Literally high schoolers in movies
on god they be getting 30 years olds to play 17 year old characters
Yes exactly Getting freakin people who are mid 20’s to play a freakin 16 year old person
Yo look at the girl lebron’s son took to prom. Tell me that’s normal.
And irl at this point😭
If you asked a 15-year-old in my generation, they would’ve lied and gone on the date
I know. People these days are always on edge. It's like walking on eggshells.
fr i HATE when people stop me from my pedophilia
@Rinnofor real, whenever i see a Nenuco on a Toys R Us store, i always get hard Ok, I'm joking 😂😂😂
Moral of the story: don't hit on girls and just be single forever.
Hit on guys
So hit boys😀
Meanwhile, Asians: "Your little sister looks awesome." "Little sister? That's my mom, bro."
I had a dude tell me he's 30 i look older than him at 23 like wtf Asia share some of those genes with the rest of us ffs😅😅😅
Asians have the best genes, they stay beautifull till 55. Then they look like 80😂
@Icarus the fly Untrue. My Pakistani friends look 20 when they're 13 and they also look 30s when they're in their mid 20s
@Victor Von Doom yeah, back in time when I did a part time job, I called the owner as big brother, but later I found out that he was 30 and I was 16 at that time.
*”Yh, I asked her her name yesterday and she said it was Im Tu Yung. Funny name isn’t it🤔”*
This shit actually happened to me. I was in a donut shop and this cute girl was working the counter so i asked for her number. She was like "i would, but im only 15". My face went white, and i was like forget i was ever here. Some girls really dont look their age.
And that’s where you went right….if a woman looks like someone in the appropriate age group for you to date (40+ year old guys if she looks 18-20 and even if she IS 18-20, it’s still creepy) there’s nothing wrong with you. Now when you find out she is underage (there are signs like a reluctance or nervousness about talking age, slip ups where they mention things like “my teacher” etc) then if you are disgusted and instantly repulsed by the idea then you’re definitely a good man and you’ll be alright. Now if you find yourself EVEN THINKING, let alone discussing ideas to get with them anyway and not get caught…..you need to either go see a therapist or CHOP it OFF because you’re a predator in the making.
@J.R. In WV🤨
@Muhammad AliLet Him Cook
As a high schooler I can say that some people look like they are about to turn 30 and some look like they are fresh out of kindergarten. It really just depends
I don’t believe you, nobody ask for numbers anymore, everybody hooks up online nowadays 😂
Little princess is taller than her parents 😭
I m taller then my mom xd
Plot twist, he’s actually 14
Another plot twist, she is 23 but her mind is 15
Another another plot twist, she is diagnosed with DID and she has 60 personalities
If it's timberland ,,,, she's down. Another square root of 3 plot twist. 😂
Damn that's deep
Plot twist, Duolingobird and I’m after your family
No 15 year old acts that childish though. The teenage years are that point in our lives when we try to act more grown up than we actually are.
Yeah, but I'm 16 and still childish. Leave being grown up to the actual grownups
@Creative_Kylee fr , bc when u become an adult u will miss these years so have fun while u can 🥳
Right, only single 30-year-olds still living with her parents act like that.
This is not true, also that wasn't a very childish reaction it was normal reaction for a kid.
“Don’t drop the soap” 😭💀💀
I know, i just now got what it meant💀
Bro's shirt is too good "Discipline Equals Freedom"
Where's that profile from
@Rajat Kalyanlol just randomly searched on the google "northern lights" but that was like 2-3 years ago
@Rajat Kalyan It's from the title of a book, Discipline Equals Freedom, written by Jocko Willink, a retired US Navy SEAL, he does a podcast and interviews some very interesting people as well as operating a leadership development program. It's on my bucket list to read,
@Raul Carlosis he racist?
@John Gael Nox where did that come from?
Her drinking from a public water fountain in a public park should have been a red flag 😂
My older brother still calls me his princess. I am almost 40.
"If she says she's 26, and looks 18, she's 12. If she says she's 26, and looks 26, she's dam near 40." - Chris Rock
I'll be sure to keep that in mind if the moment ever comes. 😂
This comment should be pinned 📌🔥💀
Damn. This comment literally blew my cover😅
that is the most childish 15 year old i’ve ever met 😂
Yeah she acts 4 😂😂😂
When she's 45 but identifies as 15.
In 2023, 21 year olds look like they're 15, and 15 year olds look like they're 21 😭
Im taller than my whole family and I'm only 12
@kingofLight40Your family's short
Bruh for real
That creates a paradox. 21 year olds would look 15, BUT 15 yr olds look 21, BUT 21 year olds look like 15 yr olds, etc. now they are neither 21 or 15
@insabon1337 bruh they tall im just taller by like an inch lol
"She's gotta be at least *31!" There, dude fixed
"You sick fuck!". Had me rolling 💀💀
I literally saw a 12 year old girl get into a club with a fake ID. If a 12 year old can pass for 21 nowadays this fear is completely valid
What’s even worse is if she was passably old enough guys will have probably tried to pick her up and buy her drinks
I'm just curious how you knew she was 12 years old, or are you just estimating by looking at her? Which if so, there are people out there that look incredibly young but are much older than they appear, sometimes due to a rare genetic mutation.
I once practiced breakdance with a 12 years old, man, I was about to ask her out on a date when I saw she signed some papers which included her birth year, 12 fucking years old... 💀
@TheDoomer666 How old did you think she was and what made you think she was older? Was she “developed?”
I know a lady who at 28 was refused service n a bar even after seeing her actual photo drivers license, because they thought it was her older sister.
Tip: Never look at a person's body to determine age. Only the face. An undeveloped facial structure is the main giveaway on if someone is either a child or an adult. The chin especially!
Nah....always look at the bodybto see if you even wanna holla at all. Then look at the eyes. The sides ofvthe eyes rarely lie. But if they do, look right into their eyes and see all their life and allvtheir secrets and all the shit they have seen. Bc its all there, staining their soul. if you know how to look and where to look.
When we're in college at the end of third semester, we heard one of my friend's elder sister came to talk with the professors and to pay the tuition fee for the semester. She was chill and talked freely with us. We were all talking about how beautiful she was after coming back to class and after a while when he returned we told him she looked great. Little did we know, she was his MOM.💀
“Don’t drop the soap”💀
Their new catch phrase.
@Vlad the Impaler fr
… that’s one of the most used police quotes, it’s almost concerning that you react ‘I’m dead’(the fucking ugly skull emoji) to it
@Wilale what does it mean chief?
“I THOUGHT SHE WAS OF ÆÆGGE!!” Made me laugh so much 😂🤣
Teenagers in Netflix shows be like:
Wish the police response time was actually this good 😆
True, it's like they were on standby.😂
415 likes and only one comment let me change that
Tell them there's a black teen holding a toy gun and they will have a high response time
during a setup
Plot twist, she is already a certified 304😎
i bet he's the kind of guy to bring powdered soap to the prison shower.
“I thought she was of ageeeeee!!!!” Last famous words 😭😭
famois last words not wut u said
@thefloridaboy you got that ohian language keyboard
@short So does Noviy Serrano
@KT Sh*t you got me
"She said she was twelve"
Memories... Wife had a friend that let her 15 yr old daughter go to a tanning salon, get hair extensions, belly button ring and when men cat called the girl mom got all offended, ah memories
Idk dude, I'd be surprised to find people who wouldn't be offended by catcalling.
even legal age, men shouldnt be catcalling, they are most likely 45 year old or older, still virgins, and still live with mommy
Catcalling is unacceptable no matter what. Like, how would it be ok if the girl was older?
She definitly isn't acting like a 15 years old, more like a 6 years old
"and that's why you date family you know their age" sweet home Alabama
Bro who dates their family
@Aiden Rokez people who can take a joke......... and people from alabama
@Aiden Rokez Tejanos
@tshred666 I’m a Texan
@Pandaxthat was a neat Reply amigo.
when you can't tell if she's 15 or 25 😐😐💀💀💀
Every man on planet Earth checks out underage girls. None will admit of course.
Aaaaannnd that's why I don't go out hitting on girls I don't know. High schoolers look so much older now, not risking it.
Come to Poland. Age of consent is 15 ;)
@Yusuf T-Deen 💀🤨
@Yusuf T-Deen bruh.
High schoolers actually look so much younger now, I would know I’m a high schooler
My 13 year old niece looked like this. She was helping at a market stall when 2 guys started chatting. She was flirting back, when a relative stepped in and said "Sorry fellas, she's 13" They were super apologetic, totally understood their reaction.
A 15 yrs old won’t be like that in this generation 😅
Literally had a man ask me if I was single and try to chat me up but then I told him I’m 15 and the look of horror and shock on his face was hilarious 😂
Well at least he was horrofied my cousin had something like this happen to her and the sicko didn't stop after learning she was 15 We were supposed to meet up so I caught the equivelent of "age is just a number" line when I got there I don't settle things like these quietly so I yelled at him at the top of my Lungs that she's 15 so Everyone aroubd us could here
I mean of he's gonna be afraid because yall are out there being 13 and looking like 23 year olds😭
Lmao man could already picture himself either on Twitter tendencies or jail
@Evandro Evandrissimo Both 🌚
"And at that moment he knew,he fucked up."
I am 37 myself but people still think I look to be in my mid to early 20's so yeah I can totally relate to this.
Don’t drop the soap” 😂😂
They told us at Tech School (graduations happened every month) when family comes by to visit, we were told not to say anything, because “Moms didn’t always look like moms, and 15 year old girls don’t always look like 15 year old girls.” Solid guidance
True. It does be like that sometimes. Go to a Hispanic neighborhood, you’ll see.
@bimmermacHispanic , middle eastern and Indians. People in hot places hit puberty 2 years earlier in general.
Yup my school as well.
@Salah Ahmed just had to mentioned the word "Hot", didn't u ? 🤨📷
@8trxckand you are?
As a guy who worked security in a department store for several years, I can safely say this is disturbingly accurate.
Facts it is scary true brother
Ok I'm unclear, what part is disturbing? The way guys are handled? Lol or the fact that girls look so grown?
@Sagittarian Sage_22 the second bit
@Sagittarian Sage_22yeah the second bit I worked at a store that sold liquor so I had to check so many ids I got great at guessing ages but yeah this is pretty accurate
@Sagittarian Sage_22the second part
never let them know your next move "i'm 12!"
The 2nd officer warning never to drop the soap💀
"Don't drop the soap"😂😂 best advice ever!
*don't drop the soap* bro abouta get his cheeks ravaged 💀
high school in movies be like :
"She gotta be at least 21 years old" 😂😂
knowing their jokes, maybe she's actually 21 years old, i meant the actor
The actress looks at least 30 or 40
@Nightmare you killed her bro......she is 25-30
@اسكندر فكار ur right
Cilvanis: *calling Chris Hansen* Justus: “Man! You making me sound like I’m weird right now 😅”
This is hilarious and very true to life. I was at the park doing pullups and dips a month ago. I noticed this girl on one of the benches who looked 23-25ish. She looked my way, and we held eye contact a few times. So I was going to approach after I finished training. As I'm about to head over, her younger siblings she's babysitting come over. In earshot, I hear one of them start talking about school starting and summer almost being over. Then the girl says, "I know.. I'm excited to be a senior and turn 18 this year." Thank God I heard that and knew not to approach. 🤣💀
This is why the number 1 rule is always ask her age
As a father of 2 daughters, I refer to this as 13 going on 21 syndrome.
My dad would describe it as such.
@Tonald Drumpft. Looks 21 Actually 15 And mentally 6 Lol 😂
Cop really said "don't drop the soap"😂😂😂
Daughter looking older than her dad 😂😂😂
Matt and Justus never disappoint 😀
Nah but fr tho
As a 15 year old I can confirm this is how we act
This is so true these days. If they look younger than 25, ask for I.D.
Im 23 now but i havent been asked for my id in 3-4 years now. You can say that if they look younger than 25 you should ask for an id but people can look older than 25 while still be under that age (i sometimes even got away with buy alcohol when i was 16 ish due to my beard)
And she doesn’t look under 25 😂
Before or after ? 😁
@kevinkevertrue story i did the same thing Had a grown mans beard n muscles at 16 Even got into strip clubs n bars casually Was a 5 ft 100 lb munchkin lol in the midst of a fighting career Everyone thought i was the creepy one for hitting on college women because they thought i was much older back then
she actually said dont drop the soap💀😂
Voice changed so quick after hearing “she’s only 15 years old”
Literally happened to me all the time when I was 13 😂 I had my growth spurt early and was like 5’10 at the age of 13 and therefor did not look 13 but rather 19 or 20. I remember guys would ask me out and I would say I’m 13 or 14 (at the time) and they would turn around so fast and walk away so fast like their life depended on it 😂😂
their lives probably did depend on it 😅...
OMG GIRL SAME IVE BEEN 5’11 and mature looking since 11-12 😩 😂 we had the same childhood lmao
@Hevdagamer aw hell nah 😅
As a 15 year old I can confirm she looks like she at least 30.
As someone who developed very early this is pretty accurate 😂
It's like that though. Even crazier is that a hundred years ago, you could get married at 16. It's interesting how laws change our view of morality.
Average lifespan back then was 50.
Um, to this day, 14 is still legal in SC (with parental consent of course). More than half the states in the US allow marriage between 16 and 18, and 15 states allow it younger than 16. Not commenting on the morality of anything, just that it's still legal in places.... afterall, I'm _completely against_ marriage at _any_ age.
@PiscesMike interesting, how come?
I don’t think it’s about laws, really. Depending on how far back you look, women couldn’t legally vote, hold jobs, get an education, own property… etc. - there were laws in place that caused this and yet morally people were opposed to these things which is how it eventually was overturned. It makes complete sense that as society stopped accepting and normalizing women as belongings, that we also stopped viewing it as acceptable for them to be sold off into marriages to much older men. It’s still considered legal and appropriate for teenagers to date and even marry other teenagers (depending on your state laws). The only major change is we no longer accept much older men pursuing those young women. This isn’t a case of the laws dictating our social norms and morals, but rather our laws coming to reflect our inherent moral values over time.
This is why you never assume a girls age
Girl posses the anime logic within her
this is why I dont talk or look at anyone. 9 years ago I was at a park with my kid cousins and this girl that looked... like this, a woman was following me through the park and I was like fuck I think shes into me. Talked to her and she was but she was freakin 16. We talked and I the things she was saying where sounding sus to me, asked her age and she was 16. I was 23. I didnt even tell her how old I was. I just said oh it was nice to meet you and took off. Nope I aint catching any cases.
😂 damnn you got no comments on this let me add one! Damnn even I got many weird compliments while growing up! Once I went to a party when I was 12yrs [in 6 grade] that time a random uncle asked me if I was in 10 or 11 grade and I was like :😅 and had to tell them truth! So because of my height some people don't believe my age ig that's why.
Ur now married don’t lie😂
Age of consent is 16 in a lot of places. You would have been fine
"don't drop the soap" That got me dying
He said she was beautiful even before he saw her face 😂
She is literal defintion of the girls who don't look THIER age in anime 💀
Although in every ichi anime who u all guys simp mostly 15 and 16 years old girls no matter how they looks this skks i literally hate this wifu stuffs
Like the mother look younger than daughter!
@KAID what is ichi anime ?
@KAID tatsumaki from one punch man and the whole anime verse and also that girl from my dress up darling even the girls in Naruto
I had twin sisters in their mid 20s ask me how old am I with a thirsty look in their eye. And when I was a 6ft husky black teen and my puberty fluctuating deep voice came out and said 14. Those girls were sad but did t want to stop and I was scared and ran to my mommy. True story.
The dad's facila expressions kill me everytime 😂😂😭
I am 100% sure nobody could tell she was a jailbait.
Those are called secondary sexual characteristics and are a telltale sign that a person has reached sexual maturity, and thus, are ready to have sex if they so consent. But again, Americans have puritanical age of consent laws, and flip out if and when it's revealed that the rest of the civilized world doesn't share said infantilizing perceptions.
@Scary Peri Wth are you talking about?
@Levi Read up about the subject matter and find out.
@Scary Peri Talking about the second part bro, "Americans have puritanical age of consent laws," you don't even know what you said?
@Levi I do know what I said. How the hell did you reach the conclusion to the contrary? And yes, US age of consent laws are inconsistent and irrational, and Americans even more so when confronted about such.
"Worst she could say is no"
Great example of why you should never assume 💀
The ‘yippee’ at the end was so cute!
Yeah lights out by 8 😂 As if.
She's literally 15 did you not watch the video 📸
@StrataisFunny I watch her the video ofc I did that’s wh6 I said at the end 🗿
@Jasmine Rivera you watched and still said that 😟police arrest this man immediately 😯📸😵
@StrataisFunny bruh I’m talking about HWO cutethe yippe was 😭
Anything after 12 is lunch ~ Sanji
i asked a girl at the gym for her instagram and her most recent post was a sweet 16 party 😭😭
"dont drop the soap" Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
The gay prison joke....
The adorable "Yippee" 😂
"Don't drop the soap" had me rolling on the floor😂
"I thought she was of age!" That line delivery was Legendary lmao 🤣
This is too true! Happened to me just last month, though I blame the church people for using this girl they knew was young as bait. So I'm at a riverfront park, walking and swimming the dog, it's about 11:30 on a Sunday. There's a big group of people I assume are doing a family reunion or something. A nice old couple say to me as I walk by, "Can you eat? We have so many extra burgers and hotdogs, please help us". That's not an offer I'm going to turn down, and I say "right on!". So I'm eating and chatting with people and when I'm about to go my own way a really cute gal walks up to me a huge smile and starts chatting me up. I figure it's worth seeing how this pans out, she was easily 8-9 and usually I pull 6-7. Then the conversation goes to her church, then she informs this is a church gathering, and introduces me to the pastor. I was still cool with all this. I'm not a church guy but I'm not against it, and hey, if this gorgeous gal was into it I could go for her sake. We continue chatting, even exchange numbers. I decide to end our conversation with trying to plan a hangout or something, so I ask if she's doing anything the next Saturday. And this is where is all falls apart... She says "during the day I have cheer camp, but we could chill after"... I reply, "oh that's cool. So you like coach the high school cheer team?".... "No, I'm on the cheer team"..... *crickets while I stare at her expecting her to laugh and say she's joking*.... "Uh, so you're 18?".... "Nope, I'll be 17 next month though! Don't worry about it, my parents and the pastor are cool as long I'm with a guy who goes to our church".... I told her she's awesome but I'm not comfortable with this situation and skedaddled. On my drive home though I couldn't get the thought of how fucked up it all was out of my head though. The parents definitely prompted her to try to reel me in. Basically the whole crowd was lie 50-100, and she was one of the few people aside from me who wasn't a literal child or a middle aged person. Pastor seemed to be aware of the tactic at play too. They were all basically hanging this girl out as bait to try to get young dudes to join their church. WTF!
“She said she was twelve!”
15 years old isn’t pedophilia, it’s Ephebophilia
This is a certified "she was 18 just a moment ago" moment 💀💀
Bro if the roles were reversed no cops at all🤣
"Don't drop the soap💀💀"
Literally Hotaru in Non Non Biyori
Worked in fashion, this is so true. One of my young ladies was 16 and looked about 24. I kept a very close eye on her so she would have a positive experience. Fortunately, the only thing that happened was she fell off her heels on the stairs once!
one of my young ladies???
Dont drop the soap line gets me everytime😂 never gets old
This is literally my cousin she looks 15 but shes 11
Plot twist: a traumatic brain injury caused her to revert back to child like state
Amazing. We need a series of these
Female Benjamin Button lol
@Bryan Jameslol wouldn't she be like 50 mentally
Sort of happen already. There is a female that had cancer as an infant and they had to give her chemo but it stunted her age so she is 22 but looks 12 and she said it really brings out the creeps.
This is called "The Jennifer Love Hewitt Effect" 😂
Don’t drop the soap💀💀
Don't drop the soap got me dying😂
Same we all know what happen when you drop the soap 😂
Pretty sure the dad was actually 15 😂
Only 15 and lights out by 8, damn
Justus........your feminine voice is always upto mark and never disappoints😂😂
“don’t drop the soap” 💀
Bro needs an Oscar for running that way
Accurate. 15 year old shopping at forever 21 to look like theyre 25 is some sketchy shit.
Real. I used to hang with a chick on that shit. Minors literally prop themselves and search for older adults. They make themselves passable for 18, and go for it. You never hear women admit this part of the conversation, but I have plenty of lady friends that have!
@3rd Tomoe ⭕️_ ⭕️it’s up to the adults to verify who they’re talking to is truly of age, minors make stupid mistakes sometimes
@*・°☆.。.:* maiko !this comment is the most accurate answer
Oh nah she's not 15 years old she's 10 years old 💀
"Don't drop the soap" their new catch phrase 💀