I think Update is the most solidly funny segment in SNL.

  • When did y'all get funny again?

  • The Averngers... cut to Jost SHDH.

  • I would totally go watch "The Averngers" movie!! 🍿🍿🍿

  • The salmonella one was perfect for Norm MacDonald

  • Every time I look at Colin I say to myself . You too can get a bad chick just by being funny.

  • The weeked updated are always my favorite and always kill it harder than skits. IMO.

  • Not the Days Inn joke. Selena?

  • These two are the saving grace of this whole show.

  • Will.I.Will.Be

  • “... you gonna be Will.i.was.” *BURRRNN -* 😂😂

  • 😂😂💜

  • #LmaOooo

  • Ugh. These two never make me laugh. Millenial leftist hacks.

  • "Wear a stupid mask when you come in but we're cutting corners by making you share cups" Starbucks said "...in order to keep our prices low."

  • Wasn't the lizzie borden house already a bed and breakfast? Or at least you could stay there

  • Lizzie Bordon was acquitted.

  • I almost choked on “The Averngers” 😂

  • Yeah, just get the non-vaccine gene therapy “vaccine” that’s already been proven to NOT prevent Covid. It’s “science!”

  • Lizzie Borden was acquitted like O.J. 😳

  • The lizzie Borden murder house was already a bed and breakfast. I lived in Maplecroft, lizzies house after she was acquitted, which was also turned into a bed and breakfast

  • I don’t like this Weekend Update duo. Sorry. I’ve tried to like them for years. I just don’t.

  • Why the jump-cut at 0:54? Was a joke removed?

  • Not funny. Didnt laugh.

  • Omg, 'Ther Averngerrs', lol, "Will I Was"? Made my day!

  • Dicks did this and then pulled them all out.

  • 😂😂😂

  • The Lizzie Borden house was already a bed and breakfast... 🤔 it’s like 30 mins from where I live and it’s already insanely hard to book a night , especially Halloween, unless it’s like a year in advance.

  • cs-tv.org/ch/UCCRamAKTNBQKPO35hxuQUtg

  • Wasn't the Borden house already a B&B?

  • I loved Will I Was

  • Every guy here immediately thought; but was she hot tho?.. I have a 'are men really pigs question': Ladies; same scenario with whatever you think is the hottest guy alive. Freak out and call the police or roll with it?

  • My wife and I were shopping and I guess she wanderd off and left me standing there talking to myself and I was like ' whered she go ' and I got scared because I sounded mean

  • Did not miss the audience laughter

  • Dav Pilkey removed the book by his own choice when he found out the imagery was hurtful. It was not "Censorship" it was an artist not wanting to inadvertantly insult his asian readers.

  • Okay, so this Weekend update was actually funny👍

  • What does averngers mean

  • Will I wasssss hahahaha

  • Che's jokes were on point 😂

  • Nice Tay Tay call out 😀

  • She did not Murder them. She was acquitted and there is strong, though circumstantial evidence that links her parent's murder to a known killer in the area at the time, who had the same M.O. It's unlikely she would have had the physical strength or stamina to swing an axe as often as she had to in this case, it was likely someone who had experience with axes for chopping wood. Just sayin'

  • "Hand's on Dicks" I knew they would call it that.

  • Ayyye the Texas women 2:57 happened at my hometown sadly

  • I’m from victor, kinda nuts to see this.

  • Exclusion of Organ Harvesting Participants Matas said that, given the widespread organ harvesting among prisoners of conscience in China, a reverse onus clause and ostracism can be applicable. He has also discussed this previously in articles and conferences. On papers published by Chinese researchers that lacked reliable donor information, for example, “The onus should not fall on publishers or transplant professionals to show something is amiss in China. The onus is rather the reverse. The onus falls on the Chinese transplant profession to show beyond a reasonable doubt that there is no sourcing of organs from prisoners of conscience. Studies emanating from China which do not show that should be rejected for publication,” he said at the Oxford Global Health and Bioethics International Conference 2019 in a presentation titled “Ostracism or Engagement in Combating Unethical Medical Research.” With the scale of forced organ harvesting in China, Matas said that we can assume any individual involved in the organ transplant profession is an accomplice to the crime of forced organ harvesting. Therefore, unless there is evidence that shows otherwise, we should stop collaborating with organ transplant divisions in China's hospitals. Similarly, we should stop exchange scholar programs. Chinese researchers should not be allowed to publish articles or give presentations at international conferences, receive training, or join overseas organ transplant societies. In addition, we should not attend such meetings in China or join organ transplant societies in China. Unless proven otherwise, a comprehensive isolation or ostracism is needed, explained Matas. He said medical professionals have many ways at their disposal to achieve this goal. Instead of new strategies, these actions have existed already and they are proven to be effective in a short time. It is up to these professionals to join together and make it happen. So far the healthcare agencies in China have made lucrative profits by stealing organs from prisoners of conscience, since there are no costs involved. Such ostracism will help them learn the consequences of this unethical behavior. Reports on Organ Tourism Another suggestion from Matas is that all countries should request their respective health agencies provide a report on organ tourism. Matas said that we are in a vicious cycle. We do not have sufficient information about the organ tourism in China and do not know how bad it is. As a result, we did not put enough efforts toward stopping the crime. To end this vicious cycle, we can start a mandatory organ tourism report. Once we know the scale of organ tourism to China, we would know its severity. That will allow us to work with the participants to take action. Is there a need to make laws to stop the organ harvesting in China? Matas said the answer is yes. But it would effectively curb the crime only if appropriate laws are implemented in the right areas.

  • The last joke was so perfect and incapsulates all men... try being decent to a woman you wouldn’t fuck just cus she’s a human and ya know deserves respect lol nahhhh y’all won’t do it you like being shit lol

  • cs-tv.org/tv/video--mCgkjVWDzA.html

  • When did they bring back that god awful laugh track?

  • DUDES, You did great on this one.

  • Revelation 19:21, “The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh."

  • Except for the fact that the woman WAS attractive. Look it up

  • cs-tv.org/tv/video-gWVqgBkK1-U.html.

  • It was *NEVER* proved that Lizzie Borden killed her parents. You might as well say that O.J. killed his wife.

  • "The man called the police as soon as he found out the woman wasn't attractive"🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

  • It's sad when society think that drinking liquid out a washed cup is disturbing. Oh well since all that freaking waste will just be disturbing to the next generation.

  • Hel,mayB her and yes-zee mite evn hav sexes again lik in he songs(now spcl-K's out)...