Why The Generals Hid The Nukes, And What Caused Nicki Minaj To Skip The Met Gala

čas přidán 14. 09. 2021
In Stephen's Tuesday night monologue he looks at revelations from Bob Woodward's new book, which alleges that China and the Pentagon each had serious concerns about the former president's access to nuclear weapons, and he checks on friend of the show Nicki Minaj after her comments about vaccines set off a social media firestorm.

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  • T****p, the poster child for arrested development.

  • The socialist democrats have a stronghold on the media and they have a hold on the ones who only believe what the media tells them through the news and facebook and tiktok and the late night tv hosts who only look to do the same thing, seperate us a nation put us against each other then restrict us to our homes which they steal and then herd us into getos, think 1930's Germany , or 1960's inner cities run by the democrats, remember history repeats and doesn't lie.

  • He'd have sold his soul to the Devil himself, just to stay in power. Satan, already has receipts for his Ass.

  • Extremely amazing exactly right now of you.

  • He who must not be "actually" named... Every other funny name is up for grabs though. Love it.

  • 6:20

  • Or is that Beneath you

  • Would you clean up peoples crap 💩 and urine for a living Stephen ?

  • Yet again More absolute bullshit

  • I am absolutely nothing like Donald trump Vladimir Putin or hitler Aside from what my mother and others would say

  • The Lard Father! 😂😂😂 oh, Stephen! You crack me up!

  • Someone should tell the piano player that turtles and rodents are not the same species. 😜

  • Are you taking lessons off of my mother ?

  • I will get you done for defamation of my character and libel

  • You’ve probably compared me to hitler as well haven’t you ? I don’t really care Just more evidence against you if this ever gets taken to court

  • You’ve compared me or actually said that me and Donald trump are the same person If you have said this How dare you Also me and Donald trump could not be more further apart from each other if we tried

  • LMAO!!!!! Dr. Nicki Minaj...LoL. Slayed!

  • Late night tv just sucks

  • I can see the BluAnon here

  • Mass sterilization

  • Why does Venezuela always come up with these right wing idiots. Venezuela is communist, yes, but it is a totally different kind of communism than Russia or China. Get smarter America.

  • Justifying treason... Not surprising coming from a CCP shill.

  • Treason is treason. Face it. Insults don't do you good. Mental decline is currently in charge. Why make excuses?

  • Did not expect Jon listing Turtles - surprisingly delightful :)

  • It is hard for a drug-addled mind to decline much further than Trump's.

  • Oh Mr Cold Beer...

  • The very fact that that the Pentagon had serious concerns about the former president's access to nuclear weapons says that tRump needs to locked away in a mental hospital! Why is the evil mango Mussolini even allowed to be in the public, I am also glad you visually bleep out his name thanks

  • Why are conservatives so dumb? Is the plan to conserve Brainpower too!

  • Minaj is all that is wrong with America (and I think if she had been true to Trindad culture she would not have exposed her cousin's friend). No clue, no research, no critical thinking skills, not even common sense - but lots of confidence when uttering opinions. - IF that story even had a core of truth - likely he had an STD, that caused an infection, and his finacé called off the wedding over that. A man does not become impotent or sterile over "swollen testicles" - and if she would leave him while he did nothing wong (could have been an infection, a tumor - not because of the vaccine or an STD - he can count his blessings. He should not have married that woman anyway).

  • Here it is still trying to pin jan 6 on trump. FBI already cleared that as not true, you people believe what you want

  • Fuck the media, they don't give a shit about us people. All they do is point and tell you what to think but you never get help.

  • Says a lot of what how competent a politician that Republican is when he doesn't know that Russia isn't a 3rd world country. :D

  • Thanks for the video, Colbert.

  • The codes should have be hidden on Hunter Biden's computer which is really Soviet misinformation. No one, or at least the media and this crowd, would never accept their existence. Just a non-sequitur, but why did no one ask President Biden how he can run a country when considering his influence on his son Hunter?

  • I'm still pretty convinced that the nuclear codes are "person woman man camera tv".

  • Let's add a fourth branch to our government called: THE PEOPLES BRANCH, and let's have this fourth branch allow people a full vote on all pending legislation. That way the politicians will have to pay attention to what we really want.

  • How is Colbert still on TV? Show is terrible sucks and is cringeworthy. Last time it got any clout recognition is when Jon Stewart schooled him on air.

  • As an observer of the Donald since the 1970s I prayed throughout his entire "presidency" that there were people with actual grownup brains who would protect us, the rest of humanity, and all other sentient life from his reactions if he wasn't allowed to have his way, and I sure as hell wasn't the only one.

    • How to make atomic humor: Use Little Boy and Fat Man in the same sentence. Suggestion: Don’t blow the punchline.

  • Steven Colbert for President.

  • Why is no 1 asking how did relations get to that point with China that the call was needed to assure the Chinese .

  • That’s some serious balls. To vote twice. Damn

  • Stephen, you are painfully unfunny and a sellout of the highest order.

  • The orange criminal is not gone and will be back trying to finish off democracy in a few years.

  • I'm still pretty convinced that the nuclear codes are "person woman man camera tv".

  • #LarryLawton #Popipa #JustMonika

  • Who wants to wear a full mask for 2-3 hours to watch a Broadway show? No thanks!!

  • Every day I am grateful that #45 is somewhere other than in the Capital 🙏

  • Love that Elder found some "statistical proofs" based on numbers that haven't even come out yet hahaha he's a legend!

    • sep 14, 2021 and talking about trump... lol

  • Well you did really good with the new one. No need to change the comes for him, he wouldn’t be able to remember he actually have Them…

  • 45's a monster, but Milley's a traitor. You cannot usurp civilian control of the military; that is the death of democracy. If Milley was concerned, he should have resigned with a full-court PR press, not appointed himself dictator in secret. Mark it; this is another fundamental step in the destruction of American democracy, and Biden and his corporatist Dems are only too happy to have fascists in their ranks, so long as the ultra-wealthy continue to see ROI on their bribes.

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  • How to make atomic humor: Use Little Boy and Fat Man in the same sentence. Suggestion: Don’t blow the punchline.

  • The Colbert fan comments are the best. The herd stupidity is amazing. Milley is a traitor if the allegations are true - they appear to be. Milley is NOT a hero. He is a traitor. Get over your Trump hate and enjoy watching Biden the Puppet destroy America. Biden Voters Own This Disaster. Enjoy.

  • I long thought he would drop a B2's full amount of JDAMs on the Three Gorges Dam, in China.. I had thought that Trump would try this, since the start of the pandemic.

  • This is tons of fluffy fun but where were Mike n' Miley during the US troop deployments used against US citizens at the BLM demonstrations etc. Where were they when the Capitol was attached and left to a handful of DC police....?

  • Imagine him getting pissed at a government and having the nuclear codes in his pants pocket.

  • Those are ninja Turtles, only master Splinter is a rodent. Uagh…

  • For some reason, AC/DC's 1970s single "Big Balls" comes to mind...

  • The Met Gala, proving once and for all that Americans are utterly lacking in class and sophistication.

  • sep 14, 2021 and talking about trump... lol

  • Russia, Venezuela, and Iran aren't third world countries. More Larry Elder ignorance.

  • He should have John Stewart on again. Get those views up, maybe get acouple laughs even!

  • TREASON

  • You really think treason is funny you little pip squeak. I cannot stand this guy.

  • The closed captions at very the beginning read "WELCOME, WELCOME, BENGHAZI, EVERYBODY, IN HERE OUT THERE"... what???

  • Dude on the piano is annoying as fuck.

  • As a democrat, I legitimately applaud Mike Pence for refusing to bow to Trump's whims. I may enthusiastically disagree with him on most things, but man, did the guy ever step up when the country needed him to.

  • Now everyone is hoping trump tries to pressure them into somthing

  • It's actually fat man and tall boy Stephen. But I like the joke

  • "Previous president" 😅😅😅😁😁 biggest Broadway shows reopen... Thanks to Democrats!!

  • 6:47 isn't that a golden cloth from Saint Seiya?

  • Damn Stephen’s writers deserve a raise, this was great.

  • Hey, Russia didn't look like a 3rd world nation to me when I was there a couple of years ago. Maybe I need to update my definition of 3rd world?

  • Should have been Bone spurs and larceny

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  • "you see, that's why I made sure I got my shot in my shoulder!" Epic Colbert 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👍🏾❤️🇨🇦

  • Well... That was AOC's fashion reply to a less suitable rice sack jacket that said "I don't care, do you?". Maybe the rich trophy wife will care more about higher taxes, if not about caged kids.

    • the present ;) Facts are facts.

  • Why hide the nukes?!? Geez, i don't know. Trump did ask 3 times why we never use them and he wondered about stopping hurricanes by throwing a nuke at it... hmm. I think it was a VERY good idea to hide that "Football"

  • PAIN IS ON ITS WAY 👌

  • Broadway is coming backkkkk!!!

  • Colbert is simply the best ….how does he come up with these jokes on point ?😂😂

  • Military coupe.

  • I'm amazed how many people are surprised by this, wasn't there talk about military leaders discussing how to deal with this at the time?

  • Larry Elder think Russia, Venezuela and Iran are 3rd world countries???? Coincidentally, all three are BIG oil producing nations!! Coincidence? Methinks not. Let's investigate Elder for getting Russian, Venezuelab and Iranian campaigne contribution because he name-dropped them!

  • Love this show ❤️ Thank you Stephen , Jon & writers!

  • Nikki must speak to snake oil dr Rowdy Huliani to check the balls of her friend and send the combat mega haters to check and fix the balls.

  • Is the book substantiated? Did General Milley really call China? That would be enough to charge General Milley with treason, right?

    • Okay. Suppose you heard or believed Biden was going to nuke China, or they believed he was going to nuke them and were going to strike first. Would you let China nuke Biden or try and stop nuclear armageddon?

  • speculations are not facts... Here is one fact: Bidens racism laws in America during the Reagan era made Reagan not to use the most racist laws Biden wanted. And then the 1994 crima bill .. You cannot just try to convince people change.. Politicians has sheets from the past. Just saying what people want to hear does not change the past that lives in the present ;) Facts are facts.

  • You guys are such drama queens. The easiest way to handle trump was to play with his ego. Hiding nuclear codes are just absolute bs ! The morons need to see their books so they will write anything.

  • Bone Spurs-N-Harmony is comedy gold :)

  • "Look I got proof that I'm not a lying traitor who exploits the masses to the ends of establishing tyranny. You can ask my best buds Benedict Arnold, Adolph Hitler, Vladimir Putin, and Nicholas Maduro." -some douchebag republican running for office

  • I might be the last person to say this but, good on Mike Pence for not overthrowing democracy and facilitating the United State's decent into a tyrannical dystopia.

  • He left out the part of the quote where Milley said before an attack he would "call them ahead of time". That's funny treason.

  • So, if the General was a hero for preventing a fabricated nuclear war with China, then why would the Biden Administration now create an international pact for building nuclear subs in Australia?

  • Stephen Colbert, you are BRILLIANT.

  • Trump was and still is golden material voor so many late shows :)

  • Trinidad is in California yall

  • Since the election of Trump the American people are responsible for 8 nuclear warheads hitting someplace on earth 🌎. We are not supposed to say .

  • (I am sorry, if this sounds like a 'conpiracy theory' - but it's life!) Would Mr.Trump have to ask his advisors to help him with the 'codes' etc.? If he has some form of dyslexia - that would obviously prevent him serving in any military and driving a car. (so 'stating bone-spurs' is just a way to not ruin your life with other 'psychiatric garbage'.) If you are a disabled - you should somehow 'applaud' Trump as a person - for achieving so much (and blame a society for not educating people more), while keeping in mind his real blunders.

  • Is “the lard father” weight stigma...oh then you say fat man as if it is a curse. You are the one cursed to be a fat bigot. How much longer Stephen. Same on you.